Cin durin sadiya 1
Cin gurasar yaran maƙota, ko nace cin durin sadiya, nasha daɗi wanda ban taɓa tsinkar kamar saba a lokacin.
Sadiya irin gajerun matan-nan nan ce masu manya-manya kuma nunannun nonuwa, kai malam ai duk da cewa kullum tana yawan saka hijabi sai dai kawai hakan ya rage gani-na, amma luƙa-luƙan nonuwanta basa ɓoyuwa. Sadiya tanada maganai da karan hanci mai kyau, kuma gata yar fara ɗas da ita.
Sadiya ɗiyar maƙotanmu ce wanda muke mugun mutunci da ita, domin kuwa duk inda ta ganni sai kaji tace " Saluhu " Ni kuma sai nace sady baby ya garin-ne, tace normal wallahi. Tayimin murmushi nima na mayar mata, a kullum idan muka haɗu na kalli cikin idonta sai naji wani abu, bawai sha'awa kai tsaye ba, amma fa ɗan ƙaramin bakinta yana burgeni.
Wata rana misalin ƙarfe bakwai na safe, na fito ƙofar gida na zauna ina ɗan danne-danne a wayana, sai naji ance " Saluhu " na ɗaga kai sai naga itace nace " Sady girl " tace "Na'am" tayimin murmushi gami da kiftamin ido, haba naji abu zaarrr a ƙirjina, nace mata ina zuwa haka, tace ai zata je nan gidan Saratu maƙwabciyarmu, nace ok saikin dawo, na cigaba da danna wayana, Can hankalina yayi nisa a cikin wayana sai gata ta dawo da zumbulelen hijabinta ta wuce sai ta kuma cewa Saluhu, Kutumar uba!!! wohohoh!! ai ɗaga kan da zanyi sai naga ta yace dogon hijabinta, ga wasu sunƙuma-sunƙuman ɗuwaiwai rufsa-rufsa suna kaiwa da komowa, kai malam wannan ɗuwawu za suyi mugun laushi, ai ba abinda yazo min cikin rai sai yaya zan samu damar cin durin sadiya, ta cigaba da jujjuyamin ɗuwawun-nan, nan fa na susuce na rinƙa far-far da ido kamar mai shirin farfaɗiya, nace jar uba!! ashe haka yarinyar-nan take da lumtsuma-lumtsuman ɗuwawu yadda kasan burodi. Kawai son cin durin sadiya ya ƙara motsamin, sai nace " Sady girl ji mana " to kasan lungun-mu da ɗan tsayi kuma ga safiya ce, da tsayawarta na tashi ina mata murmushi har nazo kusa da ita, cikin salo nasa hannuna na laguda ɗuwawunta, na lumshe idanu, sannan na rungumeta ta baya, na soma goga mata burata dake cikin wando akan manyan ɗuwawunta, ta gaba kuma na cafko nonuwanta ina latsawa.
Sadiya kawai kallona take ta kasa cewa komai, sai naji tana ɗan nishi sama-sama ummmmh washhh' tace " ashe kaima kanajin abinda nake ji a kanka " nace " Da gaske kina sha'awa ta?" tace " kullum sai nayi sha'awarka, idan kuma abin ya isheni saina soka yatsuna cikin durina inyi ta caccaka har saina kawo da hoton fuskarka a raina. Nima dai wasu lokutan inason cin durin sadiya, kawai dai ina ɓoye kwaɗayina ne a fili.
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Cin durin sadiya 2
Saida muka ɗan daɗe muna mamular juna, sannan na saketa, sai tace " Yaushe zaka cini Please " nace gaskiya Ni banada wajen da zamu je har na samu damar cin gindinki, amma bansaniba kota wajenki, sai tace " Zamu iya haɗuwa a gidan yayana dake sabuwar unguwa" nace mezai hana indai ba matsala, sadiya tace aiba wata matsala, amma duk da haka ya kamata mu haɗu da daddare kaji saluhu.
Nace mata kamar a ina kenan tace" a lokon yan soyayya " nace to shikenan ba matsala kamar ƙarfe tara mu haɗu acan,
Lokon yan soyayya wani lungu ne wanda yake da hanyoyi guda biyu amma baa fiye wucewa da lungun ba, kuma tsukakke ne, a shekarun baya anan yawanci akeyin hirar soyayya tsakanin masoya, to saboda an ɗanyi ruguzau shiyasa yanzu aka ɗan tsuke lokon, amma da yanada girma.
Nan fa mugun son cin durin sadiya ya ƙara shiga raina, Kamar yadda muka tsara misalin ƙarfe tara na dare na nufi lokon yan soyayya, bayan na kimtsa nayi wanka, inata ƙamshin turare, bayan na ƙarasa na samu waje mai kyau na zauna, ina zaune ina jiran sadiya, saiko na hango wata kyakkyawar mace cikakkiya mai matuƙar jan hankali, ta tunkaro inda nake, nan fa kallona ya koma kanta domin wasu kaya ta saka masu kalar shuɗi, sun zauna a jikinta sosai, ƙirar dirinta mai siffar coca-cola ta ƙara bayyana a fili, kai malam ubangiji yayi halittar rufsa-rufsan nonuwa wajen, tafiya take suna wani jijjiga jib-jib tamkar ana turasu sama ana dawo ƙasa. Gaba ɗaya na ruɗe ina cewa " kai gaskiya wannan ba sadiya bace, anya kuwa, domin bata kai haka kyau ba " inata sambatu ni kaɗai, Haba ai saida ta matso kusa dani sannan na tabbata kuma na yadda da abinda idona yake hangowa ɗazu. Saboda tsabagen dimaucewa bansan lokacin dana tashi tsaye ba, gamida ce mata " um Ina wuni " sai ta kalleni " ina wuni kuma? " banason zolaya, nifa da gaske gaishe da ita nayi, saida tayi maganan zolaya sannan na dawo daidai, nan fa na soma yi mata kirari, ina hura mata kunnuwa, ita kuma sai wani ƙara hura hanci take duk da banyi ƙarya a abinda nake gaya ba.
Kai dole cin durin sadiya ya haukata ni, tunda gashi tun yanzu na soma fita a hayyacina, wayyyo daɗi !! nan fa tasa lausasan hannunta ta turani jikin bango, ta maƙalƙale ni jikin bango, nan fa naji kaina wani sanyi na shigata, Domin nuna-nunan luƙa-luƙan nonuwanta na kan ƙirjina ga duminsu da laushinsu yana shigata, ta dinga sumbatana wayyo daɗi har har cikin burata, a yayin da take zuttt zutt kamar taci babu, haka sadiya tasa hannu ta cafko burata ta dinga murzawa gami da shafa kan kaciyar, na ƙara susucewa ina nishi Ashhh oshhh, ina lumshe idanu, ai kafin wani lokaci tuni na gama fita daga cikin hankalina.
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Cin durin sadiya 3
Ai cin durin sadiya nima na soma da hannuna, ina shafa kan durinta mai mugun taushi, yadda kasan ina shafa katifar da aka saka cikin ruwan mai, hannuna ya rinƙa maiƙo, ina ɗan sossoka mata yatsa cikin gindin ina ɗan caccakawa, tana wani nishin daɗi yayinda nake tsotse harshenta da shanye bakin, haka take yimin wannan nishi Ashhh oshhh a baki, Ni kuma ina ɗan zura mata harshe cikin bakin tana tsotsewa, kai cin durin sadiya da yatsa yasa harna soma tsiyaya ban soka bura ba, to amma da yake a loko muke, ban samu damar yin hakan ba, inaji ina gani na bar cin durin sadiya ya wuce Ni.
Sai dai na tsotsi nonuwa yadda ya kamata, na wanke fuska dasu, laushinsu ya shiga har cikin kwanyata, haka na cusa kan nonuwanta masu ɗan tauri da taushi cikin baki ina tsotsayesu ina gogewa akan haƙora na, washhh' daɗi , daɗi ba'a saka masa rana domin na karbi rabona ba kaɗan ba, duk da ban samu cin durin sadiya ba amma na kawo yayi sau uku a cikin hannunta.
Sadiya haka za kaga tana zillo tana kyarma, tana feshin ruwa kamar tekun daya ɓalle, pant ɗinta saida ya jiƙe shar-kaf kamar amsa masa ruwan koko a wanke. Haka muka more a wannan dare, da niyyar gobe za muje gidan yayanta Zubairu domin muci gindi, Nace a raina" yanzu-ma ji yadda na more, inaga na samu cin durin sadiya ai abin sai yafi haka".
Washe gari sojojin gidan-mu suka tashe ni tun asuba, wato ƙannena Hassan da Hussaini, yaran-nan shegun jairai ne domin sun buwayi kowa a gidan-mu, ita kanta Mamanmu wani lokacin ido take sa musu, niko ubansu nake ci, saidai ina matuƙar ƙaunarsu. Tofa a wannan asubashi ina kwance naji saukar ruwa a fuskata, nayi fir-gi-git gami da buɗe ido, kawai nayi arba dasu suna dariya, na tashi na biyu da gudu kafin nayi wani motsi tuni sun faɗa ɗakin baba, haka na bisu ciki, da shigata Baba yace shi ya turasu, su tasheni nayi Sallah, haka dai na rabu dasu, amma ban haƙura ba, dan sai naci ubansu dole idan uban nasu ya fita.
wayyo mama wayyo mama, ƙaran kukan Hassan da Hussaini kenan lokacin dana tarfasu da safe da bulalata, kafin kace me tuni saiga mama, tana zuwa ta tureni, nace " duk kunbi kun ɓata yaran-nan, kuma bakwason a gyara su" ta janye ya'yanta sukayi waje.
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Cin durin sadiya last
Na daiyi maganinsu gobe ma mutum ya kuma, Misalin ƙarfe biyar da rabi na yamma naga kiran sadiya, na ɗaga take faɗan ai harta ƙarasa, kuma tana jirana, Sharp Sharp na kimtsa nayi waje, na hau adaidaita har sabuwar unguwa, na sauka, tayimin kwatance na ƙarasa har ƙofar gida, yau-ma a gimbiyarta ta fito tasha kwalliya yadda ya kamata, saidai kan kishin gayama. Wani falo muka shiga haɗaɗɗe, dukda bashi da girma amma ya tsaru ga doguwar kujera daidai hawan mutum biyu, "daidai cin durin sadiya kenan " sannan kuma ga ƙanana a gefe, ga wani ƙamshi ya cika falon, ƙamshin abinci da kuma na turaren wuta.
Muka ci muka sha yadda ya kamata, kamar wasu ango da amarya. Cikin mintuna goma sha tara sai ga wani nishi na tashi cikin falo, Ashhh oshhh !!! ina sonka Saluhu cigaba da tsotsa, a wannan lokacin ban soma cin durin sadiya ba amma na bajeta kuma na gwale cinyoyinta akan wannan doguwar kujera, na soka mata harshe cikin wawakeken gindinta inata faman tsotsayeshi ina ɗan jan Belin gindinta, ina sakinsa ina tsotsa, haba ai yadda kasan an kunna inji domin irin gurnanin da sadiya take kenan, wani "yinnny" usshhyyy" na wanzu ina cigaba da shan gindinta ga wani ruwa na gangarowa ina shanyeshi ina soka yatsa cikin gindin ina caccaka, ushhhh yauwa yaya soka dai, cini dai, soka dai cini dai wayyo daɗi Ashhh" yau na zama yaya. haka na cigaba da cin durin sadiya da yatsa saida ta jiƙe sosai, sannan na zare yatsuna.
Naja da baya na saita burata ƙofar kogon gindinta, na lubga mata wutsiya ku-bu-but canɓal na soma tafka mata gwatso kikif-kikif cikin gindinta nan fa muka dinga yiwa junanmu gwatso Chakwal-chakwal tana turomin gindinta ina tura mata bura ciki, haka na haye samanta ina durmiya mata bura, sai burata ta nutse can ciki, sai kaji tayi wani ihuuu " ishhhhh!!x " sai ina Zariya in Kara maidawa, nan fa ruwa tashi sama yana feshe Ni, ban tsaya da cin durin sadiya ba na cigaba da aiki, baji ba gani, na juyata tayimin goho nasa hannuna na kamo kafadarta na riƙe sosai na soma buga mata gwatsoo cikin kwarmin gindinta, cin durin sadiya nake ba ƙaukautawa, saida ta rinƙa ihu tana faɗin zata mutu, sannan na rage gwatsoo, haka nayi ta cika mata gindi da ruwan burar-na, ruwa har tsartuwa yake waje saboda kogon lubiyar durin ya cika taf.
