Gindi mai ruwa rijiyar dadi dalibata part 1
Da a baya lokacin da inada ƙima da daraja, manya da ƙananan mutanen garinmu suna matuƙar ganin girmana, amma tunda na shiga gindi rijiyar dadi nida dalibata lamari ya lalace, har takai na bar gari na tafi yawon duniya Lagos, acan kuwa more rayuwata nake kawai domin ba mai hanani cingindi yadda nake so.
Bari kaji yadda cin gindi rijiyar dadi nida dalibata ya faru, Wata rana ina zaune a gida ina karatun boko wato karatun wannan shegun masu jajayen kunnuwa, kawai sai naji anyi sallama gidan-mu, na amsa sallama sannan na fita domin ganin waye keyin sallama, da leÆ™awa ta sai naga principal É—in makarantar sakandire ta yan'mata dake garinmu, Nan dai muka gaisa, bayan mun gama gaisawa sai yake cemin dan Adamu idan ba zaka damu ba, nazo neman wata alfarma wajenka, nace to Allah yasa zan iya sai yace min "naga kai yaro ne mai hazaÆ™a' shine nakeso kazo makarantar-mu ka taimaka mana da aiki' wato ka koyar da É—aliban-mu" na kalleshi nace "to" shikenan ba matsala, amma kuma me za'a dinga biyana, yace " duk wata zamu biyaka ₦aira 5000, ai inajin maganar dubu biyar na amsa da "angama" gobe ma zan fara shigowa.
Can bayan babana ya dawo na sameshi da wannan batu, ya amince yana cewa ai kaga hakan zai ƙara taimaka maka wajen karatunka, nace gobema nakeson soma shiga makarantar, yace Allah ya bada Sa'a.
Washe gari nayi wanka nayi fes dani, na samu wasu kayana na can kasan akwatina na ɗauko su, na saka kai malam gaskiya nayi kyau sosai, domin yadda kayan suka kama jikina, gani da ƙira irin ta yan maza, na kama hanyar zuwa makaranta, ina shiga bakin gate, na hango yan-mata suna labour suna yan tsince-tsince da share-sharen filin makaranta domin tabbatar da tsafta da gyaran makaranta. Haka labour prefect take korasu kamar wasu dabbobi suna cigaba da aiki, nan naji dariya na neman ɗaukeni, saina ƙume, har saida hoton yadda akayi mana a makarantar-mu ta kwana ya faɗomin, kai gaskiya ana rashin imani a boarding school, na nufi ofishin malamai da zuwana akayi mini tarba cikin mutunci da ƙima, na samu guri na zauna na soka yan aiyuka irin na malamai, aka bani duk abinda nake buƙata, na soma shiga aji ina koyarwa, nan fa naga yan iskan yara yan-matan basu da mutunci, domin dana yiwa yarinya magana sai kaga ana murguɗamin baki, ko kuma ayimin fari da ido, inaji ina gani yan-mata ke neman haukatani, wani lokacin har ɗimaucewa nake sai kace mai cingindi.
Da yake shegen É—an iska ne, sai kawai na rubuta musu assignment nace musu kowacce yarinya taje ta haddace formuloli guda goma, gobe kuma zan karÉ“i hadda, washe gari da sanina naÆ™i karbar haddar na kama harkokin gaba na a makaranta, washe gari ranar Laraba kusan misalin Æ™arfe sha biyu na rana na faÉ—a ajin, lokacin dama raina a É“ace yake sakamakon wata guntuwar yunwa dana keji, ina shiga nace kowa ya miÆ™e tsaye, haka suka miÆ™e , a raina nace "yau duk sai kunci kutumar ubanku, badai ni bane" na matso layin farko, na kira ta farko, a gaban allo haka aka fara kawo hadda, sunan yarinyar umaima saleh ta fara amma duka biyar ta kawo ta kasa biyar, nace ta koma gefe, na kira ta biyu itama haka, duka haka kowace yarinya tayi amma ba yarinyar data kawo hadda duka, abin nema ya samu dan dama ba mutunci yau, nace monita aje a É—aukomin dorina a ofishin malamai, bayan É—an lokaci sai gata ta dawo, bulalar nan tasha mai tana walÆ™iya⚡.
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Gindi mai ruwa rijiyar dadi dalibata part 2
Can nace musu duka su fita waje, bayan sun fita su hau layi, wato ɗaya bayan ɗaya, haka kafatanin ilahirinsu sukayi, nace to a fara shigowa, mugu ɗan masara na ɗaga bulala sama tana reto na cafko hijabin yarinyar-nan na matseta, na ɗame mata ɗuwawunta ina ganinsu suna wani shaɓar-shaɓar haka na tsala mata bulala, wayyo uncle kayi haƙuri, na ƙara damƙeta na ɗame ɗuwawun na kuma zuga mata ita, tayi wani gwatso Ahhh!!! uncle, wallahi mun daina nace wallahi baku daina ba, yan'matan dake waje ido ya raina fata, tunda suka ga irin mugun bulalar dana ke, ta biyu ta shigo itama na ragargajeta haka har nazo kan wata yarinya Samira, ita samira yar unguwarmu ce amma ba layinmu ɗaya ba, ni banma santa ba, ashe ita ta sanni, domin ina tsala mata bulala tace " wayyo uncle Adamu" nace ke a ina kika san sunana tace malam a bayan layinmu kake, nace 0k haka akayi kenan, na sameta naci uwar ɗuwawunta na zane su tas.
To wallahi tun daga wannan rana na zama abin tsoro saboda ko wucewa nazo yi sai kaji anyi tsit anyi shiru, hakan yasa yan'matan suka dinga yimin biyayya sau da ƙafa, wasu yan-matan suna da kyau, amma wasu tabɗijam ai yadda kasan an gwaɓa baƙin gawayi an wanke musu fuska, ba yarinyar data fiye shisshige min irin wannan yarinya Samira, yarinyar-nan kyakkyawa ce sosai domin yar fara ce gata da idanu, da alama kuma zata yi mugun daɗi, duk da bata da dogon hanci amma tanada kyau, haka muka ƙulla alaƙa da Samira sosai da sosai.
Wata rana da yamma ina cikin gida a zaune, sai almajirin gidanmu ya shigo yace" yaya Adamu wai wata tana kiranka a waje" nace Ni? kuma, yace "EH" na tashi na fito dama ba kowa a gida saini kaɗai sai wannan yaron almajirin gidanmu da yake wanke-wanke, na fita waje, sai naga wata zankaɗeɗiyar budurwa kyakkyawar gaske tasha kwalliya mai ɗaukar hankali, duk Jikinta sai sheƙi yake domin wata baƙar abaya ta saka, ta kama jikinta sosai, na wani haɗiye yawu nace " washh daɗi" ga wasu sunƙuma-sunƙuman nonuwa rufsa-rufsa akan ƙirjinta, naji inama ace inje in kamasu, na matsa kuwa da ita, saina ganeta nace " Samira kece haka?" tace Uncle baka gane Ni ba" nace " wallahi" ai naga kin chanja, " tace " yo uncle kullum kana ganina cikin hijabi, dama ba zaka gane niba yanzu".
Haka nace ta shigo cikin gidanmu, ba wata gardama ta wuce gaba ta tunkari ƙofa, jar-uba!!! nan fa ta juyomin wasu gidiga-gidigan ɗuwawu masu tudu da mugun taushi, suna wani cif cif wannan ya jefa nan wannan ya jefa nan, suna wani walai-walai ai tun daga nan na susuce, na dinga bin ɗuwawunta duk inda ya mitsa, ina ihu washh a hankali. Na jata ta baya har ɗakina, nakai mata ruwa da ɗan abin taɓawa, na zame tun almajirin gidanmu nayi masa wayo na korashi makarantarsu, na rufe gida domin shi bai-san me ake ciki ba, na koma ɗakina.
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Gindi mai ruwa rijiyar dadi dalibata part 3
ai tun daga wannan lokaci na soma tunatin cingindi nida dalibata, wato so nake kota halin ƙaƙa sai naci durin samira kafin tabar gidan-nan, dana shiga naga tana danna waya, ga nuna-nunan luƙa-luƙan nonuwanta suna wani nishi suna sama da ƙasa, gidim-gidim ɗin kenan, aini koda wannan nonuwa aka barni aina more.
A hankali na matsa kusa da ita, na ɗan shafa ƙirjinta, sai naga ko kallona bata yi ba, ta cigaba da danna wayarta, nasa hannu na cafko nonuwan-nan na cika hannu bibbiyu amma banga tayi komai-ba, saina karɓe wayar hannunta na jefar a gefe guda, kuma na kama tattausan hannunta na soma laguda, kai hannun badai taushi ba, na dinga yi mata wasa da hannun, a hankali na dinga laguda samira, har takai na cire mata abaya, kutumar uba!!!! wayyo nonuwa gidan daɗi, burma-burman nonuwanta suka ɗirko waje aiko na kamosu na soma laguda ina latsasu ina lumshe idanu, dana luma hannuna sai kaga sun nutse cikin nonuwan, wani daɗi yana shigarmin kwanyata ina nishi Ashhh ohiiii!!!!! nan fa na soma zumuɗin fara cingindi nida dalibata samira, ina lallatsa kan nonuwanta tuƙu-tuƙu dasu, idan ka gani saika ce lallai wannan ƙwaro ne. Saboda liliya kan nonuwan-nan nake ina luguiguitawa tana wani gurnani Uwwwshh!!!! uncle I love this!!!! ina cigaba, a hankali na saita nonuwanta tuƙu-tuƙu na cika baki dasu, na soma tsotsayesu wohohoh!!!! nan fa Samira ta dinga wutsil-wutsil tana banƙaromin ƙirjinta ina lashe nonuwan, muna gurnani tamkar zakuna washhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!. Ai ba tareda wani ɓata lokaci ba na danna hannuna cikin wandonta, na soma shafa mata duri, na ɗora hannuna kan tudun durinta ina shafawa oishhh daɗi!!!!! gindinta duk ya jiƙe shar-kaf da ruwa, Samira sai wani kwantawa take a jikina tana nishin daɗi ushhhh Ashhh!!! uncle zan mutu!!!.
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Gindi mai ruwa rijiyar dadi dalibata last part
Hannuna Chakwal'cakwal yake ina ƙara tura hannuna cikin gindinta, na soma luma yatsuna cikin durinta, yarinya ta soma rufsa ihu Ahhhhhhhhh!!! uncle wayyo gindina uncle, Ni Kuma kawai so nake na soma cingindi nida dalibata samira ina lallatsa kan tudun gindinta. Tana ihu wayyo daɗi nima ina ayysshh!!!!.
Da dai naji bazan iya jurewa ba, kawai na juya samira ta buntsulomin rufsa-rufsan ɗuwawunta baƙwal-baƙwal gasu tandan-tandan lugubgub dasu suna wani rausaya walai-walai tana girgiza su, wayyo daɗi dole a fara cingindi nida dalibata, aiko na soma laguda nunannun ɗuwawunta ina shafasu, nasa hannuna ina warasu gefe da gefe, ina matsewa hannuna na lumewa cikinsu ina lumshe idanu, Cikin sa'a guda na kiɗime na susuce na rinƙa yin maganganu na sambatu, washhh'wayyyo!!! na soka yatsuna biyu cikin makarantar gutsunta na soma cingindi da caccaka yatsuna ina cinta, saida naga ta soma sumar ruwa sannan na saita bulalar burata na zungura mata bura ta tsakankanin ɗuwawunta har cikin gindinta, muka saki wani ihuuu ishhhhh!!! yayinda burata ke lumewa cikin durinta, saida burata ta shige gaba ɗaya ilahirin duniyar durinta sannan na soma caccaka mata gwatso pat-pat-pat ina cinta, dana zabga mata bura sai kaga tayi wani tsangal-gal tana huci ishhh!!! har wani zillo za kaga samira nayi, shegiyar yarinyar-nan yaji burar maza, na dinga sokawa ina lumawa ina zurawa duka saida na tabbatar tana taɓa maganaɗisun durinta tana jin daɗin burar, sannan saina koma a hankali nake gwatsoo fat-fat ina ihu washh!!! Samira turomin murguza-murguzan ɗuwawu dai, ƙara buntsulo min take ina doka gwatsoo kif-kif-kif fat-fat washhh'daɗi, burata sai wani sululuf sululuf take tana shigewa, can naji wani ruwa mai daɗi Ahhhshshsshsh oshhsshhsshshhh yana wankemin burata, har wani feshi yake waje, na ƙara turata jikin bango na manneta, na cigaba da antaya mata gwatsoo kif-kif-kif paaaat cikin kogon lubiyar zumar durinta ina ƙara ƙarfi ina ihu washh!!! daɗi, sai gani nima na kawo ina tsiyayewa cikin duri, ina cigaba da cingindi nida dalibata, samira tana wata karkarwa tana ƙyarma tana Ashhh!!! cigaba da sokawa dai uncle, Saida muka tsiyaye ruwan-nan tas, Sannan muka faɗi ƙasa a gajiye.
Tun daga wannan samira wadda mukayi cingindi nida dalibata ta zama Babyna kuma yar gatana, domin bana dukanta koda tayi laifi,
yanzu haka dai a maganar dana keyi maka to na zama mutumin kirki a garinmu domin bana cin yar kowa, saidai kawai muyi cingindi nida dalibata samira mu more. Saboda irin cingindi nida dalibata samira da muke yi saida aka kamu tun daga wannan lokaci na fice nayi Lagos.
