Madigo hajiya da yar aiki part 1
Kamar yadda masu kuɗi suka saba a gidajensu a wannan ƙasa tamu ta Najeriya haka Alhaji Salahu ya kawowa matarsa Hajiya Hindu sabuwar yar aiki domin tayata ayyukan gida wanda ba'a rasa ba, kamar su moping, shara, wanke-wanke, dama dai sauran wasu abubuwa wani lokacin ma ita take girki, kafin mu shiga baka labarin yadda labarin Madigo hajiya Hindu da yar aiki zefi kyau kasan wanene Alhaji Salahu da ita kanta Hajiya Hindu.
Alhaji Salahu mutum ne mai rufin asiri da kyau kuwa domin yanada shagunan tireda da kuma gidajen haya a garinsu, hakan yasa ya zama mashahurin mai abin hannu wato kudaɗe- kuka ce musu masu gidan rana wannan haka yake-. Sai dai abin mamaki shine da Alhaji mutumin kirki ne wanda ko ina a gari yabo da jinjina yake biyo bayansa, amma yanzu tunda Alhaji saluhu yayi kuɗi tofa mashahurin ɗan Iska domin kuwa kullum akwai da yake warewa domin cin gindi, kuma baya cin duri ji-gari ji-gari haba saina manyan mata wanda suka amsa sunansu riƙaƙƙu kuma balagaggu, masu ji da ƙaunar kuɗi da son cin duri.
Idan ka juya ta ɓangaren Hajiya Hindu kuwa itama abin nata kusan hakan yake domin kafin ta zama ta waye mijinta yayi kuɗi ba ruwanta da wasu abubuwan jindaɗi, koma son cin mata da take domin kuwa shegiyar yar madigo ce ta ƙin ƙarawa, domin kuwa a gidan alhaji har madigo hajiya da yar aiki take, haka ake gwale mata duri ta haɗe da nata tana buga gwatsoo chanɓal chanɓal.
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Madigo hajiya da yar aiki part 2
Wata rana alhaji Saluhu ya fita kamar yadda ya saba zuwa harkokin kasuwancinsa, ya saka wata sabuwar waƙa ta mawaƙi davido wato "FEEL" ya ƙure ƙara yanata rausaya da juyi cikin mota, saiko ya shigo wani titi yana taka mota a hankali saboda yara da sauran al'umma, yanata faman ihu cikin mota shi kaɗai haba saiko idonshi ya hango masa wata mata kyakkyawar mace doguwa, tana tafiya malam yadda kasan wata hawainiya ɗan cif cif salaf salaf kamar bataso haka take taka ƙasa.
Wohohoh!! kayan daɗi ba'a sa muku rana saidai kawai a ganku kuna yawo haka Alhaji ya faɗa, domin kuwa wata ƙira da halitta ya gani a jikin wannan mata wadda ta ɗimautashi ta soma sakashi cikin lubiyar zuma, domin tuni doguwar burar Alhaji Salahu ta gama tashi cikin wando tana wani harbawa kamar taci durin cikin iska. yace wayyo daɗi karka kashe ni ka bari saina gama kwasarka tukunna daga baya na tafi, ai mutuminka yaga kaya nan da nan ya nemi waje yayi parking motarsa, ya tuɓe babbar rigarsa wato malum-malum ya jefata can ɗayar kujera, sannan ya buɗe ƙofa ya fita habawa! aida fitar alhaji saiya zama tamkar hawa a tsaye domin abinda ya gani ko kai ka gani saika zama saƙago a tsaye.
Wasu tausasan ɗuwawu suke wani lugugub lugugub suna wani kaɗawa tamkar ana cilla mashi ana caɓewa ba abinda suke kira in banda sittin saba'in, washh ya saki wani nishi ya matse hannu wato alamun yana son taɓawa. Haka yabi bayanta yana tafiya da sauri sauri kar tayi nisa yana ƙara kallon wannan lumtsuma-lumtsuman ɗuwaiwai nata, har yana iya hango ɗan pant ɗinta domin kuwa gyale ta yafa, da zuwansa kusa da ita yayi sallama aiko ya kuma yin tozali da wasu tandan-tandan ɗin nonuwa suna huci zuwa sama da ƙasa, gidim-gidim dasu tamkar an jera alkubus da alamu za suyi taushi haka ya ƙame yana kallon albarkatun kayan lambu.
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Madigo hajiya da yar aiki part 3
Sahura ta dubi Alhaji tace malam! malam! meya sameka haka daga kallon nonuwa saika zama gunki a tsaye, yayi wani firgigi yace yi haƙuri na rantse nonuwan naki ne yadda kasan a jera kankana akan ƙirjinki gashi sai wani huci suke suna kumbura, Wohohoh!! ai sahura wani murmushi tayi gamida kamo hannun Alhaji ta ɗora akan wannan nunannun nonuwa, wihuhuh!! Alhaji ya saki wani ihu tace akwai jama'a fa, sai yayi tsit tace kana buƙata ne, ya lumshe idanu, yace mata aini kuwa nake buƙatar wannan romo, haka suka juya suka shiga cikin mota.
Tunda Alhaji Salahu ya taho hannunsa yana kan nonuwan Sahura yana lagudawa ɗayan hannunsa kuma yana tuƙi, bai tsaya a ko ina ba sai ƙofar gidan gonarsa domin nanne wajen holewarsa inya kwaso kaya, da zuwansa mai gadi ya buɗe gate ya kunna kan mota ciki, da tsayawarsa kasan mata yan duniya masu ruwan duri, haka Sahura ta cire kayanta tayi zindir nan-fa luntuma-luntuman nonuwanta suka fito fili tana wani jijjiga jib-jib tamkar yadda ake rawa haka suke rausaya akan ƙirjinta wayyo daɗi Alhaji ya faɗa.
Ga wani wawakeken ramin gutsunta sai sheƙi yake domin kuwa yasha aski, tasa hannu ta shafa durinta sannan tasa harshe ta lashe hannun ta faɗa kan alhaji, ta soma shan bakinsa tana nishi usshhh ayys!!!! tana tsotsar bakinsa yana tsotsar nata, haka ta cire masa riga ta kama ɗan kan nonuwan Alhaji tana tsotsewa tsuu ayyyshhh oisshhhh!! haka yake wani gurnani Uwwwshh!! tana suɗewa tana lashewa, a haka har ta cire wandonsa ta cafko kan kaciyar burarsa tana murzawa washhh'ayysshh!!!! wyyyyyyyo daɗi ashhhh, haka ta soka lafceciyar bulalar burar Alhaji cikin kogon jiƙaƙƙen gutsunta ayyyyyshhh ishhhhh tana buga gwatsoo kif-kif-kif fat-fat washhh'daɗi burata wayyo daɗi ayyyshhh!!!! yana wani nishi usshhh ishhh!! tamkar zai mutu yana karkarwa yana buga mata bura ashhhh osiiishhhhh!!! ji kake chakwal-cakwal cakwal cakwal, burar tana shigewa sululuf sululuf tana dukan maganaɗisun durin sahura tana wani lumshe idanu tana ihu ashhhh!!!! wushhh!!! oshhhh!!!! tana banƙarewa tana ƙara tura masa duri.
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Madigo hajiya da yar aiki last part
Suka cika mota da ihu washh ohhhshshhhh!!! durinta yanata É—igar ruwa, sai ji kake zut zut zut ruwa na feshi cikin mota shima yana zuba mata ruwa cikin kogon lubiyar gutsunta ayyyyyshhh ishhhhh!!! saida ya cika kwarmin gutsunta da ruwa har yana zuba akan cinyarsa Sannan ya tsaya yana numfashi ayyyyyshhh!!! washhh!!! yana shan nonuwanta. Suka koma inda ya É—ebota ya biyata ya wuce harkokinsa.
To irin abinda ke faruwa da Hajiya Hindu kenan domin kuwa tunda Alhaji ya samo yar aiki ta samu wadda zata dinga ci, madigo hajiya da yar aiki kamar wasa Hindu ta kira sabuwar yar aiki wato Jamila domin ta share ɗakinta da gyara mata gado, bayan ta shigo tana aiki kawai sai Hajiya Hindu ta zagayo ta baya ta rungume Jamila tana wani bubbuga mata tudun gindinta akan ɗuwawu kif kif, tana ƙanƙame jamila.
Jamila ta juyo da nufi ƙwacewa sai Hajiya ta turata kan katafaren gadonta ta danneta, Hajiya hindu ta cire ɗaurin ƙirjin dake jikinta, jar-uba luƙa-luƙan nonuwanta suka bayyana ta kwanta kan yar aiki tana sumbatarta tana tsotse mata baki, ai kafin kace me tuni Jamila yar aiki sha'awarta ta tashi, nan fa suka dinga tsotsar harshen juna suna wani sauti washh!! hummm!!! yuww!! Jamila ta cire rigarta da siket ɗinta sukayi zindir, nan Hajiya Hindu tasa hannu ta gwale gutsun Jamila, washhhhshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! haka Jamila ta saki nishi, ta soka mata tsinin harshenta cikin kogon gindinta tana tsotsewa tsuu tsyy ayyyshhh!!! oishhh!!!! Ashhh!!!! haka Jamila ke ihu tana cije baki, madigo hajiya da yar aiki Jamila kamar ana damben cin duri.
Itama Hajiya ta baje yayinda Jamila ta soka mata yatsu tana caccaka mata gwatsoo kikif-kikif kikif-kikif asyyyhhhh!!! wayyo Jamila soka dai soka dai washhhhhh!!!! Jamila tana sokawa tana shafe leɓen gindin Hajiya Hindu, suna ihu, yayinda madigo da Hajiya da yar aiki yayi zafi nan take Hajiya ta gwale cinyoyin Jamila ta haɗe leɓen gindinsu guri guda, ta soma goga mata duri itama tana goga mata wayyyyo suna gwatsoo kif-kif-kif kif-kif-kif suna gurnani tamkar zakuna washhhhhhhhh uwsssshhhh ayyyyshhhhhhhh!!!! wayyyo daɗi suke faɗa yayinda suka soma ambaliyar ruwa suna feshi akan gado.
Har yau madigo hajiya da yar aiki ba'a daina ba, saidai ma idan ta gaji a kawo wata sabuwa ta cigaba da shanawa, haka shima Alhaji Salahu bai daina cin gindin manyan mata ba.
