Yadda naci khadija part 1
Wata rana naje wata unguwa domin ziyartar abokina Hafizu, naje mun gaisa har kusan bayan ƙarfe takwas na dare, haka na kamo hanya domin dawowa gida. Ina cikin tafiya ina yan waƙe-waƙe na domin kore yar ƙaramar damuwar zuciya, har na shigo cikin wata hanya data bi ta wani loko, caraf naji an kamo hannuna an janyoni cikin wani gida.
Yuuww naji kaina ya É—auke, can kuma saina farka ido na ganni akan wani katafaren gado, cikin wani É—aki na alfarma an shimfiÉ—eni yadda kasan an shanya kaya akan igiya, daga ni sai gajeran wando, sai shigowar khadija na gani yar gidan mai-gari, kafin kaji yadda naci khadija ya kamata kaji masomin wannan bala'i dana shiga yau.
Khadija itace 'ya ɗaya tilo gun mai garin garinmu, wacce ta kasance yar gata gaba da baya, komai tace tana buƙata a rayuwa babanta yana bata, kama daga kuɗi kayan ado da dai sauransu. Gata yar dai-dai misali baƙa doguwa kuma kayan lambu na marmari, nonuwanta lumtsuma-lumtsuma daɗin latsawa gasu lugubgub masu taushi da santsi, gamida jan hankali domin kuwa a yayinda wani namiji ya ganta kuma idanunsa suka ci karo da ruƙu-ruƙun nonuwan-nan na ƙirjin khadija to dole yaji cillarsa ta motsa.
idan kuwa ka koma ta ɓangaren ɗuwawun khadija washhh'daɗi anan fa ake maganar kayan marmari irin na mutanen ƙauyenmu saboda duk garinmu zan iya cewa Dije yar mai gari tafi kowa runtuma-runtuman ɗuwaiwai masu tsini da laushi, duk lokacin da take tafiya haka zakaga ɗuwawun khadija suna wani rangaji jif-jif suna jijjiga rugugub rugugub rufsa-rufsan ɗuwawun-nan suna wani sama da ƙasa.
Gashi ta iya juya ɗuwawu yadda ya kamata idan tana tafiya, kuma kullum bata da aiki sai jan hankalin maza da wannan rufsa-rufsan ɗuwaiwai, haba yarinyar da ko hijabi ta saka sai kaga ɗuwawun suna sambatu ballema ta saka gyale, ai duk yan mazan layi sun susuce. Haka gayu masu jini a jika ke zuwa domin neman soyayyar khadija amma abu ya faskara domin idan kaje idan baka sha wulaƙanci ba to ka godewa Allah, domin wasu ma saita saka anyi musu dukan tsiya sannan suke baro ƙofar gidan mai-gari.
Idan kuwa aka shirgeka tofa an daki banza, saboda mai-gari ko ƙala bazai ce ba, domin tsananin so da ƙaunar ɗiyarsa khadija. Ana cikin wannan hali wata rana na fita ɗan yawo na cikin gari, Allah yasa nabi ta unguwar su khadija, daidai lokacin da take fitowa daga gida, wohohoh! nan fa ta ƙyalla idanu ta ganni yadda kasan an janyo haka ta biyoni tana yimin magana.
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Yadda naci khadija part 2
Ɗan saurayi kaji mana, saina tsaya na juyo gamida kallonta naga dai yarinyar-nan ta cika ta ko ina, musamman nonuwanta naji sun ɗauke min hankali domin kuwa da alamun za suyi daɗi, nan fa na soma tunanin yadda naci khadija tun kafin nasan wace ita, haka muka soma hira harna saki jiki, munata zance can kuwa saiga wasu ƙawayenta suka ce mata Dije baki karɓo mana kuɗi ba ga Yallaɓai kuma zai fita, nan take na gane wace Dije ce wannan.
Wato khadija ce wacce tasa aka bawa babban abokina bulala a ƙofar gida don kawai yazo zance wajenta, ai kawai nan take tunanin yadda naci khadija ya ɓace a raina, domin yanzu haka a duniya idan akwai wata mace dana tsana to itace Dije ɗiyar mai-gari saboda silarta abokina yabar gari ya tafi yawon duniya, Allah sarki Ƙasimu ko yana ina yanzu, kawai saina kalleta nace mata kece Khadija Dije yar gidan mai-gari, tace EH mana nice, kawai na juya ban ƙara yi mata magana ba, na kama hanyar gida.
Ta bini a baya tana magana nayi banza da ita, ta riƙe rigata ta baya, saina tsaya nace kinga Malama ki sakarmin riga, tace me ya faru dan Allah, me nayi maka nace ke kika sani, danna ce maka nice khadija yar gidan mai-gari shikenan sai kayi gaba, kawai saina kalleta ido cikin ido nace kece dalilin ɓatan abokina har yanzu bai dawo gida ba.
Ashe wai ita harta fara sona, duk da cewa nima naji wani a kanta a lokacin da muka haÉ—u, amma yanzu na zubar da makamai na tunda naji wace ita, haka na barta a tsaye tana kallona harna É“ace, saidai matsalata É—aya shine na gaya mata har unguwarmu da gidanmu, tun daga wannan rana na tsaneta bare kuma harna nayi tunanin yadda naci khadija.
Haka kusan kullum saita zo wajena amma ko kallo bata isheni ba, domin kuwa tana nunamin so da ƙauna yadda ya kamata, amma ni ko a kaina musamman idan na tuna abokina ƙasimu, to kullum idonta yana kaina shiyasa duk inda na shiga tana sane, yau kuma gashi na shigo hannunta a gidan su ƙawarta Husna domin har gani akan gado.
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Yadda naci khadija last part
Haka khadija tazo kusa dani yayinda nake jin jikina bana iya motsawa yadda ya kamata amma kuma da kuzari na, da zuwanta ta soma cire kayanta, nan fa nunannun rufsa-rufsan nonuwanta suka bayyana wayyo daÉ—i ayyyshhh kan nonuwanta duk ya kumbura, yayi sutum-sutum sosai, ta cire bujenta kutumar uba! nan fa lafta-laftan É—uwawunta suka wani buntsulo bulum-bulum ruwan daÉ—i, ta juyo su wajen fuskata tana wulwula su fal fal, suna wani walai-walai tana girgizasu yayinda wasu taurarin daÉ—i naji sun shiga cikin kwanyata, inajin tamkar zan gudu dan daÉ—i.
Haka ta cafko hannuna ta cikasu da nonuwanta washhhhh!! naji wani mugun taushi ya shiga hannuna har wani nutsewa sululuf sululuf suke cikin luntsum luntsum nonuwan-nan nata, aiko na soma laguda nonuwanta ayyyshhh oisshhhh ina murzawa ina wani gurnani da lumshe idanu, haba malam ai tuni na manta da tsanar da nake yiwa khadija, haka na janyota kaina wayyyyo daɗi washh wani irin jiki mai santsi da laushi ya sauka jikina, zindir nayi yayinda burata ta soma lakatar ƙofar durin khadija, kasan dole yadda naci khadija yayi daɗi, domin kuwa duk wata ni'ima ta gama sauka jikina.
Haka muka ci-gaba da shafa juna muna lakutar juna, muna nishi ashhh oishhh!!! na soka kan nonon-nan cikin bakina na rinƙa tsotsowa tana nishi uwwwwww!!! ina laguda ina latsawa gigif-gigif ina sama da ƙasa daɗi, ina danna tsinin harshena akansu, can ta ƙasa naji khadija ta soka burata cikin wawakeken ramin durinta, ta soma zillo a kaina musamman burata na shigewa cikin kogon durin-nan wayyo daɗi ayyyshhh oisshhhh ashhhhh!!!! haka na riƙe muƙamin ƙugunta da hannuna biyu.
Ji kake chakwal-cakwal canɓal canɓal pat-pat-pat ina soka mata gwatsoo kif-kif-kif fat-fat washhh'daɗi ihu kawai take saki washhh'!!! ishhhhhhh!!! ioosjjhh! yadda naci khadija ina luma mata wutsiya ku-bu-but ku-bu-but gamida walwala kan kaciyar cikin ramin durinta ina ci-gaba da tsotse nonuwanta.
Haba naji ruwa ya soma zuwa har yana zubowa kan cinyoyina, burata na ƙara cakawa sosai cikin gindinta ina caccaka gwatso pat-pat-pat wayy0 ashh ayysh zutt zut wayyyshhhh wayyyyyooo daɗi ashhhhhh!!! idan lafta mata bura.
ina zunduma mata ruwa cikin kwarmin gindinta ina caccaka gwatso put-put ina zuba maniyyi, can muka faÉ—a gefe domin mun gaji, haka muka huta sannan na soma yi mata faÉ—a, yadda naci khadija kenan.
