Yadda naci anti nafi part 1
Misalin ƙarfe biyu na rana, na shirya ina kan kujera naci gayu, inata tunanin yanda zanje gidan yayan-mu, da yanda zanyi har naci antina wato matarsa Anti Nafi. Ina zaunen-nan saiga kiran anti Nafi a wayata, ina ɗagawa sai tace, "Yayanka ya fita ina jiranka". Kafin nace wani abu ko nayi magana saita kashe wayarta, wannan shine iya sakon data faɗamin. Da sauri na tashi na nufi gidan yaya.
Yadda naci anti nafi 1
Da zuwana in shige kofar falon ba wani fargaba tareda yin sallama. Anti Nafi tana zaune a falon tana kallo. Bayan ta amsa sallamar tareda cewa, "rufe ƙofar da mukullin jiki". Haka na koma na rufe ƙofar sannan na ƙara dawowa cikin falon, na gaishe da Anti sannan na koma kan kujera, nan dai na ƙurama TV idanu ina tunanin ta yaya zan fara.
Anti nafi tace, " wai dama kallo kazo yine?".
Nace, "a'a".
Tace, "tashi mu shiga daga ciki".
Tayimin jagora, tana tafiya kan hanya yayinda na bita a baya tamkar ɗan akuya ina kallon rufsa-rufsan ɗuwawunta na murguɗawa, suna wani shillawa da gwalewa tareda tsalle mul-mul idan tana tafiya. Haba Hankalina ya gama ɗimaucewa sosai, na soma kwance belt ɗina ina son in zaro lafceciyar burata. Muna ƙarasawa cikin ɗakin sai Anti nafi ta cire rigar dake jikinta. wohohoh!!! daɗi ashe babu komai a ciki, ta gantsare man baya, hakan yasa ina kallon ilahirin jibgegen ɗuwaiwanta da kwankwasonta cikin idona. Dana kallesu sai naji na tafi wani luuuuu- tamkar zan faɗi saboda daɗi.
Ɗuwawunta jibgege sosai, gashi da faɗi ga girma tumu-tumu. Yana wani rangaji sakwar sakwar. Idan ka kalli kwankwasonta kuwa kamar kwalbar COCA-COLA. Can Anti nafi ta juyo ta fuskanceni, nan ma saida na kusa suma a tsaye, domin kuwa cin karo nayi da rusa-rusan tsayayyun nonuwanta manya, kan nonon yayi wani tsini yana kallona. Ga ƙugunta mai kyau da faɗi, wayyo daɗi!!! ga gindin-nan nata yasha aski sai sheƙi yake, ga maiƙon ruwan durinta yana malala ina gani akan leɓen gindin, alamar dama can ta gama jiƙewa. Komai na anti nafi ya gama haɗuwa, ai dole ma nasan yadda naci anti nafi.
Anti taga bana da ƙoƙarin daina kallonta ba, kawai sai naji ta janyo ni jikinta, nan fa ta fara ciremin rigata tana yi tana sumbatan jikina, nima kafin ta gama na cire wandona. Gidan daɗi duniya daɗi kenan sai gamu a tsaye zindir akan katafaren gadonta, muka soma shafe-shafe da tsotse-tsotsen juna. Na kamo bakinta na manna bakina akan nata muna tsotsar leɓen juna, haba wani daɗi mai narkar da zuciya yana shigarmin bakina. Harshenta yadda kasan alewa nake tsotsa wajen daɗi.
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Yadda naci anti nafi part 2
Haka dai na cigaba da shan leɓen Anti nafi ina tsotsewa da suɗe harshenta. Zuwa can na ɗora ƙofar bakina akan dokin wuyanta wanda ya kasance dogo ga taushi ina sumbatarta a hankali tana sakin wani nishi usshhh!!!. Sannan kuma ina shafa ilahirin jikinta da gadon bayanta. Daga nan saina gangaro zuwa kan lumtsuma-lumtsuman nononta, na cafko nonuwanta na saka cikin bakina ina tsotsaye kan nonon, yayinda hannuna kuma yake lumewa cikin tsokar nonon mai laushi, ai yadda kasan ina wasa da auduga haka nonuwanta suke da taushi, inda nake ƙara yamutsa nonon Anti nafi cikin hannuna inayi mata nishi cikin kunnenta. Ina_tsotsar_nonon-nan tana_ƙara_turamin_shi cikin_baki gamida_buntsulo_min_ƙirji, tana cewa, "Ahhhhh! ashhhhhh, ohhhhhh".
Yadda naci anti nafi 2
Daga kan nonuwanta saina gangara zuwa kan cibiyarya ina sumbatarta, gaba ɗaya fatar Anti nafi taushi ke gareta, kamar jikin ƙaramin jariri haka jikinta yake da mugun taushi, saboda taushin jikinta har saida na soma tsiyayar da ruwan bura, Haka dai na cigaba da gangarawa can ƙasa har izuwa mararta.
Na tsallake wannan jiƙaƙƙen durin nata mai sheƙin ruwan duri mai daɗi, haka na ɗora bakina akan cinyarta mai kauri da taushi ina sumbata tareda shafawa a hankali. Kafin kace kwabo tuni na gama rikirkita Anti, inajin nishinta wushhh!!! ashh! da yanda jikinta ke motsawa kamar wata talo-taluwa.
Nan fa hankalina ya koma kan ƙofar birnin gindinta, hannuna na fara ɗorawa akan kofar leɓen durin, na shafa leɓen durin tareda murza belin gindinta sosai, tayi wani gurnani Uwwwshh!!!! 0ishh! . Na ɗora bakina akan belin gindin-nan, na soma tsotsayeshi ina masa lailaiyi da harshena a ciki, yadda kasan an kunna mota nan take naga Anti nafi ta ɗimauce, tana wani kakkamamin kaina tana ƙyarma da karkarwa.
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Yadda naci anti nafi last
Ban dakata anan ba na cigaba ta tsotsar belin gindinta, kuma yatsana yana wasa da leɓen gindin, ga wani ruwan daɗi yana gangarowa daga cikin durin. Anti nafi tana cewa, "washhhh, ahhhhh, ohhhhhhh, wayyyyyooo".
Saita mannemin fuskata da durinta, ta bankare bayanta ta tsugunno kaina, tana wani jijjiga jib-jib nonuwanta ke duka kaina, na zura mata ɗan yatsana cikin kogon lubiyar zumar durinta ina caccaka, anti nafi cewa take washhh'wayyyo ayysshh daɗi, tana wani ƙara turomin gindin ina caccaka yatsa. Haka na cigaba da caccakar durin anti, na miƙe gamida cafko wuyanta tareda turata baya, yadda zata turomin murguza-murguzan ɗuwawunta baya, aiko ta turomin rufsheshen ɗuwawun-nan gaba na, washh daɗi anti, na kama liliyar ɗuwawunta ina luguiguitawa, tana wani ƙara ahhhhhhhsss washhhh!!! na dinga tura hannuna kan cikin gindinta, tana liliya gindin, haka mayar da hannuwana biyu kan wuyarta, na sarƙafe hannuwan na haɗe, na rige wuyan sosai kamar doki, na saita lafceciyar burata na antaya mata cikin wawakeken ramin durinta ina caccaka gwatso pat-pat-pat, ina cusa mata bura ina janyo wuyanta, washh daɗi nan naji wata sabuwar ni'ima ta rufeni, ɗumin durinta yana shiga kwanyata.
Yadda naci anti nafi last
Ina zabga mata kafcecen burana, kamar na hau doki haka nake lafta mata wutsiya ku-bu-but ku-bu-but canɓal jiƙaƙƙen gutsunta yana sauti canɓal, cinyoyina na dukan luntsumemen ɗuwawunta ina ihun daɗi ashhhh!!! oishhh!!!. yadda naci anti nafi tamkar karuwa domin zuba mata gwatsoo nake sukukut sukukut kamar ban santa ba, haka ta cika ɗakinta da wani gurnani Uwwwshh oosiiis!!!! soka dai - karka tsaya- Saifu cini dai saifu, tana sambatu washhh'wayyyo Karka tsaya karka tsaya, haba tana ƙaramin ƙwarin gwiwar cin duri, na cigaba da zuba gwatsoo kif-kif-kif fat-fat wufuwf suɓur-ɓur baƙwal-baƙwal ina rangaɗa bura ashhhh osshhhh!!!! sai ruwa zut-zut zut yana tsiyayewa zut-zut zut tana wani irin gurnanin daɗi kamar ranta zai fita, zuwa can nima na kawo, na dinga antaya mata ruwan bura ashhhh!! cikin duri, ina kuma buga mata gwatsoo kif-kif-kif. Harna faɗo daga kan gindinta ina haki.
