Sabon gindina Hajjo - part 1
Hmm. Kai duniya gidan kashe ahu, domin kuwa akwai wata hajiya a layinmu mai suna Hajiya zulai. Ta haifi É—iyarta ta saka mata suna hajjo. Hajiya zulai ta raini É—iyarta hajjo da kulawa yadda ya kamata, domin yarinya ta nuna tayi duk abinda ake so.
Yarinya Hajjo ta girma ta zama cikakkiyar mace tayi kyau sosai. Hajjo dai ta kasance baƙa gata yar duma-duma mai jiki haka, hancinta bashi da tsayi amma kuma ba'a ce masa gajere bane, amma tanada fararen idanu. Bakinta ɗan dai-dai misali zaiyi daɗi sosai wajen sumbata. Haka zalika suma nonuwanta yan madaidaita ne domin baza ace tanada murguza-murguzan nonuwa ba, kuma inka kallesu baza kace ƙananu bane. Haba ta fannin ɗuwawu kuwa ba'a magana domin tanada manya-manyan ɗuwaiwai, kullum idan naga ɗuwawun-nan nata wayyo daɗi duk da rigarta tana rufewa amma sai naji burata ta tashi zanƙamƙam tana buƙatar cin sabon gindina na hajjo. Haba ɗuwaiwan-nan ba'a magana saboda kana gani kasan akwai ruwa a cikinsu da zumar taushi. Don da ace a baka ace ka hau, wuhuhuh!! 🤣 kana hawa nasan saika zama sumammme a gurin.
Wata ranar safiyar Asabar, ina zaune cikin gida banada ko sisi, na rasa meke min daɗi a wannan duniya, kwatsam sai naji wata muguwar sha'awa ta tayarmin. Nan fa na fara tunanin wacece zan samu ta gwalemin sabon gindina, wanda zanci iya son raina, tunanin hajjo mai fantekar ɗuwaiwai ya faɗomin, kawai saina samu yaro na turashi gidansu hajjo, nace idan yaje yace mata ƙanwata ce ta aikoshi tana son ganinta. Yaron yaje ya dawo yake gayamin, tace tana wai zuwa, ai kafin tazo saina fara tunanin taya zan soma har inkai ga cin sabon gindina, yazan fara ne?, Ina cikin wannan tunanin kawai sai naji an rafsa sallama, na tashi na fita da sauri, na cewa hajjo ta shigo ta zauna ƙanwata ta shiga bayi.
Tacemin zata je ta dawo nace mata daman hajjo akwai wata magana dana keso muyi dake, ta samu gu ta zauna na matsa kusa da ita nima na zauna, nan fa na fara karanta mata duk abinda nakeso, sai naga gaba ɗaya jikinta yayi sanyi, buɗar bakinta sai tace ita tanajin tsoron kar aje a samu matsala nayi mata ciki, nace mata ai karki damu domin zanyi mata yadda ba zata dauki ciki ba, saita kalleni da wannan fararen idanun nata nayi wani zur kamar na fara cin sabon gindina, tacemin ƙanwarka kuma_fa?. nace mata ai ƙanwata bata gidan-ma. Naga tayi wani guntun murmushi sannan ta saki jikinta, haba malam abin so ya samu cin sabon gindina duniya ne, haka na samu na jata har ɗakina sannan na kulle da mukuli. washhh'daɗi garabasa ta samu, to kai waye yaƙi banza. saidai jahili.
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Sabon cin gindina Hajjo - part 2
Nasa hannu a hankali na cire mata kayanta gaba ɗaya jar-uba!! ayyyshhh na mutu domin nan-fa wannan matasan nonuwan suka ɓullo duniya suna walai-walai kamar taurari, haka manya-manyan ɗuwawunta sukayi wani ɓul-ɓul suna rausaya, na ɗan cafkosu wayyo daɗi washh!! nima na cire kayana. Shegiya burata meson sabon gindina kuma taga manyan kayan marmari harta miƙe tana zullo.
Nan fa ta soma juyawa tana walwala mulmula-mulmulan ɗuwawunta a gabana. Kai ɗuwaiwan-nan badai girma ba gasu da wani mugun santsi. Ai dana cigaba da duban wannan kaya saida na kusa suma, kawai saina kamota sanna na cafko manya-manyan nononta. Wani mamaki sai a garin barno domin nonuwan-nan laushine dasu tuɓus. Saboda yadda suke yan matasan nan idan ka gansu da ido sai kace basu da laushi, amma abun ba haka yake ba domin sanin sirrinsu sai wanda ya latsa, kuma fa idan kaga kalarsu ba tayi kama data nonuwa masu laushi ba. Har wani shokin naji ina taɓawa, ga naji wani daɗi ya shigarmin kwanyata, latsa nonuwan hajjo shine karo na biyu bayan taɓa na Habiba yarinya itama mai sabon gindina mai dadi.
Nan fa na kama nonon-nan na luma a bakina ina sha hajjo tayi shiru tana jina, na kama ɗan kan nononta da bakina sai na ɗago kai muka haɗa idanu da ita naga gaba-ɗaya ta soma fita daga hayyacinta. Na cigaba da tsotsayesu wato nonuwan na miƙa hannuna daidai saitin wajen durinta, sai naji ta saki wani ƙara a hankali shegiyar taji daɗi, saiko na fara aikin shafa gindin nata. Sabon gindina mai abun mamaki domin kuwa ina saka hannuna a kan durinta sai naji ta ƙara wani shagwaɓewa tana nishin daɗi. Haka na bajeta akan katifa tamkar an baje shinkafa da wake a cikin tray na kama ƙafafunta na gwale, ayyyshhh nan fa kamfanin madarar daɗinta ta buɗe tana wani ɓulɓulowa da ruwa saina nutsa kaina cikin durinta.
Wohohoh!!! aikin daɗi ya samu domin soma lashewa da bakina nayi, ta dinga sakin wata ƙara cikin hankali. Ina tsotsewa tana ƙara ɗimaucewa da surutai. Na kama ɗan belin gindinta da bakina na cigaba da tsoteshi nan hajjo ta saka wata ƙatuwar ihu wayyo daɗi ayyyshhh!!! wannan ihu a wajen ya asalin razanani sosai. Na cigaba da tsotsar gutsunta haka na dawo caccaka mata yatsu can cikin durin ina shanyewa, sambatu washhh'wayyyo kawai take yayinda nayi nisa cikin kogon lubiyar zumar durinta ina kwasar daɗi, saida na tsotse mata duri tas-tas gaba ɗaya.
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Sabon cin gindina Hajjo - last part
Yanzu kam hajjo ilahirin jikinta ya gama haukacewa ya ɗimauce, kawai karkarwa take tana wani banƙare ƙirji tana ƙara turomin gindin ina cigaba da tsotsayeshi, yarinya ta kasa gane a ina take. Haka na kuma ɗauko yatsuna biyu na ƙara chaka mata su cikin gindinta, nan naji tanata ihu ahhh!!!! wahhhh!!! wayooo!!!! uuuuush!!! tana ihu a hankali tana kiran kaci-ni uwshhh! kacini, Ahh!! na cigaba da caccaka mata yatsa cikin gutsu. Saida na tabbatarwa hajjo ta gama ɗauke wuta sai na tashi nace mata godiya ga Ubangiji. Duk son dana ke yiwa sabon gindina, haka na miƙe saboda munafunci.
Na kalleta nace ko yanzu dai buƙata ta biya kuma nace mata bazan cita ba saboda tsoron kada ta ɗauki ciki, nan fa hajjo ta fara ihuu ita wai a dole saina cita dole sai naci sabon gindina nata. Nace mata kefa kika cemin idan na soka miki burata zaki ɗauki ciki, dan haka wannan shine dalilin, kinga ina tsoron kada ta tafka miki ciki, nan fa Hajjo ta soma sharɓar kuka, wiy-wiy , sannan tacemin Jazuli na roƙeka ka cini kawai.
Yau fa yarinya ta gamu da ɗan iska, na dubeta nace mata idan tana buƙatar burata saidai ta biyani na cita, tacemin ita dai wallahi ba matsala, nace ta tabbatar zata siya burata domin sabon gindina, tace wallai ko nawa ta amince, saina dawo na ɗagata ta tashi sannan na juyata nan fa ta kantaromin wani uban goho ni kuwa saina saita ƙofar kogon gindinta sannan na fara soka mata bura.
Tana kiran yauwa nagode, thank you Jazuli yimun a hankali - Wayo dadi!! - saika auushi.!!!! Haka naji tana faɗa da farko, amma nima fa na dage na cigaba da lafta mata gwatso ku-bu-but canɓal habawa!!! tun tana iya magana saida hajjo ta dawo nishi domin sabon gindina suna karɓar gashi.
Kai a hakan-ma ban kyaleta ba nan fa na soma mata gwatson raba gardama wato gwatson wanki-da-guga na babban bargo. Saboda buga mata gwatso nake da ƙarfi. Chan sai gata ta kawo ishhhhh!! ummm!!!!. Naga tana ƙoƙarin zata kwanta na riƙeta da hannuna na cigaba da antaya mata gwatso kif-kif-kif, Haba yarinya nan fa ta soma haɗa gumi tana zufa taga abun dai bazai ƙare ba, saiga hajjo tana kiran Jazuli kayi hakuri.. Wayoo..! tana ihuuu!.. taga babu wanda ya kawo mata ɗauki. Ta dinga ihu da ƙarfi tana kiran sunayen ƙannena.. Ummi_ kizo ki ceceni_wayyo.. tana cewa zan_mutu.... Wayyo kayi haƙuri. naga dai abun da gaske take, kawai sena ɗagata na soma bata haƙuri, kawai sai naga ta tuntsire da dariya, abin ya bani mamaki ƙwarai da gaske. Tacemin wai kukan daɗi takeyi saboda cin sabon gindina mai daɗi. Nima nayi murmushi sannan nace mata mu koma hawa doki tacemin gaskiya, yanzu dai ta gaji. Amma ta yimin alƙawarin cewa kowace ranar asabar zata rinƙa kawomin durinta mai daɗi ina ragargaza.
Ta tashi tana Æ™oÆ™arin fita nace mata, Hajjo ina kuÉ—in da tace zata biyani na cin sabon gindina mai daÉ—i, haka taje gida ta kawomin, daga dawowarta ai ban barta ba domin Æ™ara maÆ™aleta nayi a jikin bango, na cigaba da laguda yan matasan nonuwanta masu É—an karen daÉ—i da taushi, saida na kawo sannan na rabu da ita, ₦2000 Naira haka ta bani kuwa na tashi nayi wanka naci gaye na fice neman kayan lambu.
