Cin duri a gona part 1
Mutanen gari suna harkokinsu yan kasuwa na kasuwa ma'aikatan gwamnati da sauran masu aiyuka iri-iri suna wajen aiyukansu, ni kuma Kamal ina gida ina wanki domin wallahi duka kayana sunyi datti, cikin wankina ina yan waƙe-waƙe na sai naji shigowar babanmu ya dawo daga wajen aiki, nace Daddy barka da dawowa yace yauwa kamal wanki kake nace wallahi. Bari nima na kawo ma wasu kala na ɗaya ka ɗan cuɗamin su, nace to, zakayi guga aiko nace eh bayan na gama zanyi guga.
Labarin cin duri a gona labari ne wanda abokina yake bani lokacin da muka haɗu, bayan na gama wanki na shiga ɗaki, Nabila ƙanwata ta kawomin abinci naci na ƙoshi na ɗan huta a haka bacci ya ɗaukeni, domin akwai gajiya a jikina nine ban farka ba sai bayan la'asar haka na haɗo kayan nan na gogesu domin nayi sa'a an kawo wuta.
Nayi wanka naci gaye na kafta turare sannan nayi masallaci domin lokacin yayi, na shiga liman yai aikinsa daga nan ban zame ko ina ba sai gidansu abokina Lawan, ina zuwa na shige nayi sallama na gaishe da innar-su sannan na wuce ɗakinsa, my guy ashe kana ciki yace wallahi ka ganni nan shigowa ta gidan kenan baba ne ya aikeni wajen wani mutum da karɓo masa kuɗi.
Nace da fatan ka same shi yace eh na sameshi har ya bani na kawo masa, jiya fa na dawo daga ƙauyen su kakana, nace ah! kace gari yayima daɗi shiyasa kayi kwana goma, wallahi kuwa kamar ka sani ba kaɗan ba musamman da yake lokacin damina ne, komai ya kawo kai wani lokacin har gona ake zuwa dani, kuma ni kasan ba aikin gona na iya ba, saidai idan munje in kallesu suna aikin gonarsu amma ba abinda na iya, kuma baka koya ba, yayi wata dariya hhh🤣 kai mezan koya wahalar kai kaga da yadda suke aikin ne.
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Cin duri a gona part 2
Lawan ya tashi bari ma na kawo maka tsaraba ya nufi ɗakin innarsa, Ni kuma cewa nayi a raina lallai Lawan ɗan iska ne kai har kaje gona kaki kama magirbi ko baka iya ba aika gwada, ya dawo yana dariya yana dafa hannu dayin ihu ! nace kai malam lafiya yace lafiya mana a lokacin daya miƙomin gyaɗa a cikin kwano, na karɓa yace haba wani abu na tuna wallahi, na matso kusa dani yace malam cin duri a gona duniya ne.
Nace kai !! kaji ɗan iska ko a ina ka samu kayan ruwa na banza haka, yace hmm kaidai bari, nace kai wane irin na bari ai kawai bani nasha, ya ɗaga hannu muka tafa 👋 yace shiyasa nake ji dakai ɗan gidana baka bari labari ya wuce ka. Nan fa Lawan ya gyara zama domin bani labarin cin duri a gona.
Gari ne mai kyakkyawan sararin samaniya mai haske da ƙananan giza-gizai, duk da garin ba wani babba bane amma ba zaka ce masa ƙauye futuk ba, domin kuwa akwai tituna na kwalta da motoci da hawa dana haya, sannan akwai gidade masu kyau ba laifi, bayan mai mota ya saukeni na goya jakata na kama gidan kakannina haba malam nan fa yan ƙauyen nan suka dinga kallona wallahi yadda su haɗiye ni domin sunga gaye ɗan birni, dama gashi ɗau wanka nayi fes ga hulata zanna bukar tasha wanki tana sheƙi ga shadda ta gani ta faɗa, kai dama fa nifa da shirina naje ƙauyen dan in yaƙe su.
Idan baka sani ba kayan dana ke sakawa idan zanje kamu ko wani event anan gida su na tafi dasu, wato kayana da ƙarƙashin akwati, bai baka ga yan'mata ba har wani leƙowa suke daga cikin gida suna kallona wai ga ɗan gayu ya shigo gari suna neman Allah ya basu sa'a nace inason wata, ni kuma ko kallo basu isheni ba domin tafiyata na cigaba a haka har ƙofar gidan goggo ina zuwa na cusa kai cikin gida.
Salama alaikum tsaf yayinda goggo ke fitowa daga ɗakinta, tace wa'alaika salam ah! ah! ah! mezan gani haka, yau Lawwali ne a gidan namu, nayi mata dariya gamida tafiya gun da take, ina zuwa naja mata ɗan-kwali nace goggota domin wasan da muke kenan nidai kakata, kafin kace me tuni gidan ya cika da mutane makwabtansu na shigowa ganina waiga ɗan gidan Mairo yazo, tun ina jindaɗi har suka soma ɓatamin rai, haka na cigaba da yaƙe kada su gane.
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Cin duri a gona part 3
Bayan kamar mintuna talatin kowa ya watse muna hira da goggo na bata abinda na kai musu, ta zubomin tuwo ta kawomin wata sabuwar damammiyar fura, na manta da tuwon-nan na kafci fura, kasan ni ko gida bana cin tuwo bare kuma tuwon ƙauye, nace idan baka ci tuwon ƙauye ba ai kayi cin duri a gona ko, shi ba gindin ƙauye bane, yayi dariya kaji ka ko shashasha to aishi ainafin gindi daban ne, nace ɗan iska muje zuwa.
Haba ina cikin shan furar nan ba sai naji sallama ba, wata zankaɗeɗiyar budurwa fara jajir da ita ta shigo gidan goggo ba, yarinyar-nan kana ganinta kaga yar fulani muka haɗa idanu naga ta yimin murmushi 😊. Bura uba naji hanjina ya kaɗa domin wata siririyar wushirya ce ta bayyana a bakinta, kai yarinyar-nan badai kyau ba domin ita wannan tafi ƙarfin kyau saidai kyau-ma kyau-ma, ka kalleni tace ina wuni? wallai da ƙyar na ɗaga baki nace lafiya. Kai nifa gabana har faɗuwa yake domin tunani nake koma aljana ce, da sauri kuwa nace goggo ! ta fito tace au Asiya ce, tace wallahi goggo kuma kin tsaya anan sai kace baƙuwa, tace ai nayi tunanin bakyanan shiyasa.
Ta wuce ta gabana ta shiga ɗakin goggo, sai goggo tacemin ka gane wannan nace a'a tace Asiya ce fa yar gidan malam Alasan maƙwaftanmu nace oh! malam Alasan ɗan fulani tace " eh shi " nace haba shiyasa na ganta fara sak ruwan fulani, goggo tayi dariya ta koma ɗaki, ta bata abinda tazo karɓa Asiya ta fito da nufin fita daga cikin gida.
An gaya ma mahaukaci ne ni ai tuni na bita wajen domin itama na fuskanci kamar tsorona take, tana gabana tana tafiya jar-uba kai kaga wasu mulmulallun ɗuwawu suna wani walai-walai suna ruƙub-ruƙub da rangaji jif-jif a hakan fa tasa hijabi inda ace ba hijabi nasan tun a lokacin zan suma, saina kira sunanta ta juyo ta tsaya tana kallona kawai naji wani abu a raina, zuciyata har neman tsayawa take domin nayi tozali da nonuwanta yanzu sosai gasu akan ƙirjinta ruƙum-ruƙum dasu gasu tandan-tandan a mulmule.
Kai ko ba'a faɗa ba kasan nonuwanta dole suyi laushi, nace mata kin ganeni kuwa tace wallahi na ganeka tun ɗazu dana shiga, kaine dai baka gane ni ba, ka tuna lokacin da muke zuwa kiwo tare muna yara idan kawo garin-nan nace wallahi duka na tuna komai.
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Cin duri a gona part 4
Tun daga wannan rana na samu ƙawa, domin kusan koda yaushe muna tare, haba wayyo daɗi ayyyshhh!! kullum abinda nakeji kenan idan ina kallon tsayayyun nonuwanta, kawai saina ji inama ta buɗemin gindi in ɗan caccaka mata bura, kullum amma haka nake kannewa ina kauda kai saboda tsaro.
Washe garin rana ta huɗu ina kwance ƙarfe bakwai na safe naji ana tashina daga bacci, naji juyi ina uwuhm goggo tace fito mana Asiya ce yazo neman ka, ai kamar an watsamin ruwan sanyi nayi zumbur na tashi gamida fitowa, muka haɗa idanu tayimin murmushi ☺️ ina kwana, lafiya nace mata, na nufo inda take.
Tace kasan me yau fa gona zaka rakani roron wake, nayi mata murmushi 😊 nace yanzu kuwa bari na shirya na saka wata doguwar jallabiyyata muka wuce. Muna tafiya muna hira har muna ɗan gogar jikin juna, muna tafiya har muka fita wajen gari, can sai naji tace nasan bakasan gonar ba ko? bari na shiga gaba kawai ta wuce gaba, wohohoh!!!!!! jar-uba;!!!!! naga ta ɗage hijabinta sama ta baya nayi wani fir-gi-git yayinda rufsa-rufsan ɗuwawunta suka wani buntsulo waje suna wani walai-walai.
Tana tafiya tana yimin magana cikin wata ƙaramar murya mai tada sha'awa, ɗuwawun nan yana wani rausaya gasu da tsini sai wani lugub lugub sukeyi, da alamu za suyi mugun taushi, tana cigaba da kaɗasu ai nan take na fuskanci ina ta dosa, wato tana buƙatar cin gindi kawai shine.
Ina bayan nan na ɗan matsa kusa da ɗuwaiwan taɓal-taɓal na ɗora hannuna kan tudunsa washhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! hannuna naji kawai ya wani lumtsume ciki, domin kuwa ƙara wani kaɗasu tayi da sauri ta juyo muka haɗa ido, tayi dariya ashe dai ka gane me nakeso, nace kome kikeso kin samu.
Ai tun a hanya muka soma more rayuwar-mu domin kuwa kama ɗuwawunta nayi ina ɗan murzawa gamida lumshe idanu, ina ɗan tsosar wuyanta tareda goga bakina kan yan matasan nonuwanta, nan fa naga tana ɗauke wuta tana rurrungumeni gamida lumshe ido tana nishi ashhh!, hannuna nakan ɗuwawunta ina mulmulawa ina ɗan sossoka hannu tsakankanin ɗuwawun, a haka dai muka isa gona.
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Cin duri a gona last part
Buhun ta muka taho dashi ta shimfiɗa mana acan tsakiyar gonar inda gero duk ya girma yayi duhu wajen, kafin na fara cin duri gona saida na ƙara dubawa ko wane ɓangare gabas da yamma kudu da arewa saboda tsaro badan tsoro ba, shiru kake ji domin ba kowa.
Haka na bajeta akan buhun nan na soma tuɓe mata kaya, nonuwanta suka fara bayyana a daure cikin rigar nononta duk sun kumbura sunyi suntum-suntum kan nonuwan suma sunyi tuƙu-tuƙu gasu da tsini, tuni na turasu cikin bakina sur na soma tsotsayesu ina zare zanenta shima pant ɗinta na cireshi saiga ɗan ƙaramin ƙofar gutsunta ayyyyyshhh daɗi harda wani ɗan guntun gashi a sama.
Nan-fa na fara shafata ina laguda ko ina da ina na jikinta jar-uba wani gurnani take uwwshhhhhhh!!! gaskiya yarinyar-nan muguwar sha'awa ke gareta domin kan kace kwabo tuni ta gama haukacewa duka ta fita a hayyacinta, sai wani juye-juye take kamar wacce ake yankawa ta saki ko ina, ina shan agwalumar nononta, ashhhhhh ina ƙara tsotse kan nonuwanta masu taushi da santsi.
Na ɗora hannuna kan leɓen durinta ina shafawa oishhh ayyyshhh oisshhhh!!!! tana wani lumshe idanu da gurnani Uwwwshh!!! nima na cire kayana gaba ɗaya yayinda burata ta miƙe zangamgam, duk abinda nake Asiya idonta a rufe tana wani rintse idanu tana nishi Ashhhhhhhh!!!!!! ishhhhhhh!!!!.
Na saita lafceciyar burata cikin ƙaramin gindinta ta tura cikin ɗan ƙaramin ƙofar gutsunta ayyyyyshhh ishhhhh ta saki wani ƙara lokacin naji burata na sulalewa ciki amma tana ɗan cijewa saboda tsukakken durin aiko na ɗan ƙara mata ƙarfi ta shige sululuf, a hankali na soma gantsara mata gwatso kif. kif. kif. ji kake chakwal-cakwal yana tashi.
Na kwanta gaba ɗaya a kanta na rufeta duka, na dinga zuba mata bura kikif-kikif kikif-kikif kikif-kikif canɓal canɓal yayinda take gurnani Uwwwshh asyyyyyyyyyyyshhhhhhhhhh!!! tana turomin gindin ina caccaka mata gwatsoo fat-fat fat fat wayyo daɗi ayyyshhh nan fa daɗi ya soma shiga ziyartar ƙwaƙwalwata ina wani gurnani Uwwwshh hushhhh!!!! cinta kawai nake babu ƙauƙautawa ga burata ta cika bututun gindinta, ina cusa mata tsuliya sosai-sosai yayinda muke gurnani Uwwwshh oosiiis, ina cin duri a gona sosai ba abinda kakeji illa ƙaran shigar burata cikin ɗan gindinta.
Ihu muke sosai ina cigaba da cin duri a gona, kamar ana zuba ruwa haka gindinta ke fitar da wani farin ruwa, yayinda take karkaɗa gindin burata na shigewa tana gurnani ashhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! oiiiishhhhhhhhhh!!!!! a haka muka fara kawowa ta rinƙa karkarwa tana ƙyarma tana Ashhh oshhh!!!! zuttt zutt zut ruwa na dukan kaciyar burata cikin gindinta, nima ina kwarara mata ruwan ɗumi galan galan cikin kogon durinta 😋 cewa take washhh'wayyyo ashhhhh Lawwali soka dai ban gama jin daɗin ba cigaba da cinta nake cewa take washhh'wayyyo uwwwsss!!!!.
Na faɗa gefe ina haki da numfarfashi abin-nan akwai daɗi wato cin duri a gona bayan mun huta mukayi roron wake sannan muka koma gida.
Haka washe gari ma muka koma ranar kuwa tayimin wani samfurin kyakkyawar GOHO na caccaka mata bura a cikin durinta yadda ya kamata, cin duri a gona yafi rufin asiri domin bame takura maka.
Lawan yace kaga kamal a yanzu haka tunanin Asiya nake badan makaranta ba wallahi da ƙauye zan koma, amma yanzu ma bari ayi hutu, nace gaskiya kana holewa nima da zan samu da na ɗana cin duri a gona saidai bamu da yan uwa a ƙauye. Na fice gida saida safe.
