Harka zallah Yar aikin hotel part 1
Akwai wata yar aikin hotel wacce take aiki a ganima hotel 🏨 otal ɗin-mu kenan na wannan gida na lambunan kayan marmari, wanda yake a unguwar yan sama jannati dake ƙaramar hukumar ɗaurin gwarmai dake garin Noka, wato garinmu kenan, sunanta Wasila, bazawara ce cikakkiya malam mai abubuwan more rayuwa, tanada manya-manyan ɗuwaiwai masu tsini da laushi domin kuwa idan tana tafiya saidai kaga suguduf suguduf ɗuwawun suna sama suna ƙasa tamkar ana cillasu.
Washh daɗi kayan dadi gasu a banza amma na kasa samun damar ci, kuma kullum idan ta ganni saidai kaji tace Ghali nawa yakake, ni kuma nace mata Wasila lafiya, tayimin murmushi nima nayi mata ☺️, kuma data wuce gaba haka za kaga na fara leƙenta ina kallon wannan tumu-tumu ɗin ɗuwawun nata masu mugun jan hankali da tayar da zaune tsaye, yar aikin hotel kullum inta fita sai bayan sallar magariba take dawowa.
Hakan yasa kullum a gajiye take dawowa daga wajen aikinta, ni kuma saurayin unguwa kullum banida wani buri daya wuce ta buɗemin gindinta in caccaka mata bura, Har saita daina miƙewa tsaye sannan zan daina cinta, gata bazawara gidanta ita kaɗai, wohohoh!! malam ai saima kallonka yakai izuwa kan nunannun nonuwanta masu kama da biredi saboda tsabar laushi, idan tana tafiya saidai kaga su kaɗai suna wani walai-walai suna ruƙub-ruƙub suna zillo.
Ni a fahimta na tausasan nonuwan yar aikin hotel ba abinda suke buƙata illa a tsotsesu a dinga lagudasu, ƙatuwar bireziyya take sakawa amma duk da haka sai kaga tsinin kan nonuwanta harta cikin rigarta, yauma kamar yadda aka saba ta fito daga cikin gidanta daidai da lokacin nima na fito daga gida zanje bakin titi, sai muka haɗu tace Ghali manyan gari ina zuwa haka?, ta jefomin tambaya, yayinda ni kuma na zama kamar wani gunki a tsaye ina kallon ƙirjinta dake ɗauke da kayan alatu.
Ta jijjiga ni tace meya faru, na ɗan kau da kai nace ba komai, kawai sai tace indai wannan tana jijjiga nonuwa kakeso tofa idan ka fara ma ba abinda zaka iya, saboda kai yaro ne, ta juya ta tafi inda zata ta barni a tsaye kyam, na kasa motsawa saboda maganar data gayamin, wato wai ni yaro ne, cikin magana a fusace nace zan nuna mata cewa ni yaro ne, wallahi saina haura gidan yar aikin hotel kwartanci sai nayi mata cin babban bargo, irin cin durin da, da kanta zata nemi sulhu.
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Harka zallah yar aikin hotel part 2
Na juya na koma gida domin banajin daɗi na fasa zuwa inda zani, na kama kenan sai naji wata murya a bayana, mai zaƙi tace Ghali Ghali, na juya sai naga ashe ɗiyar maƙwaftanmu ce Sadiya muka gaisa muka soma tafiya tare, muna hira taga dai duk na chanja tace meya sameka ne yau, nace ba komai, tace dan Allah in gaya mata, nace wai ni mace zata kalla tacemin yaro a fannin cin gindi.
Sadiya tace wuww!! kaiba yaro bane domin kuwa Indai cin gindi har a kawo ruwa sosai sosai, tofa kai gwani ne ta wannan fanni, nace mata shegiya ashe baki manta cin dana yi miki ba lokacin yan gidanku basanan, tace washh! zafa ka tayarmin da sha'awa fa, ayi shiru kawai, na matsa kusa da ita na cakumi nonuwanta nace ko kinason mu ƙara ne?, na buge hannuna baka gani a hanya muke.
Tace inaso mana, kasan kuwa yauma mama batanan domin ƙauye ta tafi biki, nace wannan fulawar dake hannunki kuma ta waye tace nice zanyi cin-cin, nace ok muka ci-gaba da hira muka wuce har gidansu, nan naji wani farinciki ya mamayeni saboda tsabar daɗi har wani ihu Ahhhhhhhhh nake muna tafiya. Kai kuwa zanci gindi a bati me zai hanani ihu!.
Da zuwanmu muka baje akan tabarma a tsakar gida, na kama bakinta ina soka mata harshe tana tsotsarmin sosai ina nishi washhh' ayysshh oiishh ina shan nata tana shan nawa na cire mata kaya gaba ɗaya akan tabarma na cafki lumtsuma-lumtsuman nonuwanta masu madara na soma tsotsayesu tana ihu ayyyshhh washhh', ina laguda nonuwanta ayyyshhh ƙofar gindinta na soka mata yatsu biyu, na dinga caccaka gwatso pat-pat-pat ciki gir-gir take walwala mulmula-mulmulan ɗuwawunta suna wani walai-walai suna kawomin gaisuwa
Haka na banƙare Sadiya na nutsa mata kaciya can cikin kogon durinta cewa take washhh'wayyyo ashhhhh!!! na soma zankaɗa mata lafceciyar bulalar burata, tayi sangangam cikin kwarmin durin tana shiga da fita haka na dinga cinta fat kikif-kikif kikif-kikif kikif-kikif kikif-kikif tanata nishi uwwwwww ashhhhhhhhhhh wadhhhh iishhhhh ushhhs oshhh wayyo dadi wayyyyyyyy ina cigaba da zabga mata gwatsoo fat-fat fat fat sai ruwa zut zut zut zut zut zut muka dinga ambaliyar ruwa ayyyshhh oisshhhh!!! muna ihun daɗi ashh ayysh!!! duka saida muka ɓata tabarmar da ruwa sannan muka sauka daga kan dokin duri.
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Harka zallah Yar aikin hotel last part
Misalin ƙarfe goma sha ɗaya 11:00 na dare na kama hanyar gidan yar aikin hotel wasila, da zuwana banyi wata wata ba na haura katanga na afka ciki, cikin sanɗa nake yawo cikin gidan ina dube-dube, kai ! kai ! kai ! abinda ke faruwa cikin ɗakinta ne ya ƙara tayarmin da hankali domin hangota nayi, da wata zungureriyar burar roba, ta sokata cikin gindinta tana caccaka sai ihu take ita kaɗai cikin ɗaki, jar-uba! naji burata tayi wata sangangam cikin wando, har tana harbawa don son cin gindi.
Wasila ta samu durinta sai soka masa burar roba take tana ihun daɗi ashh ayyyyyshhh!!! ga gindinta duk ya jiƙe shar-kaf da wani farin ruwa, ta rintse idanu saboda tsabar daɗi tana wani gurnani Uwwwshh oosiiis can sai naga ta cije burar tana shafa leɓen durinta, tana shafa masa wani mai, haka ta ɗan saka yatsa tana jijjiga gutsun, kawai na haura tagar da zuwana na soma lashe leɓen gindinta, naga tayi wani zillo washhhh shegiyar taji saukar daɗi, na soma tsotsaye durin, ina sossoka harshe ina kamo ɗan belin gindinta ina suɗewa tareda luguiguita kan nonuwanta, nishi kawai ta saki da ƙarfin hali ta ɗago kai, aiko muka haɗa idanu.
Yayinda na fusa kogon lubiyar gutsunta ayyyyyshhh ishhhhh ta ƙara wani ɗimaucewa, haka ƙara bararrajewa na cakumi nonuwanta masu laushi ina latsawa gigif-gigif ina motsasu akan ƙirjinta ina shan agwaluma akan durinta, nan fa nima naji na ɗimauce kawai nasa hannu na gwale gindinta, jajur cikinsa harda wani ruwa kebin gindin yana gangarowa waje, kawai na kwanta a kanta nayi rub da ciki, na soka mata bura ashhhh osiiishhhhh ashhhhhhhhhhh ta saki wani guntun ihu.
Far fat fat yayin-da take wani gurnani Uwwwshh hushhhh!!!! washhhhhhh!!! tana yimin gwatsoo itama burata na shigewa zuwa cikin kogon gindinta, taf kuwa na cika kwarmin gutsunta ayyyyyshhh ishhhhh ina zillo a kanta, ina cinta nononta kuwa na lumasu a bakina ina tsotsayesu tana laguda min ɗuwawu, ina ci-gaba da lafta mata wutsiya ku-bu-but ku-bu-but canɓal canɓal, yayinda buran-nan ke shigewa cikin wawakeken ramin durinta ina so cini dai Ghali Ghali soka dai washhh' haka take sambatu washhh'wayyyo uwwwsss nima ina ƙara turo bura.
Naci gindin yar aikin hotel yadda ya kamata har saida naji burata ta daina miƙewa yayin-da Wasila harta fara yimin wani ɗan guntun kuka, domin tayi kawowa tayi bakwai ban ɗaga taɓa ina cinta saida na tabbatar na cire wannan raini, sannan na rabu da ita na fice.
Kamar yadda muka saba yauma taci kwalliya zata wajen aiki, ai bama ta ganni ba nina fara yi mata magana nace, Sweeti Wasila ta juyo muka haɗa idanu tace na gaisheka jarumi, mukayi dariya tace amma dai karka ƙara hauro katanga idan kanaso ka biyo ta ƙofa, nace karki damu, tayi dariya gamida kifta ido ta wuce.
