Gindina na kaikaiyi part one
Labarin cin dana yiwa wata harijar cikakkiyar budurwa mai suna ruky Baby.
Wata rana abubuwan duniya sun isheni saboda bana da kudi, gari ya ɗau zafi kamar wani mahaukaci sabon kamu haka na fara komawa, to kasan idan wani lokacin mutum yanada yan'uwa yakan ɗan samu salama a rayuwa, na kira yayana wanda yake aikin soja acan kudancin Najeriya. Ya taimaka ya turon wani abu domin inɗan rage zafi, ya turon kuɗi na nufi banki domin cirar kudi. Kamar yadda aka saba bayan naje na hau layin banki ina tsumayin layi yazo kaina.
Ina zaunen nan ina jiran layi yazo kaina, da yake yanzu kasan wasu bankunan har a waje ake zama, haba saiga wata zuƙeƙiyar yarinya itada ƙawarta, su kazo suka yimin sallama na amsa da murmushi suka sami kujera kusa dani suka zauna sunata hira abinsu. Can sai naji sun fara hirar maza, ruky baby tana cewa itafa ta rantse babu wani namijin daya isa ya gamsar da ita wato ta fannin cin gindi.
Ai kuwa ina jin haka nayi caraf nace na rantse zan iya gamsar dake fiye da yadda baki taɓa tunani ba. Suka juyo da kawuna cikin mamaki suka kalleni, ruky baby tace wallahi ba zaka iya ba yanzu ku maza babu abinda kuke iya yiwa mace sai kurin masifa, gashi ko yanzu gindina na kaikaiyi kuma sannan gani harija. Naja wani dogon numfashi nace mata to ko zamu gwada ne? tace eh a gwada ɗin.
Ai kuwa nayi zumbur na miƙe tsaye nace to mu tafi, kamar fa da wasa naga sun tashi sun biyo bayana, ai kuwa bamu tsaya ko ina ba sai hotel. uhmm! Ruky irin matan nanne marasa tsayi, gata baƙa ga wasu surkuta-surkutan ƙaton ɗuwawu, bakinta ɗan cif dai-dai tsotsa, idan kuwa kayi dubi izuwa kan nunannun nonuwanta masu laushi da daɗin tsotsa kuma yan matasa masu yanayin zobe, daɗin mulmula 😜. Ni kaina ina tafiya hantana na kaɗawa saboda maganar Ruky na cewar gindina na kaikaiyi. Haka dai muka ci-gaba da tafiya har muka isa izuwa hotel.
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Gindina na kaikaiyi part two
Muka shige cikin ɗakin hotel nida ruky, haka zalika itama ƙawarta na biye damu, itadai tace sai tayi kallon yanda wannan al'amari zai kasance, hhh! da shigarmu Ruky ta shiga toilet domin ta watsa ruwa, nima haka na shiga na watsa, bayan na fito na zauna kusa da Ruky Baby na riƙe hannunta ina murza yan yatsunta ɗaya bayan ɗaya, a hankali har na taho da hunnuna kan fuskarta nan take na riƙe kanta sannan na ɗora bakina akan nata na fara sumbatarta ina lasarsa ina tsotsar lips ɗinta daga sama zuwa ƙasa.
Inayi masu wani irin sha bana wasa ba, hannuwana kuma na gangaro dasu izuwa nonuwanta ina matsasu. Can naji ruky ta fara canja numfashi tana wani ashh!!! ushh!! alamun jikinta ya fara karɓar saƙon daɗi kenan 😜😜. Muna cikin tsotse-tsotsen juna na samu na kwantar da ita sannan na cire kayan jikina zindir, na hau kanta na sake ɗora bakina akan nata ina sha cikin salo da ƙwarewa nasa hannuna nasa na zaƙulo luntsuma-luntsuman nonuwanta daga cikin bireziyya washh daɗi!! na soma murza kansu, nan naji ruky ta saki wani nishi ayyyyyshhh!! me alamun jindaɗi, ni kuwa na cigaba da murzasu, na cire bakina daga bakinta na dawo dasu kan nononta ɗaya na fara tsotsarsa ɗaya hannun kuwa yana kan ɗayan nonon inata wasa dashi.
Naci Ruky tana kiran gindina na kaikaiyi, habawa aiko na turo hannuna cikin siket ɗinta naji canɓal wani ruwa mai maiƙo akan durinta nan fa na soma shafa leɓen gindinta ina lelayashi ina ɗan sossoka mata yatsu cikin ramin gindin tana wani numfashi sama-sama tana lumshe idanu tana ihun daɗi ashh!! washh!! ina cigaba ni kuwa da caccaka yatsuna cikin kogon durinta 😋.
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Gindina na kaikaiyi last part
A hankali na zame siket ɗinta na cire mata bireziyya washh daɗi kan nonuwanta tuƙu-tuƙu dasu na ƙara kamosu da harshe ina lashewa usww!!! Ashhh ! ina tsotsewa tsutttttt tsut yayinda hannuna ke cin gindinta, girgizasu kawai take tana gurnani Uwwwshh hushhhh!!! na ɗan zamo baya na kama kaciyata ina shasshafata akan leɓen jiƙaƙƙen gutsunta ayyyyyshhh!! ina ɗan wasa da ita a ƙofar durin, washhh!! badai taushi da daɗi domin kuwa ƙofar ga ruwa laushi.
Naji tana kiran ka fara cina gindina na kaikaiyi, Duk abinda ke faruwa ƙawar Ruky baby tana gefe tana kallon-mu tana wani lashe baki, gashi harta ciro kan nononta ɗaya tana shafawa ita kaɗai, yayin-da ni kuwa da naga Ruky ta fara fita daga hayyacinta tanata nishi uwwwwww ashh ayysh!!! gindina na kaikaiyi, ai kawai na soka mata burar-nan tayi wani nishi uwwshh!! na fara luma gwatsoo a hankali a hankali wani sautin sululuf sululuf yana tashi, burata gaba ɗaya tayi maiƙo saboda ruwan dake ɗiga daga gutsun Ruky.
Nutsa mata bura nake ina cewa washh ohhhshshhhh!!! daɗi zan mutu tana ƙara gwalemin gindinta ina kwasar daɗi, ina cinta yadda ya kamata, tana ƙara kiran gindina na kaikaiyi haka na ɗora hannuna kan wawakeken durinta ina murza samansa, na ƙara saka ƙarfi ina caccaka mata gwatsoo kikif-kikif kikif-kikif ina cinta ina nishi ashhhh!!!! washhhh!!! itama ihun take, naci naci naci har saida muka fara kawowa sannan itama naga ƙawar Ruky ta kasa jurewa ta shigo tana ƙara gwalemin durin Ruky, haka na maida hannuna kan nonuwan ƙawar Ruky ina latsawa gigif-gigif ina kuma sossoka tsuliya cikin kogon gutsun Ruky. Ji kake chakwal-cakwal canɓal canɓal yayinda buran-nan ke shigewa cikin kogon lubiyar zumar gindin Ruky sai zut zut zut ruwa yana kwaranya ƙasa yana feshi tamkar an buɗe famfo wsshhhhhh!! ayyyshhh!!! ishhh!!! oisshhhh!!! ina ihu haka na dinga cika mata kogon durinta da ruwan bura.
Haka na zare bulalar burata na koma kan ƙawar Ruky, tayimin wani katafaren GOHO na hau doki na soma lafta mata wutsiya ku-bu-but ku-bu-but cikin durinta mai kamu biyar, tana wani zillo tana ihu, haka naci duri naci duri, yadda ya kamata naci Ruky mai gindina na kaikaiyi da ƙawarta har saida burata ta daina miƙewa yayin-da su kuma yan'matan sun miƙa wuta wato na gamsar dasu.
