Malam dan beauty da Luba part 1
Malam ɗan beauty, sunan da ɗalibai suka saka masa a makaranta kenan, Sani Shehu shine cikakken sunansa, haɗaɗɗen saurayi mai sace zuciyoyun yan-mata, kuma malamine a makarantar kwana wato boarding a arewa.
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A zaune suke suna hira sai lami tace "kun-san
ko jiya nayi mafarki ɗan dan beauty" ah haba dai? cewar kande, sai luba tace "toh ai saiki bamu musha labari", lami tace "Haba inda mafarkin-nan gaskiyane toh gaskiya malam ɗan beauty yasan sirrin iya sarrafa mace, kuma yasan sirrin rikitar da gindi ba kaɗan ba,"
Luba tace "ya kuma kika-yi shiru kin soma lasa mana zuma a baki". Wato "tunano mafarkin nake-yi, ina tuna lafceciyar burar ɗan
beauty yanda ya dinga cina da ita a mafarkin ayysshh wayyo daɗi" lami ta amsa.
Ba kuga yau koda asuba ban fita-ba? Ai duk
jikinane ya mutu lokacin malam ɗan beauty yayimin cin kaca a mafarkin, saboda bujena a jiƙe yake shar-kaf a lokacin, haka ma katifata kamar nayi fitsarin kwance, nan kuwa duk ruwan duri ne ya ɓata ta, kande tace "ke bama son iya shege, ki bamu labari dalla_dalla kin tsaya wasu kwane_kwane", "rabu da shegiyar ni harta saka na jiƙema da tayi maganar burar malam ɗan beauty" inji Luba.
Abinda yasa banason baku labarin dalla-dalla saboda akwai matsalane, yanzu ma tun kafin in fara bada labarin ji yanda wandona ya jiƙe da ruwa, lami ta faɗa tareda buɗewa ƙawayenta tsakiyar ƙafafunta, inda suka hango pant ɗinta duk ya jiƙe tana ɗiga kaman tayi fitsari, ta ƙara da cewa
"Amma bari na baku labarin dai".
" A cikin_mafarkin_da nayi_naga_kaina a kwance_a cikin_ɗakin-mu, daga_ni sai bireziyya_da_ɗan pant a_lulluɓe, saiga_malam ɗan_beauty ya_shigo ɗakin zindir, lafceciyar burar-nan tashi a murɗe_kaman_rawani, gata da tsawo_ga ƙiba, ya hau katifar_tareda janyoni.
Muka fara sumbatar juna, nasa hannuna na fara shafa burarshi, ya soma tsotsar nonona da baki yana matsasu", Lami tace tsaya da bada labarin, tareda runtse idonta ta wani matse cinyoyinta, tana matsa nonuwanta, "ke banza" Luba tace tareda bige hannun lami daga kan nonuwanta, Waida! mafarkin nake tunawa, yanda ya dinga matsar nonuwana yana tsotsar kan nonon, sannan yasa hannu ya cire pant ɗina gefe guda, gindina ya fito fili babu jinkirtawa, wayyo daɗi ayyyshhh! haka ya
sokamin burarshi, ya rinƙa cina muna zubar da ruwa, yana cikin cina haka naji wannan amirar tazo tana tashin asuba.
"Lallai dole kice malam ɗan beauty nada
daɗi", inji kande wadda tun farkon bada labarin taji ana wasan ruwa a cikin gindinta, ga luba kuma sai matse-matsen cinyoyinta take ƙaiƙayi duk ya addabeta a gindi, sai kuma ita kanta a uwar gayyar lami, wadda har ɗiga take yi a ƙasa. Bayan lami ta gama bada labarin sai suka watse.
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Malam dan beauty da Luba part 2
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Suna cikin ajin sai zuba uba surutu akeyi yanda kasan kasuwa saiga malam ɗan beauty ya shigo hannunshi da bulala, yace "ina monitor?" yana zaro idanuwa, monita ta miƙe tace "gani malam", bani sunayan yan surutun ajin-nan, idan kuma babu zoki amshi bulala "inji malam", "a'a malam da akwai fa, gashi nan" ta faɗa, ta miƙa masa farar takarda me ke ɗauke da jerin sunayen masu surutu ta miƙawa malam ɗan beauty, ya amsa sai wani wangale baki yake waishi zai bayar da bulala.
Ɗan beauty ya soma kiran sunaye kamar haka "Iklima zubairu!" iklima ta tashi tana tafiya da wani gantsare ƙirji, nononta a tsaye sai miƙa yake da alamar yana son taɓi, tafi kowa girma a ajin, acan kujerar baya iklima take zama, ta kan tara yan-aji idan ba malami ta dinga basu labarin yanda ake cin gindi, da abinda akeso in ana cin duri.
" Yauwa iklima tsugunna can" inji malam, sai kuma "Lami Sani!", Lami wadda tun shigowar malam ta tsunduma cikin kogin tunanin mafarkin da tayi, inda malam ɗan beauty ke caccakar gindinta, bama tasan ana kiran sunanta ba saida kande ta taɓata sannan
ta ankara, "Kande kema ai tare kuke, biyota"
inji malam, haka suka fito gaban aji suka
tsugunna. Sai kuma ta ƙarshe "Lubabatu Auwal", yan aji suka ce malam ta fita, yace "toh idan ta dawo ta sameni a ofis".
ya juya wajansu iklima, lami da kande ko
wace ta miƙo hannunta ya tsula mata bulala
biyar-biyar, suka koma mazauninsu, ya sake
jaddadawa yan aji, a tabbatar an gayawa
Lubabatu Auwal ta saman a ofis, yayi waje ya tafi wani ajin.
Luba tana shigowa aji suka ce mata malam na
nemanta, ta fita ta nufi ofis ɗin malam ɗan beauty, malam na ganinta yace " yauwa tsugunna anan kune iyayan surutu a aji ko? wato ke harda wani fita yawo ko?" ga yawo ga surutu.
Tace a'a wallahi malam ruwa naje nasha ba yawo na tafi ba", yace "matso nan bani hannu, ya taso daga kujerar da yake zaune da bulala a hannu, luba ta tashi ta soma tsalle-tsalle dama akwaita da shegen tsoran bulala.
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Malam dan beauty da Luba last part
ta fara ja da baya tana tsalle, nan fa nonuwanta suka soma jijjiga suna wani motsawa dama kuwa akwasu dam-dam, luntsum luntsum, malam ɗan beauty ya nufota sai idanuwansa suka kai kan nonouwanta, can ƙasa yaji burarsa zata bada shi, sai motsi take alamar zata miƙe saiya juya ya koma kan kujera, "yace bulala goma zan miki kuwa".
Ta matso kusada kujera ta tsugunna tana cewa "Malam ɗan Allah kayi haƙuri nidai zanyi koma menene amma banda bulala", jar-uba!! aifa tana duƙowa ƙasa ɗin-nan malam yaci karo da nonuwanta a cikin riga, haba
sai burarsa cur, Yace "ko menene kikace zakiyi", tace "eh malam zan iya", yace "ko alewa na baki zaki sha? ", tace "eh malam indai bata bulala bane". Malam ɗan beauty yace leƙo ta nan ƙasan tebur, luba ta leƙa taga wando yayi tozo, "Toh kinga abinda wannan abubuwan naki suka janyomin", ya faɗatareda nuna nonouwanta da baki, ya cigaba da
cewa "Yanzu inba magani na samu ba bazan
iya fita ko'ina ba", Luba tace "malam ai saina
baka maganin, barima kagani", kawai takai
hannu ta cafke burarshi, ta shige ƙarƙashin
kujerar tareda bude zip ɗin wandon ɗan beauty, burar-nan ta fito sululuf da gudu, gata
ƙatuwar gaske a murɗe, luba ta soka bura cikin bakinta fara mata shan alewa.
Hmm malam ɗan beauty yaji leɓenta a
saman burarshi, Ya kara miƙe ƙafafuwansa
yace "umm", ji kake ana "suɓur" "subul" "subul", sai lunƙuma burar luba keyi cikin bakinta tana fitarwa, can ta fito da kaciyar ta zuba miyau kan kaciyar malam, tasa hannunta ta murza kan kaciyar, ta fara sama da ƙasa da hannunta akan burar malam, kai malam fa ya rikice, ba'a magana sai "hmm" kawai yake cewa, ya fara gurnani, can sai kaji malam ya kwashe luba ya ɗora bisa tebur, ya gwale gindinta ya lumtsuma mata bura ashhhh!!! ya dinga lafta mata gwatso put-put kif kif yana cinta suna ihu Ashhh ayyshhh, can ji kake tsul' 'tsul' malam ya kwararo ruwa cikin kogon gindin luba, da malam ɗan beauty ya gamsu ya gama tsiyayewa tas, sai yace "Tashi maza kije aji kuma idan kika kuskura naji kin bawa wani labarin kinga yanda zanyi dake".
Luba ta mayar da kayanta ta goge bakin leɓen durinta ta koma aji aka cigaba da karatu.
