Kwarton hajiya part 1
Barkanku da shigowa wannan shafi namu mai kayan marmari ko nace mai kayan daɗi zaka iya samun du abinda kake bida a wannan haraba ta kayan batsa. Yanzu zaku wataya da wannan labari mai zafi kamar yadda KWARTON HAJIYA MANDU yasha shagalinsa da hajiya. Asha karatu lahiya.
Yawale uban zuga zaune yake yana kaftar zazzakar tushen rake, raken-nan kuwa tana kai masa har kwanya yadda ya kamata domin har wani sambatu yake kamar mahaukaci sabon kamu. Sannan ga wayarsa ta hannu yar yayi ƙirar android yana kallon wani sabon faifan bidiyo da yan wasan hausa suka saki. Shidai dama Yawale duk inda wani bidiyo na sharholiya yake to yana daga wajen, kama daga na raye-raye da girgije-girgije da sauran kayan gwangwaje rayuwa. Hatta cikin satin daya gabata wata mawaƙiyar America mai suna Nicki-minaj ta saki sabon bidiyon waka ta honey come close. Inda mawaƙiyar ta salon hip-hop take girgiza da murguɗa manyan ɗuwawunta masu taushi ga mangara-mangaran Nonuwan nata suna wutsil-wutsil abin sha'awa, dama dai ita mawaƙiyar ta shahara wajen zubar da nonuwa da juya ɗuwawu a idanun duniya.
KWARTON HAJIYA Yawale na zaune ya zubawa luntsumemiyar yarinyar-nan Nicki-minaj idanu, yana kallon salon yadda take girgiza kwankwasonta da manyan ɗuwawunta yanata faman lashe baki. Ga mawakiyar ta iya rawa yadda ya kamata, ga iya murguɗa ƙugu malam kamar jigida. Tana jujjuya kayan marmari, tana yanayin idan ka rasa to fa ƙwalelenka.
Yawale kwarton hajiya yana kallon bidiyo burarsa ba abinda take in banda zubar ruwa tana wani ɗuf-ɗuf da ruwa, kafin mutuminka ya ankara da abinda ke faruwa tuni wandonsa ya gama jiƙewa da ruwa, buran-nan tasa ta miƙe sama tayi zangamgam kamar sandar raken da yake sha a hannunsa. Wata ƙila ma nace kaurin kaciyarsa ya ninka tushen raken-nan girma. kwarton hajiya daya kula sai ya gyara zama sannan ya ɗan gyara zaman wandonsa. A ransa cewa yake " ina-ma ace ya samu wannan zuda-zuɗan kayan marmarin a kan gadonsa, ai da ba haka ba domin kuwa da sai ya yiwa gindinta CIN da sai ta manta ɗan diras ɗinta ɗakinsa. Saboda tsabar daɗi Sai ta koma gidansu da nufin zata cire kayanta sai taga ashe -ma pantis ɗin ta na ɗakin Yawale.
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Kwarton hajiya part 2
Yawale na zaunen-nan yana tunanin yadda zai ci durin Nicki-. Ga bura tayi tsaye taƙi kwanciya. Kawai tunanin wajen da zai afka kwartanci yake. Cikin sa'a kuwa sai ga wata luntsumemiyar mata mai irin ƙirar hajiyoyin-nan ta wuce ta gabansa. Habawa nan fa Gaba ɗaya ilahirin hankalinshi yayi kanta, ga matar-nan yar cif-cif madaidaiciya ta fannin tsayi, duk da tana ɗauke da goyo a bayanta, amma fa wannan bai hana fitowar siffofin murgujejen ɗuwawunta ba. Wani tunjimeme dashi a bul-bul dashi. Tana tafiya idan ta jefa kafar dama gaba sai kaga yayi wani tsalle sukur-sukur, haka in ta jefa ta hagu sai ya ƙara suɓur-ɓur. Kwarton hajiya Yawale ya saki baki galala yana kallon wannan baiwa ta ɗuwawu.
Haƙurin Yawale ya ƙare, ba sai kawai ya miƙe a guje ya bita a baya ba. Yana ƙarasawa gunta yace, "salamun-alaiki yake wannan zuƙeƙiyar hallita".
Hajiyar-nan ta waigo kanta suka haɗa idanu ta taƙarƙare ta zabga masa harara, sannan-tace, "Kai Malam ba kaga inada goyo bane, idan kai makaho ne, to ni matar aure ce sai ayi gaba a samu wata".
Suka ƙara haɗa idanu da hajiyar-nan, Ai yawale bai san lokacin daya firgita ba. Duk inda ake kyakyawa kuma zankaɗeɗiyar mace, to wannan hajiya fa ta wuce nan. Wani irin ɗan Choi ɗin baki ke gareta ƙarami dashi daɗin sumbata gashi da wani jajur ɗin leɓe mai yawan tsoka irin lovely lips ɗin-nan gashi mai ɗan tsayi kamar karamin bututu. Ga wasu fararen haƙora tas dasu suna ta sheƙi da walwali musamman lokacin da tayi masa magana, tamkar an jera farantan abinci a 7-star Hotel.
ƙyawun hajiyar-nan ba ƙaramin gigita yawale yayi ba. Ai kwarton hajiya bai ƙara dimaucewa ba sai da ya ɗora idanunsa akan nonuwanta, nan fa ya ringa farfari kamar wani ƙwan lantarki kamar ya faɗi, ya gansu luntsuma-luntsuma, Haka zalika gasu tafka-tafka. Haba sai yaji ya fara mance ƙofar gida. Can sai yace a ransa " Wash dadi ina-ma irin wannan na aura ai da ban rinƙa kewar duri ba ' amma yanzun-ma ci kawai zanyi tunda ban samu aure ba, sai in zalallaba a haka. "
kwarton hajiya yace, "Haba ke kuwa baiwar Allah, daga yin sallamar musulunci sai-ki fara maganar ke mai aure ce, aida sani na kinada auren shiyasa nazo ko. Kawai Ki bada haɗin kai kici arzikin Alhaji yawale iya son ranki harki ƙoshi, wannan sirri ne a tsakanin-mu".
Hajiyar-nan tace, "Idan ka sake ka ƙara yimin magana wallahi sai na tara maka jama'a a wajen-nan kaji dai na rantse, mara mutuncin banza kawai".
Tana gama rufe bakinta sai taja wani tsaki "tsuuuw" tayi gaba abinta. To Yawale matsoraci ne, duk abinda zai janyo taron mutane a kansa tofa baya so, Domin wajen iya kwartanci da iya cin gindin matan mutane ya fara ƙaurin suna a garinsu. Mutanen gari sun fara saka masa idanu a harkokinsa, ya kai aƙalla shekara arba'in da ɗoriya amma yaki chanja halinsa, kullum bashi da aiki sai dai bin zawarawan cikin gari yana cin durinsu yana biya, har da tambaɗaɗɗun yan'mata yana karuwancinsa. Karuwansa har ce masa suke " indai akwai duri to akwai cash !" . Ga mutanen gari an fara tseguminsa shiyasa yake harkokinsa cikin taku da iyawa saboda kar asirinsa ya tonu.
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Kwarton hajiya part 3
Kwarton hajiya Yawale dai haka ya haƙura da bin wannan mata, ya juya ya koma wajen daya fito. Kamar yadda yake a zauna ya koma ya zaune ya cigaba da kallonsa gami da tunanin inda gindi ya ɗan rage kewa. Wata mai gyada tazo wucewa yarinya ce wacce shekarunta basa wuce sha tara, tana wata rangwaɗa tana juya ɗuwawu cikin tafiya, Nonuwan sai wani kaɗawa suke suna rangaji jif-jif. Yawale da hango mai gyaɗarn-nan ya soma dalalar da yawu saboda masifar sha'awa. A wannan lokacin ma Burarsa tuni ta gama cika wando tana harbawa kamar taci babu. Sai yace " mai gyaɗa zonan mana mu gani ". Mai gyaɗa ta tunkaro yawale tana cigaba da jijjiga kayan marmari ko ta ina yarinya fa ta haɗu. Gata ita ba baƙa irin can ɗin nan-ba. wato wankan tarwaɗa ce.
Da zuwan-ta ta sauke gyaɗa tana wata gwargwasa gami da ƙyiftawa kwarton hajiya ido. Nan fa ya ƙara kiɗimewa yace " nan.... nawa-nawa ne " Tace " akwai ta Ashirin akwai ta hamsin har da ta goma ". Aini zan iya cin ta dubu ma in Zaki siyar . Mai gyaɗa tace " Dama aini sana'a na fito mezai hana na siyarma "
Yawale yace " Kuɗin suna daga cikin wancan ɗakin, mu ƙarasa na baki " Maigyaɗa ta bi bayansa har cikin ɗakinsa ta ajiye kayanta. tana jiran a bata kuɗi.
Juyowar da yawale kwarton hajiya zaiyi sai yaga yarinyar-nan mai gyaɗa ta tuɓe rigarta nonuwanta murguza-murguzan dasu suka rinƙa tsalle a ɗakin tana washhhhshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . Malam kawai ka riƙe Kuɗinka ya cini . ka taimakeni ka ci gindina yau satina biyu banji bura a cikinsa ba. Yawale ya samu abinda yake buƙata ba tareda wata wahala ba. Nan fa ya matso kusa. Cikin salo ya cafko Nonuwan-nan nata ya rinƙa lagudawa a hankali tana ƙara turo masa ƙirjinta yana shafawa " ashh-ashh-washh-!! "
Yawale yaji hakan yayi masa kaɗan kawai ya tura mai gyaɗa kan katifarsa ya bajeta yasa hannu ya Gwale ƙafafuwanta yasa hannu ya fara shafa saman durinta yana zuwa da dawowa a saman durin yana nishi. Ya janye wandonshi ƙasa ya kamo kan kaciyarsa ya soka mata bura cikin gindinta luuu ya fara soka mata gwatsoo washhhhshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mai gyaɗa bura ta fara shigarta. Tana buɗe baki a hankali tana faɗin " ishhhhh " . Yawale yana soka mata gwatsoo yana laguda kan nonuwanta gami da soka mata yatsa a bakin, Ita kuma sai tsotse masa yatsa take tsuuuu. Kwarton hajiya ya wanzu yana caka mata bura, suka cika ɗakin da gurnanin daɗi, Yarinya tana " Ashhhhhhhh washh " Yawale yana " ummm-ummm " yana kuma bura cikin gindi. Sai Yarinya ta fara uwwwwww!!! wayyyo daɗi wuwww!!! sai ji kake tsut-tsut tana feshe burar yawale da ruwan maniyyi. Yawale wani irin daɗi na dirar masa har kwanya zumar daɗi na kai masa har cikin spot. Can shima sai zut-zut zut yana cika masa duri da ruwa Ashhhhhhhh washh ohhhshshhhh . mai gyaɗa wayyo daɗi zan mutu. Can jikinsa ya mutu gaba ɗaya sai bacci ya kwashe shi.
Mai gyaɗa tayi gaba abinta ta yashe masa aljihu ta kwashe kuɗi ta gudu.
Yawale kwarton hajiya bai farka ba saida asuba yaga kudinsa duka an kwashe yace " Shegiyar tamin sata sai dai ba komai ai na more da durinta "
Ya ɗan kimtsa zuwa wayewar gari, Ya tafi gun kande Mai waina ya siya yaci ya ƙoshi.
Kamar yadda ya saba ya koma inda ya fito. Kamar almara a hanyarsa ta zuwa gida ya ƙara haɗuwa da wannan hajiyar ta jiya wato mai goyo. Yaga wannan mata ta shiga gidan wani alhaji Tanko mai hula. Yawale ya ƙara dubawa yace" Babu shakka wannan matar tanko ce "
kwarton hajiya yace a ransa " Lallai Yau saina zo kwartanci gidan-nan "
Alhaji Tanko wanda akafi sani da mai hula babban ɗan kasuwar goro ne, yanada abin duniya wato shi kuɗi ne ba laifi, domin gidansa babban gidane daya kashe masa kudade ga gidan akwai katanga doguwa.
Hajiya mandu matar Alhaji Tanko ce kuma amaryarsa domin ita ɓangarenta daban a gidansa, ɗiyarta ɗaya kuma yar goyace. Hajiya mandu baya ga kyau ubangiji ya albarkaceta da diri irin na manyan mata akwai murguza-murguzan ɗuwawu da dakwa-daƙwan nonuwa masu taushin gaske.
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Kwarton hajiya last part
Kwarton hajiya Yawale dai ya koma gida ya shirya tsaf, cikin tsakar dare ya tasan-ma gidan Tanko. Kunsan tsohon kwarto da iya haura katanga du tsayinta, ai ko minti biyar baiyiba ya haure.
Yawale ya shiga ciki, nan fa kansa ya kulle domin ya rasa ina zai nufa. Kawai ya tosa kai cikin gidan yana leƙe-leƙe. Abin kamar Sa'a har ya wuce a juyowar da zaiyi yaji motsin mace tana sambatun bacci. Haba ai da leƙawarsa yaga HAJIYA MANDU na sharar bacci. Ba tsoro aiko ya faɗa mata, a hankali ya cire ɗaurin ƙirji dake Jikinta . Nan fa wangamemen durinta ya bayyana a fili, Yawale yace ashe ba abinda tasa. Sai ji kake ya luma mata wutsiya har ciki gindi ya soma buga mata gwatsoo kif-kif-kif da ƙarfi Hajiya mandu sai ji tayi ana cinta. Hajiya ta ƙara Gwale cinyoyinta domin ita a tunaninta Alhaji Tanko wato mijinta . Yawale ya cigaba da tafka mata bura cif-cif yana cinta. Can Hajiya Mandu ta motsa da nufin gyara kwanciya, saiko tayi arba da ƙato yana cinta. Hajiya mandu ta kwarara uban IHU " wayyyo Alhaji kwarto " wayyyo na shiga uku !!!!!. Nan fa Gaba ɗaya yan gida suka kawo mata ɗauki. Ai kafin su ƙaraso KWARTON HAJIYA ya gudu. Yawale ya haura katanga da gudu ba ko wando a jikinshi yana hushi kamar ranshi zai fita. A haka ya koma yana cewa " saini mai ci ko ba'a so ba" Yau kuma na zama kwarton hajiya.
