Yadda naci sirikata complete part 1

Lokacin da ina sakandare, na kasance mai matuƙar hazaƙa da kaifin ƙwaƙwalwa, wannan daliline yasa duk malamai suke matuƙar ƙaunata, domin ni nake fitar dasu kunya koda anyi baƙi a makarantar-mu.

Kuma idan malami ɗan teaching practice ne yazo makarantar-mu to nan-ma nike fitar dashi kunya ta bayar da amsa idan mai duba aikinsa yazo, ni ƙwaro ne wajen Physics nan wasu three most important motion formulas yadda kasan a kaina aka sauke-su, misali 

V=u+at

S=ut+½at²

V²=u²+2as. 

Koshi kanshi Malam Newton dazai dawo duniya yanzu yasan ni ba kanwar lasa bane, haka zalika ɓangaren Chemistry ni gwarzo ne, domin topic ɗin da yawan ɗalibai ke tsoro a ss 3 shine lissafi a darasin ELECTROLYSIS niko wannan yadda kasan ina shan ayaba haka nake sambaɗarsa, a jamb nawa ma 278 naci wallahi yanzu haka ina karantar veterinary medicine, saidai makarantace bazan faɗa ba, ko kai mai karatu idan kanada tambaya a Physics,Chemistry, Biology ko Mathematics to kawai ka turomin ita ta jaykean500@gmail.com zan taimakeka.

Irin wannan ƙoƙari dana ke dashi na ban al'ajabi shine yasa duk yan-matan ajin-mu suke matuƙar sona da son yin hulɗa, kai wasu inda zance su cire wandonsu su bani gindi inci da yafi komai sauƙi, Wannan kuwa shi yayi silar yadda naci sirikata complete wato mamar budurwata.

Yadda naci sirikata complete
Yadda naci sirikata complete 1

Haka kullum yan-mata keyin sahu domin kawai suga kulasu amma ina, saboda ni kawai ta karatuna nake, gashi duk sun fara balaga wasu ma sun balaga, haka za kaga ana yimin yanga da sini da lumtsuma-lumtsuman matasan nonuwa amma ni ko a kaina, to kasan mata da sharri, haka suka da dinga haɗamin gadar zare iri-iri har saida na soma cin duri a makaranta wanda har ya kaini yadda naci sirikata complete. Bari kaji yadda abin ya soma.

Wata rana da sassafe nazo makaranta, na shiga aji na zauna na janyo littafina kamar yadda na saba kullum ina karatu, can saiga wasu yan ajin-mu mata su biyu Murja da Samira, suka shigo da sallama na amsa, nan fa suka ce " Mujahid ina kwana " na amsa musu, suka wuce wajen zamansu suka zauna, can sai Samira da iyayi ta ɗauko littafi ta taho wajena, dan Allah Mujahid yama nan wajen, me malam yace na manta? na karɓa na duba sannan na soma yi mata bayani yadda zata gane, nan-fa naga yarinyar-nan inayi mata karatu tana wani lashe baki, tana yimin wani kallo mai tada sha'awa, harda wani ɗan jujjuyamin yan matasan nonuwanta kif-kif-, haba naji zur zur a ƙirjina burata ta soma cika wando tana kumbura, sai nayi shiru da bayani.

Saida naji burata ta kwanta sannan na cigaba, samira ta ƙara wani shamulewa da wani Ayshh!! nagaji wallahi ta wani yi miƙa ta ɗaga hannu sama nonuwanta suka buntsulo gaba, jar-uba!!! ai bansan lokacin dana cafke tandan-tandan ɗin nonuwanta ba, ga burata ta cika wando tana harbawa, kawai itama naji ta riƙemin bura, tana mulmulawa, na soma nishi usshhh!! ina gurnani Uwwwshh!!!!.

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Yadda naci sirikata complete part 2

Ta kalleni tana lashe baki, tace " Mujahid muje mu shaƙata mana " muryata a sarƙe nace " ina zamu je " tace mu tafi Library mana' sai itama naga Murja ta taso tana zuwa ita kuma ta soma yimin sumbatan wuya, tana shan wuyana, wayyo daɗi ayyyshhh yadda kasan na suma, domin wannan balagaggun yan-mata sun tarar min zasu kasheni, ahhhhhhhhhh-uhmmmmm!!! haka nake gurnani yayinda suke ƙara rikirkitani.

Muka wuce Library, da zuwansu suka share wani teburi suka yimin zindir suka ɗorani bisa teburin, haba ai kafin na ankara, sai naji wani sululuf sululuf burata na shigewa bakin Murja tana tsotsemin tsinin kaciya, wayyo ayyyshhh!!!! ji nake tamkar zan suma idan Murja ta tsotsa burata, ita kuma Samira ta soka nonona cikin bakinta tana yimin irin na yan jarirai wato shan alewa, wohohoh!!! aiko na fara haure-haure tamkar mahaukaci, daɗi na shigata bala'i sai-dai ba'a fara ba.

Kafin wani lokaci na gama haukacewa, ba kuma abinda nake buƙata illa cin duri, burata ta miƙe tsaye tayi tsangal-gal tana huci a cikin bakin Murja, haka na kamo bakin samira na soma tsotsa washhh'daɗi!! bakinta tamkar ansa zuma, tana turomin harshenta cikin bakina ina suɗewa tareda luguiguita matasan nonuwanta, kai ai dole duk gindin dana samu sai naci, yadda naci sirikata complete bayan wannan rana dasu Murja suka cini ba abin mamaki bane, washhh'ayysshh daɗi nake faɗa yayinda yan'matan nan biyu ke tsotsata.

Yadda naci sirikata complete
Yadda naci sirikata complete 2

Murja ta cire bakinta daga burata, yayinda samira ta dawo baya ta kama yayan golayena tana matsasu harta sokasu cikin bakinta, wayyyyo daɗi!!! ayysshh!!!! ushh!!! ishhh!!! haka take faɗa yayinda Murja ta cafko burata ta saita lafceciyar bulalar burata ta tura cikin ɗan ƙaramin durinta, tana totsawa da ƙarfi tana ihu uwww!!! ishhh!!! 0ishh!! Ni kuma wani ciwo nakeji lokacin da burata zata fasa gindin Murja, sai nayi cakwal ta shige, Murja ta kuma sakin wani gurnani Uwwwshh!!! kawai ta soma shanɓaramin gwatsoo kikif-kikif ina wayyo ayyyshhh ƙofar burata tana buɗewa can cikin kogon lubiyar durinta ina ɗabo wani guri, da kaciyata ta daki wajen sai kaga Murja tayi wani zillo sama ta ƙara turamin gutsunta.

Cikin yan mintuna muka fara zufa, gumi yana kwaranya a goshin Murja, ita kuma Samira ta gama buɗewa golayena wuta tana tsotsayesu yayinda itama ta tashi ta faɗo kaina, ta zunguramin ƙofar lubiyar gindinta cikin bakina wayyo washh!! naji wani taushi akan leɓena da wani ruwa-ruwa haka, na soma tsotsa washhh'daɗi ashh!!! nan ta soma ihu!!! tana harbutsamin gwatsoo fat-fat cikin bakina, ni kuma ina shanye ruwan durin-nan tas, Murja ta bugamin gwatsoo kif-kif-kif paaaat akan burata ita kuma Samira na bugamin gwatsoo akan bakina, saiko soma zuba yadda kasan famfon-ruwa damfareren gutsun samira yana wankemin fuska da ruwa, nima na saki fursunonin ruwa cikin durinta. muka ihu mu duka a cikin Library, saida naci gindi iya gindi sannan suka ɗaga-ni.

Muka soma karatun ƙarya, har ɗalibai suka dinga shigowa Librarin domin yin karatu.

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Yadda naci sirikata complete part 3

Tun daga wannan rana na zama tantirin dan iska, ina karatuna amma kullum saina ci duri, tun inacin samira da Murja harna koma kan wasu yan'matan. Har takai yadda naci sirikata complete, domin kuwa wata tsaleliyar budurwa nayi a makaranta mai suna Asma'u, muka dinga soyayyar-mu ta shan minti, amma ban taɓa cinta ba, duk da na fahimci tana son hakan, wata rana anyi break kamar yadda muka saba nida ita, muka koma can kujerar baya muka na tura yaro ya siyo mana ɗan abin taɓawa.

Saida muka ci Muka sha, sai kawai naji ta turani jikin bango ta rungumeni, ta soma tsotsayemin baki, na kama leɓena tana sumbatana wayyo daɗi ayyyshhh!!! nima ina shanta, tana shana, daɗi kamar ina shan agwaluma, har zuwa wani lokaci muka tsotsaye sai kawai naji na janye bakinta daga nawa, ta ɓata rai, nace " Babyna meya faru?" tace " wai wace irin soyayya muke " nace banganeba' tace " kai wai ba zaka iya zuwa inda nake ba , kullum saidai mu haɗu a makaranta" nayi shiru nace mata karya damu yau zanzo gidansu.

Sai naji ta rungumeni ta cigaba da tsotsayemin baki, muka ci-gaba da more rayuwar-mu, bayan munga lokacin dawowa aji yayi sai muka koma daidai saboda tsaro.

Kamar yadda nayi alkawari, Misalin ƙarfe biyar na yamma na tsinki hanyar gidansu Asma'u.

Sai dai kasan menene matsalar? 

Mamanta bazawara ce, domin gidansu daga ita sai Mamanta, tunda kuwa babarta zawara ce tofa kai kasan akwai matsala, wadda a wannan rana saida ya zamo sanadin yadda naci sirikata complete akan gadon ɗiyarta Asma'u.

Yadda naci sirikata complete
Yadda naci sirikata complete 3

Bayan na ƙaraso ƙofar gidan-su Asma'u, na tura yaro domin ya kirata, yana dawowa yace wai ance batanan, naji haushi a raina, na juya da nufin komawa gida, sai kawai naji an kira sunana daga nesa, da juya kaina sai naga Asma'u, tana harbomin wata kibiyar murmushi, nima na buɗe ƙirjina ta sauka a ciki.

Da gudu tazo guna tanamin wannan murmushi harta rungumeni naji saukar yan matasan nonuwanta akan ƙirjina, ta sumbaceni, nima nayi mata, ta kama hannuna har cikin gida.

Abinda na gani ya bani mamaki, saida naji kamar na gudu. 

Kasan mena gani kuwa, lokacin da kuka shigo nida Asma'u saina dinga jiyo nishi daga cikin ɗaki, ana wani ushh!!! Ashhh!!! ishhh!! ana tanɗar ɗas ɗas tun daga nan nasan ba lafiya, itadai Asma'u bata tsaya ba, ko bata ji bane, nidai bansaniba. Dama gashi cikin sanɗa muka shiga, domin naga kawai abinda Asma'u take so inci gindinta, muka shige ɗakinta amma ban daina jin wannan nishi da gurnani ba.

Muna shiga ta turani kan luntsumemen gadonta muka soma shan juna, tana tsotsata ina tsotsarta, muka cikin haka sai naji an kirata, Asma'u- Asma'u !, ta daure tace ' Na'am' tace bari ta dawo, ga sha'awata ta gama tashi haka ta fita. Ashe duk abinda mukayi bazawarar maman-su tana kallon-mu, tun daga shigowarmu har zuwa cikin ɗaki, har soma shan minti da muka soma. Kuma maman tasu ita ke wannan gurnani da ihun daɗi ashhhh!!! saboda sha'awa ta isheta shine ta soka yatsunta cikin kogon gindinta tana caccaka, cin kanta take, amma kuma batajin komai. Kuma gashi an Kawo namiji gida.

Asma'u tana zuwa ta aiketa, ina ganinta da taga ta fita, Jar-uban kai !!!!! ba sai naga wata zankaɗeɗiyar mata ba zindir da ita ta shigo cikin ɗakin uswwwwsshh!! ga wani wawakeken gindi yana ɗigar ruwa, ga nonuwan-nan rumtuma-runtuma yadda kasan balan-balan akan ƙirjinta, naji wani tsoro ya rufeni, saboda tunda nake ban taɓa cin babbar mace ba. Tana zuwa tace yan samari kawai ta cafkemin burata dake wando kuma taja wandona ƙasa, ta ciremin wando ga burata dama bata kwanta ba, ta soma murzawa da hannunta washhh'!!! wuuuu ww!! naji kaina yana wani yuuww !! yuww!! kamar an kunna rediyo a tsakiyar birnin kaina.

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Yadda naci sirikata complete last part

Ta cigaba da murza burata tana gogata a tsakankanin nonuwanta, ina wani ɗan nishi sama-sama ummmmh!!! aiko ta lumtuma burata cikin wawakeken bakinta, wayyyo na shiga uku na lalace, ayyyshhh ta ciji burata ta soma tsotsa washhh'daɗi ashh wayyo daɗi ayyyshhh!!!! kai ! kai!! na soma ihuuu!!! wayyo!!!! kiyi a hankali, turawa take sululuf sululuf burar-nan na shigewa can cikin bakinta, har tana daɓo maƙogwaronta tana wani kakari kamar zatayi amai, amma bata daina suɗemin bura, ashhhh!!! ga nonuwan-nan ruƙu-ruƙu tana wani rikicif rikicif dasu, nifa anan na zama gawa a lokacin kafin yadda naci sirikata complete ya Soma, Naga idonta yayi ja jajur kamar garwashin wuta.

Ta faɗa kan gadon-nan ta gwale wawakeken durinta, tana shafa durin tana lashewa a bakinta, ta kalleni tace taho, ina karkarwa na soma bi ta ƙasa kan tudun durinta izuwa kan ƙirjinta tamkar ƙadangare yana bin garu, haka nake tafiya bakina yazo daidai saitin ƙofar durinta aiko ta danna bakina cikin kogon gindinta tana bugamin gwatsoo a baki, wani ruwa na fantsama ina shanyewa ina ihu washh wayyyo zan mutu, wannan yadda naci sirikata complete zance ko yadda sirikata ta cini, sai kuma ta saki kaina tace taho, na cigaba da tafiya har zuwa kan lumtsuma-lumtsuman nonuwanta masu taushi, haka na kamasu na soma suɗewa ina tsotsewa. Ashe saida ta tabbatar na shiga tsakankanin cinyoyinta burata ta saitu cikin gindinta, kawai saita kulle cinyoyin kutumar uba!!!! ta matsemin ɗuwawuna yayinda burata ke lumewa cikin durinta, ina gama shigewa cikin kogon gutsunta, sai naji ta soma duka ɗuwaiwaina da ƙarfinta ji kake chakwal-cakwal Chakwal'cakwal canɓal canɓal tana hangazani ina cinta da ƙarfi, kiririf kiririf kiririf wutsiyata haka take shigewa cikin wawakeken jiƙakken gindinta, na dinga ihu saboda yafi ƙarfina, pat-pat-pat wayy0 ashh wayyo!!!!! zaki kasheni ahhhhhhhhhh-uhmmmmm!!!!!!!! na soma hawaye yayinda ko kallona bata yi kawai turani take ciki ita kuma tana gurnani tamkar zakanya ishhhhh!!!!! ishhhhhhh!!!!!! Ashhhhhhhh!!!! uwwwwww!!!!!!.

Yadda naci sirikata complete
Yadda naci sirikata complete last

Ta dinga cina, cina take ina ihun wuya, yi ba dole ba tunda nazo na hayewa harija, ashe saboda jarabarta mijinta ya saketa, gashi Ni kuma zata kashe ni.

Yadda naci sirikata complete haka ta Cigaba da zanƙaɗamin durinta burata na lumewa, Da ƙarfi naji ta janyoni na koma ƙasa ita kuma ta koma sama, haka ta ɗage ƙafafuwana sama burata tayi sangangam gaba a nutse cikin durinta, ta dinga bugamin gwatsoo kif-kif-kif fat-fat washhh'daɗi ashh wayyo!!!!!!! !!!!! har na kawo na ƙara kawo ruwa bata daina bugamin gwatsoo ba kikif-kikif ina wayyo ayyyshhh ƙofar kaciyata tana ciwo amma ina ai yadda kasan a lokacin aka fara.

Can sai naji tana banƙarewa da ƙarfi tana ƙanƙameni tana wani gagarumin gurnani mai tayar da hankali, uwwwshhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! ishhhhhhh!!! tana zankaɗamin gwatsoo tana kwararamin wani ruwa mai kamar koko kan ɗuwawuna, yana wasu feshi tamkar an buɗe famfo ko kuma Teku ya ɓalle.

Sai kuma naga ta faɗa gefe tana haki, tana kallona tana ƙara lashe harshe, alamu sun nuna ta gaji amma bataƙi ta cigaba ba, na tabbatar idan ta tashi yanzu wallahi kashe ni zatayi, a haka na tashi da ƙarfin hali, da gudu na kwashe kayana na fice, kira take samari tsaya kaji mana, nace kutumar uba Ni mahaukaci ne, ko giya aka ce miki ina SHA.

Haka na fice yadda naci sirikata complete kenan, duk da nasan zaka ce yadda ta cini kenan dai.