Yaya nonona zafi 1
Haka na cigaba da gangarawa da fuskata a jikin hajara leÉ“ena na gogar lallausan jikinta, sai ji nayi leÉ“ena ya tsaya akan wani É—an rami mai taushi da Æ™amshi ' idona na rufe -nace nazo gidan daÉ—i kenan- , nayi kiss 😘 É—in wajen, nan fa naga hajara ta wani zabura kamar zata gudu tana Æ™yarma tana Æ™ara sautin nishi ' har yanzu bata bar kiran yaya nonona zafi ba ' asalima ni yanzu ina kan belin durinta ina tsotsarsa, na tsoma É—an belin a can cikin bakina ina sha tsuuu uhmmm ushhh ¡¡¡. Hajara gaba É—aya ta zama yadda kasan wata kuliya gaba É—aya tayimin lagaf- lagaf- jikina, ta saki komai kamar ba ita bace keyimin gardama É—azu ba.
Cigaba da faɗin, yaya nonona zafi ka dawo ka cigaba da tsotsayeshi, haba na mannata duka a jikina hannuna nakan ɓuka-ɓukan manya-manyan duga-duganta, na rantse yadda kasan na riƙe damin gero, gaba ɗaya ƙugunta ya shanye min tafin hannu, gasu da mugun taushi yatsuna har nutsewa suke suna fitowa kamar katifa. ''wayyo daɗi'' Ashhh Hajara !!! haka nake faɗe lokacin da hannuna ya faɗa kan lumtsuma-lumtsuman ɗuwawunta, na ɗan motsa hannun sai naji ya lume cikin tsokar ɗuwawun - wohohoh !- idan daɗi yakai daɗi ni'îma takai ni'ima to saika rasa wane irin sambatu zaka yi, kawai na koma ihu nima wassssshhh Ashhh , har kwaikwayarta nake ina faɗin yaya nonona zafi, na rantse hajara ba abinda ya kaiki daɗi a wannan duniyar, mula-mulan ɗuwaiwanta sun cikamin hannu duk girman tafin hannuna, ga burata tun ɗazu take tsiyayewa a cikin wandona, tana wani gal-gal kamar taci gindin a cikin babu, inaso hajara ta lagudamin burar amma saboda na turata can sama Jikin bango ban samu damar karɓar wannan daɗi ba.
Na ɗakkota can-cak tamkar na ɗakko yar tsanar roba, na bajeta kan gadon umman-su, a zuciya nace " wannan katifa ai ko ita ta ragewa mutum kewar gindi ". Na yiwa Hajara ɗai-ɗai akan gadon-nan, ga gutsunta sai faman zubar ruwa yake kamar wata taskar madara, na tsugunna bakin gadon gami da ɗage ƙafafuwanta sama cikin iska, jar uba !! nan fa durinta ya turo waje tsakankanin cinyoyinta, tsagarsa ta buɗe har wani ɗan ja-ja na leƙowa, nayi ƙasa da bakina na soma sabon lale, nan fa na wanzu ina mai tsotsar gindin-nan wani daɗi na shigarmin kwanya, ga ruwa na biyowa yana fitowa sai insa harshe in lashe, ina lailaya harshena a saman Gindin sannan kuma ga durin-nan ba ko alamun gashi a tare dashi, kai wannan yarinya ubanta yayi sa'ar Aihuwa.
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Yaya nonona zafi 2
Tun farko dai bari na baka labarina na yaya nonona zafi, wato yarinya taji gaye ya iya tsotsa, hhhh.
TK !! haka yan unguwarmu suke kira na, da sauran gayun-mu da bakin lungu, amma ainashin sunana shine Tukur, domin kuwa haka innata da babana suke raɗamin kuma shine sunana na gaskiya, amma yaron gidan-mu koda wasa basa gayamin Tukur domin yanzun-nan naci uban yaro, sai-dai yaya TK . Akwai wata ƙanwata Maimuna ta iya kiran sunannan- wato sai-dai kaji tace " yaya+TK cikin yar ƙaramar murya ".
Inada tsayin jiki sosai domin aƙalla zan kai [1.89m] wato na tsayin mita. baƙi ne amma ba irin sosai ɗin nan ba, kaima kasan yadda muke a matsayin yan Afrika, wannan ba abun kunya bane, baƙina bai hanamin kyau ba domin wasu yan'matan layinmu har cemin suke Black beauty. Inada ɗan abun hannuna domin ina jan a daidaita sahu, kuma wannan mashin mallakar babarmu ne shiyasa ba mai takuramin sai abinda naso wani lokacin nake kawowa a matsayin Balance.
Yadda yaya nonona zafi ya faru kuwa. Wata rana naje kasuwar ƙofar wambai zan ɗakko wasu kayan robobi na wata hajiya dake layinmu, sai nabi titin dake kasuwar kurmi zuwa kasuwar wambai, wato nayi gabas da jakara, ina cikin tafiya malam sai naga ana tsayar dani, to lokacin sauri nake, bamma yi niyyar ɗaukar kowa a mashin ɗin ba, saboda ba nisa, har na ɗan gaba sai wata zuciyar tace ta ɗauka wata aika rage kona mai " Tunda wannan tsinannen shugaban ƙasar yasa ƙudin mai ya ƙaru " kawai sai nayi baya kaɗan na tsaya.
Kai malam ai wata zankaÉ—eÉ—iyar budurwa na gani, tasha kyau yarinyar-nan yadda kasan ita tayi kanta, har tazo ta shiga tace muje, amma kyawunta ya É—ebeni ban san tana magana ba, ta É—anyi magana da Æ™arfi " Malam sauri nake " sai a lokacin na kula da magana ake , nace " 0Hw yi haÆ™uri da Allah " tace ' bakin Æ™ofa zata sauka ' nace ' kuÉ—inki ₦150 ' tace ' nan da Æ™ofar ' haba yayana. Ai da jin wannan furuci nata na 'yaya' naji zuciya tayimin sanyi, kawai naja mashin nayi gaba, nace ' Æ™anwata to me zaki bayar ' tace ' ₦50 ' nace ' Æ™anwata tinubu ne akan mulki fa ' tace ' yayana kayi haÆ™uri '.
Nan dai muka fara hira ina jan mashin, cikin ɗan ƙanƙanin lokaci muka saba da juna, har take cemin ai gidansu a kusa yake bashi da nisa, nace ta bani lambar wayarta, ba tare da wata gardama ba ta sakamin da kanta a wayana. Mu kayi sallama ban ƙarbi ko sisi ba.
Nan fa na soma mamakin kaina, wai nine kuwa kutt gaskiya na soma wayewa, irin wannan zankaɗa-zirar yarinya haka. Yarinyar ce son kowa ƙin wanda ya rasa, tanada tsayinta dai-dai misali, gata fara ko nace wankan tarwaɗa kyakyawar gaske, idan kaga yarinyar-nan dole ka kware mata Maigida.
Bayan sallar magariba na tashi daga aiki, ga tunanin yarinyar-nan ya dame ni, yarinyar dako sunanta ban sani ba, wata ƙila ma wrong number ta bani, kasan yan'matan yanzu da son cutar mutane, su wanke ka tas. kawai na zaro wayana daga aljihun wando, na dubo lambar na rafsa mata kira, naji ɗu-ɗut ɗu-ɗut tana shiga amma ba'a ɗaga ba, can ta kusa tsinkewa sai naji ance ' salama alaikum ' sautin wata zazzaƙar murya ta shiga kunnena, ai ban san lokacin da bakina ya suɓuce yace " wallahi itace " tace ' bangane itace ba ' waye kai malam' nace nine na dazun-nan da kika sakawa lamba a mashin.
Sai naji tace ' 0K ' yi haƙuri yayana ai ban gane kaba, ina wuni , nace lafiya, ya kika koma gida, tace ' lafiya ' sai nayi shiru na kasa cewa komi, yarinyar ce kwarjini take yimin shiyasa, sai naji tace ' aini har na manta ban gaya maka sunana ba ' sunana ' Hajara ' nace suna mai kyau, Ni kuma sunana TK , shikenan ta soma kirana yaya TK, Muka sha hira muka more har naji na daina jin komi a kanta.
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Yaya nonona zafi 3
Kwana É—aya kwana biyu, har mako guda, har takai soyayya ta shiga tsakanin-mu.
Sai dai kash rashin sani yafi dare duhu, ashe wannan yarinya zuƙekiya irin yan'matan nan ne masu mugun sha'awa, wato harijai wanda kullum masifar-su a gaba take, wato sha'awarsu abin kaɗan na iya motsata, jin muryar namiji ya isa yasa gindinsu ya soma ɗigar ruwa, amma duk da haka Hajara ustaziya ce , sai-dai idan abin ya dameta da yawa ta soka yatsa ta ƙwakule durinta.
Haka wannan rana da mukayi waya abin ya faru, cikin dare sha'awa ta addabeta tayi duk abinda zata yi amma abu yaci tura, kawai ta zame zane ta soma shafa durinta tana goga tafin hannunta, nan ta dinga nishi cikin ɗaki, a hankali tana shafawa tana murza manya-manyan Nonuwanta. Ta soka yatsu uku cikin gindinta suka shige ta soma caccaka gwatso put-put ' ashhhhhhhhhhhhh-washhhhhhhhh' ta dinga sambatu wayyo daɗi nan da nan ta fita hayyacinta, idonta yana chanja kala yana wani rufewa, can saita soma ƙyarma kif - kif tana karkarwa sai ji kake tsut-tsut tsut tana feshin ruwa, haka dai bacci ya ɗauketa.
Washe gari da sassafe ta raka Mamanta wajen aiki, Mamanta malamar makaranta ce, ta dawo gida domin yin ayyukan gida, tayi wanke-wanke tayi shara , sannan ta ɗora girki , wajen ƙarfe ɗaya da rabi ta sauke girki, tayi wanka ta koma ɗakinta, ta caɓa ado tasha kwalliya kyawunta ya ƙara bayyana sosai.
Tana zaune zata soma cin abinci, sai ga kirana, nace mata ' ina wajen gidanku fa ' cikin matukar farinciki tace ' dan Allah kana dai-dai ina yanzu bari nazo ' inajinta ta tashi da sauri ta fasa cin abinci, ta saka hijabinta tayo waje, fitowarta keda wuya ta hango ni a karshen layi, na rantse yarinyar-nan babu sa'ar ta wajen kyau da kwarjini, tun daga nesa take yimin murmushi, wallahi kawai naji hawaye ya rufemin ido, ina matuƙar ƙaunar hajara, ji nake kamar zan iya yin komai akanta.
Da zuwan-ta kusa dani naji wani ƙamshi ya shiga hancina, kamar ta rungumeni saboda ƙauna, ta kalli idona da ƙyau tace ' yayana meya sameka a ido ' cikin sassanyar murya nace ' ba komai ' ba sai naji an soma shafamin fuskata ba, wayyo daɗi , wani gamsasshen daɗi ya dira ƙwalwata, ɗumin hannunta da ƙamshinsa basa iya misaltuwa. Halittar ubangiji maɗaukakin sarki Kenan.
Kawai ta kama hannuna, ta sumbata , tace ' inason ka yayana ' na rasa me zance ' kawai nayi murmushi. Muka ƙarasa har ƙofar gidan-su muna hirar soyayyar mu, a wannan lokacin ji nake na zama ja-kariyanta mai iya taɓata a wannan lokaci sai-dai idan bayan raina. Kawai tace mu shiga ciki, nace Mama zan gaishe tace " EH " tayimin hakane domin na shiga, domin idan tace ba kowa bazan shiga ba, a haka har ɗakin maman-su ta kawomin abinci, tilas naci dan dole, har ta rinƙa bani a baki.
Muka gama muka cigaba da hirarmu, Ni dai kawai ina jiran shigowar mama, amma shiru, Naji tayimin kiss 😘 a baki, nayi murmushi nace ' ai biki iya ba ' tace ' to malam ' na bada kai a koyamin ' na kamota muka soma shan juna, ina zura mata harshe cikin baki, ina shan harshenta, a haka na kaita har jikin bango na cire rigarta manyan nonuwan-nan suka bayyana, na fara laguda ina tsotsayesu.
Wannan shine abinda ya faru har ya kawo mu kan gadon umman-su.
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Yaya nonona zafi last
Yaya nonona zafi har yanzu, burata ta miƙe na dawo daga kasan ɗuwawunta ina goggogawa ina shafa burata kan ɗuwawun ina nishin daɗi " wayyo daɗi Hajara daɗi zai kashe ni ' na soka burata ta tsakiyar ɗuwawunta, nan fa na shige cikin gindinta, wayyo Ashhh na soma buga mata gwatsoo kif-kif-kif a hankali a hankali ina shiga ina fita, wani mugun daɗi na shigata ta ko ina, ina cinta cinta nake ina taɓo maganaɗisun durinta dana taɓoshi sai kaji tace " wayyo yaya zan mutu ' wayyo nonona zafi" kawai na soka mata yatsuna a baki tana tsotsewa, na cigaba da cinta, sai da nayi wajen minti talatin ina cinta amma ko alamun kawowa baya yi. Naji ina karkarwa nan na soma tsiyaya mata ruwa a cikin gindinta na dinga ambaliya kamar ana ruwan sama, na cika mata kogon duri taf da farin, kawai ihun daɗi take nima ina nishi sama-sama kamar raina zai fita, na cigaba da soka mata gwatsoo washhhhshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ashhh ohiiii daɗi sokamin wayyyo daɗi yaya nonona zafi , kawai take faɗa, muka ƙara shafe minti sha biyar amma shiru hajara, duk girman burata sai ya zama na banza, domin ta kasa komi, nace a raina karfa yarinyar nan ta raina Ni, na kamo wuyanta na banƙarota, tayimin GOHO na soma lafta mata gwatsoo kif-kif-kif fat-fat ta ringa ihu Ni kuma sai gumi nake, na rinƙa sokawa da ƙarfi wayyo daɗi can sai naji tana wani gurnani "" Uwwwshh oosiiis "" sai ruwa zuuuuu zuuut ta rinƙa feshin ruwa kamar teku ya ɓalle, saida ta tsiyaye ruwan-nan tas. Sannan na zare burata na mayar da wandona.
Ta kalleni tayimin murmushi gami da faÉ—in " I LOVE YOU " Yaya .
Haka muka cigaba da soyewarmu, yau saura kwana sha [18] auren-mu.
