Yadda naci kanwata Mami part 1
Mami ƙanwata ce wacce ke zaune a Abuja da iyayenta, wato ƙanwar innata, irin yan gatan yaran-nan ne wanda suke a waye, har tana ganin cewa kamar kowa a wayo, shegiyar yarinyar-nan gata kyakkyawar gaske domin kowa ya ganta saiya yaba sai-dai kuma idan ɗan baƙinciki ne. Mami doguwa ce fara mai dogon hanci saboda ubanta ɗan garin adamawa ne kuma cikakken bafulatani.
Aƙalla mami zata kai shekara ashirin da uku a duniya, hakan yasa duk wasu kayan marmarinta suka ƙara bayyana, ni kuma rabona dana ce naga mami tun ina aji biyu na sakandare, yanzu kuma har na kammala digiri nayi bautar ƙasa a Akwa ibom. Indai ka jini nace mun wuni da mami muna hira tofa a wayane, saboda ban taɓa kai musu ziyara ba, Wata ranar asabar na shigo gida sai innata take cewa ai su mami sun taho Kano, nace Allah inna?, tace ok ƙarya zanyi maka kenan, nace a'a wallahi kawai dai ina mamaki ne.
Da bai wuce minti ɗaya da gayamin cewa sun taho ba, sai shigowar mota na gani cikin gida, babban yayan-mu ya ɗaukosu daga filin jirgin Aminu Kano, nan fa na hango wata zankaɗeɗiyar yarinya tsaleliya fara jajir da ita tamkar an tsamota daga cikin madara, ta fito tana wani yar ƙaryar turanci, tana wani cewa mom we've arrived at the destination cikin wata zazzakar muryarta kai kama da bushin sarewa, kai nifa duk abinda ake ban gane mami bace wannan zuƙeƙiyar yarinya na rantse nayi tunanin baƙuwa ce daga Turai, saboda baƙin turai suna zuwa wajen maigidanmu.
Can kuma saina hango Anty Naja'atu wato ƙanwar innata tana fitowa daga cikin motar, sai a lokacin hankalina ya kawo wuta, nace tabbas waccan Mami ce, a raina nace naga yarinyar-nan duk ta chanja ta girma tayi ƙiba tayi ƙyau sosai.
Haba ashe ban tabbatar Mami babbar mace bace saida ta nufo cikin falo, jar-uba ga wasu shirga-shirgan nonuwanta riƙaƙƙu dasu sun cika mata ƙirji yadda kasan an jera ƙwallon mangwaro akan ƙirjinta ruƙum-ruƙum ɗin kenan, ta cika tayi fal, nan take nace eh gaskiya ubanki cikakken ɗan Fulani ne. Saida ta shigo har cikin falo amma hankalina bai dawo jikina ba, domin na gama ɗimaucewa cikin kogon sha'awarta, saboda harna fara tunanin yadda naci kanwata Mami, a ganinan a cikin ɗakina.
Saiko naji wani ihu Ahhhhhhhhh!! my bloody Amir, ta rugo da gudu ta rungumeni tana sumbatan goshina, tana cewa been so long visiting you my sweetheart ♥️.
Na rantse tunda mami ta rungumeni ta ƙara firgicewa, gashi wannan lumtsuma-lumtsuman nonuwan nata akan ƙirjina sun manneni, wayyo daɗi ga wani daddaɗan ƙamshinta ya mamaye hancina, wanda wannan ƙamshi kaɗai ya isa ace na sheƙa barzahu, haka na samu na riƙe ruhina gam-gam saboda kada raina ya fita.
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Yadda naci kanwata Mami last part
Na saka hannu na ƙara matseta sosai, can muka saki juna, ta ƙuramin idanu tana cewa " wallahi yaya Amir duk ka canja kayi ƙiba kayi fari ka ƙara kyau, nayi murmushi kamar na faɗi nace da gaske?, tayimin murmushi yayinda wasu fararen haƙora farare kar dasu suka leƙo duniya, tace wallahi Yayana.
Kowa da kowa ya fito suka gaisa, bayan la'asar haka ta jani muka yawo cikin gari, haka ta figi mota uwa wata yar gari tana tsala gudu akan titi, a haka ina nuna mata hanya har muka ƙaraso wani zazzafan park, mukayi parking muka shiga yayinda komai ke gudana cike da armashi.
Muka ci muka sha lemo iri-iri kala-kala daban-daban kamar irinsu 7i5 juice, jetpark midow dadai sauransu muka ɗan tattaɓa burger da pizza sama-sama kar ciki ya cika sosai. Kawai naji mami ta sumbaceni a leɓe, tace i love you darling, nima haka nayi mata. Muka ci-gaba da hira bamu dawo gida ba sai bayan ƙarfe bakwai da rabi na dare, sannan muka kamo hanyar dawowa, Bayan mun shigo gida tace bari taje ta cire kayanta, nace to shikenan.
Nima na wuce ɗakina domin canja kaya, ai da cire wandona da shigowar mami ta kalleni ta wani lashe baki tace bros that's so cute tana nuna burata dake cikin gajeran wando. Nace haba mami ai bikiga komai ba tukunna, ai da faɗar haka ta rugowar mami izuwa kaina, tana faɗin i need to see the hidden point kawai taja wandona ƙasa, wohohoh!! nan fa burata ta miƙe tsaye sangangam mami ta riƙe baƙi, tana cewa wow wonderful!! baby. Ta matso kusa nima na matso mata da burar ta soma shafawa tana murzawa washhh'ayysshh wani azababben daɗi ke shiga ƙwaƙwalwata ga hannunta da laushi kamar ɗan jariri, tana murzawa ai ban ankara naji burata a bakinta.
Tana wani tsutt tana tsotsemin tsinin kaciyar bura ina gurnani Uwwwshh!!! da ƙara tura kan kaciyar burar cikin bakinta wayyyyo daɗi, na soka hannuna cikin bireziyyarta danƙwala-danƙwala nonuwanta na cafko na soma laguda ina latsawa gigif-gigif haka take motsa nonuwanta domin naji daɗin taɓawa. Ta faɗo kaina kan gadon muka dinga shan bakin juna muna tsotsaye juna, a hankali na cire masa pant na soma shafa leɓen gindinta tareda soka mata yatsa cikin kogon durinta cewa take washhh'wayyyo ashhhhh!!!!! hushhhh!!!! tana ƙara Gwale ƙafafuwa, ina murza kan belin gindinta tareda tofa miyau kan leɓen gindin, na kamo lafceciyar sandar burata na shige sululuf cikin kogon gindinta taf kuwa na cikashi. Nan fa na soma runtuma mata bura ashhhh osshhhh!!! ji kake chakwal-cakwal canɓal canɓal yayinda buran-nan ke shigewa zuwa cikin kogon lubiyar gutsunta ayyyyyshhh!!!! daɗi ushhh!!!! ishh!!!! 0shh!!! jikinta yana ƙyarma yayinda nake zankaɗa mata bura ashhhh!!! osshhhh!!! na soma jiƙa mata duri da ruwa saiko nayi wani zillo a saman gindinta yadda burata ta shige can kan maganaɗisun durinta mai daɗi Ahhhshshsshsh oshhsshhsshshhh!!!! tana ihu inayi mata gwatsoo fat-fat fat fat nake cinta.
Sai gamu mun kawo ruwa, na dinga tultula mata ruwa cikin gindi ina gurnani Uwwwshh oosiiis!! itama tana feshi, haka muka ci-gaba da more rayuwar-mu har mami suka koma Abuja.
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