Aci duri - matar yaya 1
Wannan labari na ACI DURI labari ne akan wani yaro matashi mai suna FaruĆ™ mai zabgegiyar bura wattpad, yayi jarabawar utme wato jamb sannan ya nemi admission a Garin Kano cikin sa'a faruĆ™ ya sami abinda ya keso, ana saura kwana É—aya zai tafi ne yaje domin yin bankwanan masoya gun ustaziyar budurwarsa, yaro bai dawo yanda ya jeba, domin a daren ta koya masa salon ACI DURI, Tohfa.
Ita dai wannan yarinya mai suna zaituna irin yan matan nan ne masu tashen balaga, waɗanda suke tsammanin ko babban namiji, ba zai iya tsinana musu komai ba wajen aci duri, gata abu kaɗan yake tayar mata da sha'awa, idan kuwa sha'awarta ta motsa, to ba abinda take ta ragewa kanta face ƙwaƙular gindi, ta ci kanta da ɗan yatsarta. Amma sai dai kash yan gidansu basa da sani akan wannan ɗabi'a ta zaituna wato ta aci duri, domin a anguwar su malama ake ce mata. Yau cikar sati biyu kenan da haɗuwar faruƙ da zaituna har suka ƙulla soyayya kuma a wannan rana ce yazo yi mata bankwana. Kamar yadda suka saba idan yazo, suna zama ne a sit room ɗin gidansu zaituna, wato ɗakin saukar baƙi. Yau ma haka akayi, ta kawo masa ruwa da ɗan abin taɓa wa, suka fara hira anan ne yake gaya mata " baby na gobe zan wuce makaranta " cikin kaɗuwa zaituna tace " Amma baka faɗa min ba sai yau, gaskiya banji daɗi ba, sai kace baka damu da ni ba " , faruƙ yace " wallahi ba haka bane kinsan abin wani lokaci sai yazo daf sannan muma muke sani, amma kiyi haƙuri, ba za'a ƙara ba ".
To fah! tun a wannan lokaci zaituna ta rinƙa yi masa abubuwan da bata taɓa yi masa ba, ta kama hannunshi tana shafa shi a hankali a hankali, bai ankara ba sai yaji kiss a bakinsa, abinka da yaro matashi ya fara biye mata. Nan fa labari yasha ban-bam, zaituna ta samu abinda ta keso, ta kama harshensa ta rinƙa tsotsa kamar ta samu alewa, shima yana tsotsar nata, tasa hannu ta kamo kan kaciyarsa tana lagudawa gami da liliyata tana wasa da ita, faruƙ ya rinƙa nishi sama-sama yana " ashh:! ushh! " . Ya cafko yan matasan nonuwanta ya fara laguɓawa yana ɗan turasu sama yana dawowa ƙasa, taushin Nonuwan nan sai ƙara ɗibarsa cikin kogin daɗi suke. Abu kamar wasa sai gasu a zindir, zaituna ta kama kan faruƙ, ta tura shi daidai saitin ƙofar gindinta ta banƙaro ƙugunta saiga durinta a bakin faruƙ, ya rinƙa lasar gindin yana tsotsa tsut-tsut zaituna ta rinƙa ƙara sama-sama " wahh! ashh! haas! ". faruƙ yaji haƙurinsa ya gaza, ya turata jikin bango gami da gwale cinyoyinta ya soka mata bura cikin duri, " wayyyo aci duri daɗi " haka zaituna ta gaya, ya rinƙa yi mata gwatso cikin gindin pat-pat-pat ƙarar haɗuwan cinyoyi. Zaituna ta cigaba da bankaɗo duri faruƙ yana soka bura tana shigewa tana fitowa, gumi ya rufe su gaba ɗaya sai faman zufa suke, kai aci duri badai daɗi ba haka ya faɗa, lokacin da yake kawowa a akan zanen zaituna. " Me yasa ka cire " zaituna ta tambaya . " babyna kinaso mu shiga damuwa ne " tace a'a. Suka huta sannan sukayi sallama zaituna tayi masa wani zazzafan kiss a kumatu tareda faɗin " i love You " ya mayar mata da martanin " I love You too ".
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Aci duri - antyn faruĆ™ 2
A haka dai, da tunanin zaituna faruĆ™ yayi tafiyar, inda ya sauka a gidan yayansa, wato yayansa da matarsa aurene irin na yan boko sukayi, dan shi yayansa saida yayi masters a Ć™asar Germany, ita kuma matarsa saida ta kammala jami’ar ilorin, gaba É—ayansu saida suka fara É—an manyanta, yayin da 0gan mazantakarsa ta fara raguwa, kullum aikin office yake É—auke masa hankali baya ko duban gabansa, ko sunyi jima'i da zaran yayi yan mintuna yake kawo ruwa shaa, idan ya biya bukatarsa ya sauka abinsa, ita kuma matar ko oho.
Ana cikin wannan yanayi ne, ƙaninsa Faruƙ yazo karatu kano, kuma a gidansu zai zauna, w0h0h0 kome zai faru?. Mu tara mu gani.
Wanka suka shiga, shi yayi mata wankan sai mannewa da shishshige masa jiki take har ta jirkita masa lissafi, ya mannata da bangon bayin ya dinga bin nonuwanta yana matsasu gami da murzasu. Anty an samu abinda a keso anbar shagwaɓa ana ƙara tura masa nonuwan nan tareda nishin daɗi.
Saka nonuwanta baki yayi yana tsotsa kamar yadda ya saba, hannunta kuma riƙe da zabgegiyar burarsa tana shafeta da kumfar sabulu, hannunta na yawo har takan burar, hannunsa cike da kumfa ya kai durinta yana wanke mata yana ɗan gurzan wajan a hankali, salon nishin ya canza dan an taɓo gidan daɗin, duk suka ƙara rikicewa su biyun.
Babu abinda ya keso kamar yaji burarshi a gindinta, da dabara ya dawo dasu gun shower (shaya) ruwan na sauka a jikinsu suna manne da juna, sai da ya tabbatar babu sauran kumfa a jikinsu, ya kinkimeta a hannu har gado ya shimfiÉ—eta, ya kama sandar burarsa yana turawa kofar gindin,"ahhh aci duri! waaash"… tayi wani É—an guntun ihuuu tana Ć™anĆ™ameshi, idanuwanta a lumshe.
Fara aika mata gwatso yayi, yana shiga yana fita duniyatul-daulatul daɗinta, aci duri yake sosai yana zungura mata bura, tun yanayi da ƙarfinsa har takai da ƙyar yake bugawa, yayin da ita a sannan ta fara jindaɗin cin durin. Yana wani gurnani " Hmm! hmm!" kamar zaki. Ya kuma ƙanƙameta sai tsul-tsul yana juye mata ruwa a duri.
Bayan ya gama kawowa ya sauka daga kanta, ya baje ƙasa yana mayar da numfashin daɗi, ganin ya baje haka sai tayi saurin hawa kansa, saboda tasan halin kayanta yanzu sai yayi bacci ita bata gama gamsuwa ba, ta lalubi bura cikin mamaki. Taji bura ta kwanta kamar mushen macijiya, ta koma kamar girman yatsa.
Cikin takaici ta sauka daga kansa, ta koma gefen gado tana tunanin wannan lamari, ta rasa abinyi, dan badan yana ɗakinta ba, da cikin daren nan sai taje ɗakin Faruƙ ya ƙarasa abinda yayansa ya fara. Haka dai ta kwanta cike da damuwa, yayin da gogan naka bai masan tana yi ba, tuntuni yayi nisa da bacci.
Kashe gari da rana Faruƙ ya dawo daga makaranta, bai taɓa dawowa da rana ba sai yau. Tun da yayi Sallama, Anty ta amsa sallamar daga kitchen, ba kamar kullum ba da yake jiyo muryarta daga dakinta.
Cire manyan kayan sama yayi na jikinsa, ya bar zuwa gajeren wando, sannan ya nufi zuwa kitchen, dai-dai ƙofar yayi birki yana kallonta, taji motsinsa amma ta kasa juyawa saboda kunyar kayan dake jikinta, wata arniyar vest ce ta saka, wacce ko ta baya ana hango gefen nonuwanta, sannan iya cibiya wannan vest ta tsaya, ta ƙasa kuma -bonshot- ce wato duk manyan cinyoyinta a fili suke. Ta cigaba da yanka abinda take yankawa kamar ba tasan yana kallonta ba.
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Aci duri - antyn faruĆ™ 3
A hankali ya Ć™araso izuwa bayanta tareda kama kwankwasonta cikin salo yace “Anty nazo taya ki girki”,
“Thank you” ta bashi amsa ba tareda ta juyo ba,
“Uhm” yayi ajiyar zuciya sannan ya É—anyi rawa da kansa, “Haba, Anty wai fushin me kikeyi dani, ina É—an Ć™aramin yaro?” yace, tareda da tsurawa É—uwaiwanta idanu waÉ—anda har pant ya bayyana ta saĆ™ar vest É—in, Nan burarsa ta cika wando tana huci.
“Saboda "baka iya komi ba” ta bashi amsa kai tsaye,
“Haba anty, bayan guduwa kikayi ban gama nuna miki ba” ya faÉ—i haka cikin sanyin murya,
“Ohh! Ya bazan tafi ba, bayan na kula ba kasan amfanin sandar girman ka ba” ta faÉ—a sannan ta waigo sukayi ido huÉ—u cikin nasa,
Murmushi ya saki irin na jaruman maza, yace “ Anty kenan indai wannan ne karki damu sai kin gaji dashi” ya faÉ—a yana É—aga mata gira. Harararsa tayi, wai irin ya rainata É—in nan. Ta Ć™ara juya mishi baya kamar farko, a zuci kuma tace " taya za’a yi na gaji da bura' tab!! "
Sai faruĆ™ ya matsa dab da ita sosai, ya É—ora hannuwansa a gefen cikinta, inda yar vest É—in bata rufe ba, yana shafata da tafin hannunsa, wandonsa wanda ya gama kumbura ya manne da É—uwawunta, a hankali yake gogarta dashi, sannan yasa fuskarsa a wuyanta, ya fiddo harshe yana lasar wuyan.
Tayi lamo kamar kyanwa, gami da sakar masa Jikinta ta kwanto kanta sama tana nishi a hankali, idanuwanta lumshe dan ita koda yaushe dama cike take da sha’awar faruĆ™, ahh! uhm.. ta furta " i love this " cikin raÉ—a.
Hannayensa akan cikinta yana shafata a hankali, ya fara tura hannunsa cikin vest ɗin, washh! ya cafko nonuwanta yana lagudawa, tana ƙara banƙarewa da motsa manyan ɗuwaiwanta dake liƙe da burarsa tana gogar ɗuwawun, burarsa na ratsawa har tsakankaninta ɗuwawun wassshh! umm.. take faɗa gami da ƙara jin daɗi.
Faruƙ bai gushe ba yana lagudar manya-manyan nonuwan nan nata, sannan ya dawo da hannunsa ƙasa, ya fara shafo saman durinta wanda keda gashi kaɗan. Ya cigaba da tura hannu har yakai ƙofar gindinta, nan fa Anty tayi wani zillo tace " washh! daɗi ". ya kama ɗan saman farar yana luguiguitawa da janta a hankali idonsa a lumshe. Daɗi na kai masa har cikin kwanya, Faruƙ ya rungume antinsa gami da sungume ta a ƙirjinsa izuwa ɗakinta, Sabon nishaɗi na cigaba da kwaranya zuciyar anty.
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Aci duri - antyn faruĆ™ Last
Da zuwan faruƙ ya bajeta kan gado tayi ɗai-ɗai kan gado, ya haye ta sukayi kamar yadda ake ɗora buhu a kasuwa ɗaya yayi rub da ciki kan ɗaya, ya fara sumbatar ko ina a Jikinta, tun daga tsakiyar cinyoyinta yake kiss har izuwa ƙirjinta, ya soka kan nononta a baki yana tsotsa yana nishi, ga hannunshi akan durinta yana lallasa belin durin, anty ba abinda ke fita daga bakinta sai " Ashhh!! ishhhhh!! ".
Bayan wasu lokuta suna wasa da juna, sai faruƙ ya a shiga gidan alfarma ya soka Burarsa ciki ta shiga tayi iyo, tana fitowa bakin ƙofa yana ƙara mayar da ita nan fa ɗakin ya cika da nishin daɗi " washhh' 00!! Ahhhhshh !!! hushhhh!!! " anty tana yi faruƙ, ta gefe guda kuma suna sumbata gami da tsotsar juna.
Can faruƙ ya nisa sannan yace " antyna zanso kiyimin goho dan na ciki har saikin kawo ", bai gama rufe baki ba sai ganin sunƙuma-sunƙuman ɗuwaiwai ya gani a gabanshi suna wani kaɗawa bul-bul, ya kama bura ya shafata a saman ɗuwawun sannan yabi da ita ta ƙasa har zuwa cikin kogon durin anty, ya hau sabon gwatso yana cinta a cikin salon iyawa da sarrafa mace.
Ta rinƙa ihu-ihun daɗi tana ƙara turon ɗuwaiwan sai ji kake pat-pat-pat ƙaran haɗuwar cinyoyin da ɗuwaiwai. Anty taji mararta ta fara ƙullewa nan fa ta ƙara dagewa tana turo ɗuwawunta tana cewa " Karka tsaya cini da ƙarfi cini da ƙarfi " . Faruƙ ya dinga tura mata gwatso sai anty ta Fara "washhhhshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!" uhhhhhhhwwwwwwww!!! " ahhhhhhh!! " daɗi iiiii. saiga wani farin Ruwa na feshe burar faruƙ yayi mata wanka, faruƙ ya cigaba da tura bura cikin kogon gindin anty shima sai zut-zut ya tsiyaya ruwan daɗi ya cika mata duri tas da ruwa har yana malalowa ƙasa.
Anty da faruƙ suna hau bacci suka manta da girki a kitchen har ya ƙone, bayan isa 100 watt power electric cooker ta kashe kanta. Basu tashi ba sai bayan laasar.
End of Labarin aci duri na antyn faruĆ™.
