Labarin cin gindi da shan nono budurwa part 1
Barka barka dai zaka karanta sabon labarin cin gindi da shan nono na cin durin yammaci daga wannan gida.
Wata rana da yammaci. Bayan na fito daga cikin gida nazo dai-dai wani junction na hangi wata yarinya. wohohoh!! Idan ka kalleta saika zaci balarabiya ce, zankaɗeɗiya ce ta ajin ƙarshe. Ta hadu yadda ya kamata. Gata daguwa ga ɗuwawunta mul-mul kutt. Kallon ɗuwawunta zai iya sawa kaji ana ambaliya cikin wandonka.
Wayyo daɗi ai tuni na fara ganin surar jikanta a zindir. Malam! ganinan na kwantar da ita ina soka mata gwatso. Gani kuma na tsugunna ina shan gindinta. Yadda zanyi tsaye tana shan burata. Haba malam wani kaya sai kazo Kano.
Ai ba tareda da wani tsoro ba tuni na tunkareta gamida yi mata sallama.. Sai kuwa naji ta amsa,”wa'alaika-salam”. Ta dubeni dubar mamaki tace, ” kaine Salim ko?”. Nan fa na faɗa ruɗani. Saboda ji nayi a kunnena tace ”wayyo Sa'a" ! Tayi wani wuf ta rungumeni tace, “wow amma fa ganinka a zahiri yafi hotonka kyau. Kunsan hoton da nake turawa mata a facebook daban-ne da wannan kutt.
Malam daga baya dai na gano ashe ita dai yarinyar-nan wani saurayinta ne na facebook take jira don sunyi zasu haɗu gashi ni kuma Kaytee da iyayi zan kwashi wannan garabasa. Tace, “kaci sa’a cajina bai ƙare ba don batirna harya kusa ƙarewa”.
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Labarin cin gindi da shan nono part 2
Haba malam ai da sauri na ɗauketa zuwa gidan ogana daman yayi tafiya tareda iyalinsa. yarinya ta kamani da surutu ni kuma bansan komai akan wani topic ɗin da take magana ba akai ba, saidai na amsa da “eh”. Tuni na kira abokina Yusuf nace ya kawo mana abun lasawa da abinci. Zuwa can sai gashi.
Bayan munci abinci shine fa take ceman, ” ya nake ganin kamar kana tsoron zuwa kusa dani?”. Kutumar-uba! Yarinya yaufa kin shiga uku domin kin tsokano tsuliyar dodo. Tuni naje kusa da ita a doguwar kujerar-nan na fara sumbatarta a baki, haka nayita lashe bakinta. Malam ɗanɗanon bakinta sai kace dabino! Na dawo kan wuyanta. Malam tuni naji ta fara nishi sama-sama “wai ni yasmeeen Salim uhm kayi a hankali”. Hahha yaufa Kaytee ya zama Saleem saboda cin duri.
Haka na cigaba da shafata. Tace tanason muyi rawa. Malam naje na saka kiɗa muka fara cashewa na dinga shafata daga nonuwanta zuwa kirjinta. Malam zuwa can yarinya tayi goho ta duƙa duk a cikin rawa.
Nan fa na cafke ɗuwawunta na kama shafasu ina matsasu ita kuma tana zakuɗasu tana karkaɗawa. Malam hankalina ya kara tashi sha’awata ta harzuƙa. Malam ta fara shafa lumtsuma-lumtsuman ɗuwaiwanta akan burata dake cikin wando. Malam wandona sai kumbura yake burata duk ta cikashi.
Ni kuma inata shafata a yayinda kiɗa ke cigaba da tashi. Kam bala'i malam yarinyar-nan gwana ce a girgiza ɗuwaiwai yadda ya kamata. ta iya shakin. Nayi rocking har burata tayi sanyi. Naga lokaci na tafiya ya kamata nayi abinda yasa na ɗauko ta.
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Labarin cin gindi da shan nono last part
Banyi wata-wata ba na ɗauketa izuwa cikin ɗakin. Na bita ina shafeta har kan gado. Na cire mata riga na cire mata bireziyyar nono. Wai!!! wuhuhuh!! zo kaga matasan tausasan nonuwa! Lemon fresh! Na kama shafa nonuwanta. Zo kaga yadda take wani ɗauke wuta. Hannuna yaita zagaye akan nonuwanta. “wayyo !! saleem wash!! saleem”.
Nace, !lallai Yasmen you are so beautiful”. Tayi murmushi tace, “salim you are so handsome too”. Nasa bakina na fara sha mata nonuwa ina tsotsarsu kai kace alewa. Ina kama lashe kansu ta fara kururuwar daɗi tana wani lumshe idanu. Hannuna yakai kan zanenta haka na kwanceshi. Kutt!! abun mamaki yarinya bata saka wando ba. Hahaha wuwww! Ashe yarinya da shirinta tazo. Tuni na cire wandona da sauri. Nasa ɗan yatsana cikin durinta don inji ya take.
Kai ! naji durinta ya cika fal da ruwan daɗi. Haba ban tsaya wata-wata ba nasa burata bakin gindinta ina wasa da leɓen durinta. Tuni burata na afka mata cikin duri. Naji durin_nata ya_kama_burata_ya_ƙanƙame. Malam zo kaji matsattsen duri cike da ruwa.
Da alama dai durin ya daɗe bura bata ziyarceshi ba. Ni kuma na soma iyo cikinshi. Malam durinta sai ambaliyar ruwa yake kamar tekun atlantika ya ɓalle, tana wani lumshe idanu da gurnani Uwwwshh asyyyyyyyyyyyshhhhhhhhhh!!!. Ta ƙara gwalemin gindinta ni kuma na cigaba da cusa mata gwatso kif-kif-kif fat-fat ta cigaba da kukan daɗi. Ta kama ɗuwawuna tana matsasu ni kuma na cigaba da caccaka mata bura ina latsa mata nonuwa.
Malam zuwa can Kaytee ya cika gindin yarinyar-nan fal da ruwan bura itama yarinya ta kawo tana wata kururuwar daɗi. Haka ta riƙe ɗuwawuna gam saida na gama cika mata gindi fal har ruwa yana kwaranya ƙasa sannan. Ta ɗauki tissue ta goge durinta muka dan taɓa hira kafin wai mu koma zagaye na biyu.
Da fatan kaji daɗin wannan zaƙin wannan tataccen labari daga kundin lambunan kayan marmari, anan wannan labarin cin gindi da shan nono yazo ƙarshe nacin gindin yamma.
