Wayyo gindina Uncle part 1
Barka da zuwa wannan gida namu mai albarkatun kayan Fulani na lambunan kayan marmari, zaka nishaɗantu da wannan labari na wayyo gindina Uncle.
"Ahahhhh! please kaci kacini Uncle wayyo gindina wai burarka nakeso. Umar ya dage sai caccaka mata yatsu yake sosai a cikin gindinta, yayinda ɗayan hannunsa na kan nononta yana murzawa da shafawa, gaba ɗaya ya soma ɗauke wuta saida yaga tana tsiyayar da ruwan daɗi sannan ya kafa bakinsa cikin bututun gindinta yana zuƙa da tsotsewa tsutttttt tsut kake ji, ihu ta saki ushhh! tareda faɗin "wayyo gutsuna daɗi wayyo gindina washiiiiiii uncle ruwana ya tsiyaya zai ƙare kacini ahahh! unmmmn! wai harshensa ya soka ya ringa karkaɗawa a cikin durinta yana lasar ruwan dake tsiyaya.
Yana cigaba da soka mata yatsa cakwal cakwal sosai yana furzar da wani irin nishi da gurnani hushhhh!!!! wani irin daɗi yake shiga kansa, cigaba da tsotsan gindinta yake sosai kamar zai cinyeta shafa kansa take tareda yamutsa masa gashin kansa.
"Hahhhh! sweet my life wayyo ni Umar daɗi waii pliz kacini kacini wayyo buranka nakeso Uncle" ya mayar da leɓensa kan ƙofar durinta da sauri sauri yake tsotsaye gindinta tareda wawware cinyoyinta gefe da gefe gindinta na ƙara gwalewa yana ƙara lasansa, saida ya shanye ruwan durin-nan da ya zubo tass sannan yabi duk inda ya ɓaci da ruwan ya lashe. Idonsa yayi jajur sosai dan tsananin buƙatar dake bijiro masa a rai, haka Rauda ta tashi da sauri ta haɗe bakinsu tana tsotsar bakinsa tamkar ta samu alewa ganin ya ɗagota ya matse kafcecen ɗuwawunta, latsawa yake a hankali tareda buga tafi akan luntsumemen ɗuwawunta ya bada wata ƙara "tas tas" shigewa tayi jikinsa sosai tana tsotsar bakinsa da sauri-sauri.
Sai mammatse ƙafafunta take yayinda hannunsa na kan yar tsakar gindinta yana caccaka mata yatsarsa wani nishi ta shiga sakarwa tareda ƙara shigewa jikinsa kama tattausan leɓenta yayi yana bata wani irin hot sumba mai tayar da hankali, ya koma kunnenta ya fara lasa yana karkaɗa mata harshensa tareda hura mata iska.
Habawa wani irin banƙaro masa ƙirji tayi take manya manyan nunannun nonuwanta suka tokare masa kirjinsa babu shiri ya fara lasan samansu tareda murzawa sai nishi take fitarwa a hankali ta kama burarsa dake tsaye ta dinga tsotsaye kan kaciyar burarsa tana ɗan shasshafa kan sandar burar gamida ɗan nutsa kaciyar cikin bakinta, haba zuba wani shegen gurnani yake uwwshh!! ashhhhhh! kusan zaucewa yaso yayi domin ya gama fita a hayyacinsa.
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Wayyo gindina Uncle part 2
Da wani irin salo a hankali ta kama burarsa.
A hankali tana ɗan janyota tana murzawa ta fara lasan mala-malan yan ƙwayoyin golayensa wani ƙara ya sake ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! tareda ƙara kama masa zungureriyar burarsa tayi ta zurata duka cikin bakinta sululuf ta shige a hankali ta fara tsotsayeta yana zuba mata ihu " wayyo baby ina sonki ahahhh please karki barni burata ke kaɗai kawai ta sani wayyo niii hajiyata daɗi nake ji Rauda daɗinki yayi yawa shiyasa bana gajiya dake ahahhhh wassshiii cigaba da tsotseni wayyo Ahhh me please hummmm huuuu waiii.
Haka ta dinga tsotsar burarsa tana murza mala-malan ya'yan golayensa sai zuba mata wani ihu yake domin na yau ihun yafi na kullum salon yau daban yake. Kwantar da ita yayi ya ɗaga kafafunta sama gaba-ɗaya shi kuma yana kanta ya riƙe ƙafafun, yayi gyara ya kamo kan kaciyar lafceciyar bulalar burarsa ya zura mata bura amma taƙi shigewa saida ya zare ya shiga karkaɗa mata ita "waiii Please ny Sweeti kacini wayyo zan iya mutuwa fa uncle ka shiga kawai da ƙarfi nake so wayyyo ni Rauda buranka daɗi uncle ahahhh".
Yan yatsunsa ya soka cikin gindinta sannan ya zare ya dawo da ƙatuwar burar-nan ya dinga zurawa yana cinta yana lashe gindinta "waiiiii uuuuuu hhhhh washhhhh zan mutu daɗi nake ji wayyo durina uncle buranka daɗi sosai waiii yafi zuma anya akwai mai daɗinka uncle na waooooo"
Riƙe ƙugunsa tayi da hannuwanta duka tana zagayewa "waiii huuu love you so much baby wai gindinki kullum ƙara daɗi yake wayyo gidan daɗi raudata ina masifar ƙaunarki please ki aureni zan ringa cinki sosai koda yaushe wayyyo ni Umar ina sonki wooooo daɗi sosai".
Haba malam nan fa ya ƙara dagewa yana antaya mata gwatsoo kikif-kikif kikif-kikif canɓal canɓal yayinda cinyoyinsa suke dukan fatar ɗuwawunta da sauri ya ringa cinta sai zuba sambatu suke yi hankalinsu kwance bama sa tunanin azo a iskesu a haka, ya kuma kama manyan riƙaƙƙun nonuwanta ya cigaba da maurzawa tareda matse ɗan kan nonuwanta masu tsini wanda duk sun kumbura, yace " my sweetheart ɗagamin gindinki da kyau" aikuwa babu wani ɓata lokaci ta ɗaga durinta tareda fara yi masa wani irin girgiza da cinyoyinta hakan da tayi kuwa ya ƙara masa ƙarfin sha'awarsa kamar wani doki ya kuma lunƙuma mata bura caccakar gindinta yake da bananarsa babu ƙauƙautawa wani ihun daɗi ya ringa sakewa tareda sanya mata albarka.
Zama yayi akan shimfidar-nan ya ɗagata sama wato ta haye burar-nan da wawakeken durinta ya mayar da kan lafkekiyar wutsiya cikin gindin haka ya ringa tura mata gwatsoo kif-kif-kif wanda har saida ya ringa jinsa a cikin kwanyarta, ihu suke zubawa Ashhhhhhhh ahhhhhh wuushhhh sosai sosai ƙanƙameta yake yana ƙara wage mata ƙafafuwanta hannunta tasa ta kama golayensa tana murzawa gamida lumshe idanu, ya gyara kwanciya sannan ya caka mata wani gwatso da ƙarfinsa tsaban daɗin da yaji ya ziyarceshi ya saki wani gwauron numfashi da gurnani.
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Wayyo gindina Uncle last part
Kwanciya tayi akan faffaɗan kirjinsa tana ƙara jijjiga masa ɗuwaiwai ɗinta tareda jujjuyawa" wayyyo wayyyyo ni daɗi gindinki daɗi Ahahhhh cakal cakal cakal" haka ya ringa caccakar gindinta babu sassautawa, kama kan nonuwansa tayi tana tsotsa da sauri da sauri sai ihu yake saka mata ishhhhh!!!! tareda sake mata wani gwatso wanda take jinsa har tsakiyar kanta amma daɗi ya hana zafin tasiri.
Riƙe ƙugunta yayi da kyau yana ƙara zungura burarsa can cikin kan maganaɗisun daɗinta, yayinda ita kuma sai nishi take fitarwa owwwsshhh ɗagata yayi daga jikinsa sannan yasa ta masa yadda goɗiya take yiwa doki wato wani kyakkyawan goho ta turo masa lumtsuma-lumtsuman ɗuwawunta, yasa h hannunwansa duka ya buɗe ƙofar gindinta sannan ya zura kan kaciyar lafceciyar sandar burar-nan ciki yana faman caccakar gindinta kama nonuwanta yayi yana murzawa a hankali hakan ma saida ya ɗaga ƙafarta ɗaya domin ji yake kamar baya shigarta yadda ya kamata.
Haka ya soka ya fara zungura mata bura da ƙarfi ji kake wani chakwal-ckawal-chakwal sululuf sululuf burar-nan tana shigewa zuwa cikin kogon lubiyar durinta tana fitowa tana shigewa da fita, wani pat-pat-pat wayy0 ashh wayyo daɗi ayyyshhh wayyo gindina Uncle wayyo zan mutu, sokadai cini dai washh ohhhshshhhh!!! sai ruwa ya soma kwararowa daga cikin hanyoyin durinta zuuuttt zuzut kakeji tana ƙara turo ɗuwaiwai yana tura bura, shima ya dinga ihun daɗi ashh ayyyyyshhh!! Rauda ina sonki wayyo daɗi ayyyshhh!!! yana zuba mata ruwan maniyyi galan galan cikin duri.
Bayan Uncle umar yaci gindin Rauda yadda ya kamata, ya batta anan ya fara fita saboda tsaro.
