Yadda naci kakata part 1
Labarin yadda naci kakata Hajiya Maijidda, wacce kusan zata Yi Sa'a da kakata rakiya.
Wata rana na dawo daga kasuwa, na shiga gida nayi wanka, na fito fes-fes dani, to kasan gaye duk yadda yaci wanka tofa burge mata yake, gani ɗan dogo dani, wankan tarwaɗa ga Kyakkyawan jiki Allah ya bani, domin kuwa inada siffofin da mata suke matuƙar buƙata wajen jima'i musamman faffaɗan ƙirji.
A wannan rana kuwa dama tun kafin wayewa gari, wato daren jiya anyimin askina mai kyau, na yan gayu -side cuts- askin ya hau kaina, ga gyaran fuska, hakan yasa kyawuna ya ƙara bayyana sosai. Tafiyar da nake shine da nufin zuwa unguwar su abokina Auwal domin na ɗan rage lokacin, ina cikin tafiya, sai na biyo ta wata hanya, Ni dai hankalina gaba ɗaya yaka kan hanyar dana ke bi.
Ɓam-vam naji HON ɗin mota a baya na, da juyawa naga wata mota ƙirar Mercedes Benz 01, wata mata ta leƙo tace " Kamal shigo na rage maka hanya mana ", nace yaya akai tasan sunana, saina ɗan matsa kusa, nace " ohh, Hajiya Maijidda ashe kece " ai ban gane kiba.
Nace mata " ai harna ƙaraso gidansu abokina -nan bakin layin nazo " tace " a'a itadai saina kaini, " haka ta dole saida na shiga motar.
Yadda naci kakata, wato Hajiya Maijidda domin kuwa tayi sa'ar kakata, ni da nake yaro ɗan shekara Ashirin, duk banso cin gindi ba, amma ƙaddara ta riga fata.
Ita dai Hajiya Maijidda Kostomata ce a kasuwa, domin tana yawan tsayawa a shagona siyan lemunmuka, wato soft drinks, hakan yasa mun saba da ita sosai, kai ko bananan saita tambayi ina naje, idan ko inanan to idan ka gan-mu sai kace yan'uwa ne, saboda yadda muke mu'amala da ita.
Kyakkyawar mace ce zankaɗeɗiya, mai wadata domin batai kalar yan wahala ba, tanada yar ƙiba, sai dai bawai irin lukuta sosai ba, daka ganta kasan ta ɗan kwana biyu, amma saboda kuɗi sun zauna da gindinsu ba zaka ce takai Arba'in da biyar Bama. Hajiya Maijidda akwai murguza-murguzan ɗuwawu, haba malam inda zata buɗe ɗuwawunta to kaga jama'a gungu-gungu sun zama shashashu, saboda ba ƙaramin taushi za suyi ba nake gaya ma, ta fannin nonuwa kuwa ko yan fulani ba zasu gaya mata albarkatun madara ba. Kasan manyan mata wanda suka san sirrin gyara kayan marmari, domin tana kashewa kanta kuɗi. Kullum idan tazo wajena ba abinda yake ƙara ruɗani irin wani daddaɗan ƙamshin turarenta, na rantse har wani kwanciya yake a cikin ramin hancina, kai turaren nan sai yakai dare inajin ƙamshinsa, koda Hajiya ta tafi, Gata fatar Jikinta mai mugun laushi, tana sheƙi kamar fatar jariri malam. wa!! Ni ai bamma isa nayi tunatin yadda naci kakata ba wato Hajiya Maijidda domin ban taɓa kawo ko a raina ni na isa naci irin duri na manyan mata ba.
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Yadda naci kakata part 2
Sai dai kawai na kalleta na lashe baki, domin linzami yafi ƙarfin bakin kaza, tana yimin alheri sosai shiyasa ina matuƙar girmamata, kuma ko me zata nema a wajena matuƙar inada to fa saina bata, ko banida na aro na bata.
Hakan-ko ya ƙara mata sona a ranta. Bayan Hajiya ta ɗaukeni a mota tace " Kai kamal kamar wani baƙo wani lokacin idan ka ganni "
Nace " ai hajiya kinsan banason na baki wahala ne ko kaɗan" Allah ko' nace "kwaraikuwa".
Wai idan kaje gun abokin naka me zaka yi ne, ‽‽. nace ' kawai zuwa zanyi mu ɗan rage lokacin' Buɗar bakin hajiya tace " ko kuma kallan ɗuwawun yan'matan layi ba " na kalli hajiya " saiku ƙara da kallon nonuwan kirjinsu ba, ku sanfe da cewa kallon fuska kuke". Na sosa ƙeya, tace " muje ka rakani wani waje " yanzun nan zan dawo dakai " Nace Hajiya kinsan fa ban taɓa shiga mota irin haka ba, wallahi tsoro nake ji. tace " kai kamal uwa wani ɗan ƙauye " kasan dai ai ba cutar da kai zanyi ba ko " nace " EH " haka ne, to kuma menene najin tsoro, haka dai nayi shiru.
Amma wallahi ƙirjina dukan uku-uku yake, tunda nidai bamu taɓa yin irin haka ba, kawai aje a sace ni, dan kawai mun saba a kasuwa, nan dai na soma addu'a.
Ashe hajiya bata da aure, mijinta ya rasu tun last year, irin manyan matan-nan ne yan duniya, wanda zasu iya bawa mutum ko nawa yake so domin yaci durinsu, asalima Hajiya Maijidda yanzu hakan nan ta kwana biyu ba'a ci durinta ba, yadda naci kakata Hajiya Maijidda ai yadda kasan wani solo, Kuma gashi a ranar gaba ɗaya a shaawance take, kamar ta cusa sanda.
Muna cikin tafiya a motar, sai naga tayi parking a bakin wani kyakkyawan restaurant, irin gun abinci ne na manyan mutane masu kuɗi, domin wajen katafaren waje ne , mai matuƙar kyau da ƙawa, ga wasu yan ƙananan ƙwayayen wutar lantarki suna wanlin-wanlin, kamar a Dubai. Tace " muje kaci abinci ' nace a ƙoshe nake hajiya" Tace ' kaifa ka fiye fulako' sauko muje mana haba ɗan saurayi '
Haka na sauka, muka ƙarasa muka zauna akan wasu kujeru na alfarma, kai malam ai tunda nake ban taɓa zama a irin wannan kujera ba, na soma kalle--kalle kamar wani baƙo a gari, saiga wata zankaɗeɗiyar budurwa tazo wajena, tace " Yallaɓai me ake so " nace " uhmm-umm" Hajiya tace " faɗa mata mana" nace ' komai ma '. Hajiya tace " ke kinga ki kawo masa farfesun kaji haka , da yan ciki, da eve dankali" tace "TO".
Haka aka kawo abincin nan, na zama kamar wani sakarai, domin kuwa duƙufa nayi na kafci abinci iya don rai, Hajiya har dariya take min.
Kai!!! yoto giya ake sha , nifa ba mahaukaci bane da zan bar kaina ya kulle.
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Yadda naci kakata part 3
Muna wuce, Hajiya ta sakar mana wata zazzafar waƙa, tun ina ɗan jin nauyin Hajiya, gaba ɗaya na daina, na saki jiki har ina kaftar rawa a cikin motar. Hajiya tace ' haka nake so ". Daɗin waƙa ya kwasheni bansan ina Hajiya ta dosa ba, sai kawai ji nayi tace " saƙko mun ƙaraso" na saukata, na gamsu a wani tafkeken ƙaton hotel 🏨, wanda ya amsa sunanta " Ganima hotel ". Naji gabana yayi daran-dam tsoro yana ƙoƙarin rufe Ni, tace 'muje'.
Salo salo kamar wani ƙadangare haka na wuce gaba, Hajiya na bina a baya. har wani ɗaki kyakkyawan gaske, ga lumtsuma-lumtsuman gadaje da kujeru na gani na faɗa, na zauna ta kawomin abin sha.
!!! Ai wani bala'i naji ƙoƙarin tashi, domin kuwa burata naji ta miƙe suntuman, sai wani gal-gal gal take cikin wando, nace " yau ga tonon asiri" Ni dai banji wata sha'awa ba, garin yaya burata ta tashi.
Da dawowar Hajiya Maijidda cikin wata shiga mai jan hankali, domin hatta ɗan pantis ɗin ta ina hangowa ta cikin wata matsattsiyar riga data saka shara-shara. Ta kula dani, sannan tayi murmushi, Tace " yauwa ƙwayar ta soma aiki kenan " nace " Hajiya banganeba".
Ta taso daga inda take tazo wajena, wani ƙamshi ya daki hancina, sha'awata ta ƙara motsawa. Sai jin bakinta nayi akan leɓena tana sumbatana, wayyo daɗi, lallausan leɓenta ya soma yawo a leɓena, tana tsotsar bakina a hankali, ga burata gandardar tana lilo cikin wando, Hajiya tasa hannu ta soma shafamin wando, wayyo daɗi, tana tsotsata, ta tsugunna gami da fara zaremin belt, tana kallon idona wayyo dama haka Hajiya take da mugun ƙyau haka, na ƙara susucewa ina nishi "Ashhh!!!" sai kawai naji burata a hannun Hajiya tana laguda ashh!!+ ta soka burata cikin bakinta tana tsotseta, tsinin harshenta yana zagaye kan kaciyata, washh daɗi, laushin bakinta yana sauka kan kaciyata, ɗumin bakinta wayyyyo daɗi, nan na ƙara bajewa kan kujera, na shimfiɗe, burata a lume cikin bakin Hajiya, ta zareta, ta rinƙa sokata cikin tafin hannunta, tana ciremin wando har ƙasa, Burata ta ƙara miƙewa tana kallon silin.
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Yadda naci kakata last part
Ta tashi tsaye, tayi jifa, da rigar dake Jikinta, ta faɗo kaina, wayyo daɗi na mutu "awwwsshhhhh" luntsuma-luntsuman nonuwanta na kamo na laguda ina matsasu, gamida tsotsayesu, bakina ya cika da kan nonuwanta, sai nishin uhmmm ihmmm dake fita a bakina, ta ƙara banƙaro min ƙirjinta gaba ɗaya ilahirin lallausan jikinta ya rungumeni, haba aiko nauyin Hajiya banaji, na cigaba da lagudarta tako ina, ta zura hannunta ta ƙasa sannan ta soka burata cikin wawakeken durinta, ji kake wani chakwal-ckawal-chakwal nan fa na soma lafta mata gwatso but-but-but, yayin da daɗi ya dinga sintiri cikin ƙwaƙwalwata, na rinƙa miƙa cinyata sama ina shiga gindin pat-pat-pat, wannan duri yadda kasan zuma, yadda naci kakata Hajiya Maijidda Kostomata kenan, " oshhh " ashhhh?!!! sokamin wayyyo daɗi da ƙarfi, ina sonka, kamallllllllll washhhhhhhhh uwsssshhhh, sai ruwa zut-zut zut ya dinga feshi kan cinyoyina, cinta nake sokawa nake.
Nace Hajiya yimin GOHO " jar-uba!!!!
Nan lafta-laftan ɗuwawunta suka buntsulo, suna buntsumtsum, suna wani walai-walai tana ƙara jijjigasu, nasa hannu na soma shafasu , ina totsa hannuna tsakankanin cinyoyinta ina shafa durinta, ina sossoka yatsa cikin gindin, muna faɗin " 11ssshhhhh " 0$$sshhhhh" kamal daɗi.
Na saita burata ƙofar kogon gindinta, na lumtsuma mata bura, ashhhh osshhhh Hajiya take tana riƙe kujera, Ni kuma ta baya ji kake but-but-but burata na taɓo maganaɗisun durinta dana wani zillo da ihun daɗi.
Sai ruwa ke feshemin bura ashhhh osshhhh Wasshhhh Hajiya Maijidda, tana ƙyarma, tana karkarwa tana rirriƙé ni. Nan fa na soma kwarara mata ruwa Cikin gindi, ina maƙyarƙyatar daɗi, gami da gwatsoo ina tsiyayewa. Saida na tsiyaye ruwan-nan tas, a wannan lokacin mun gama gajiya, muka hau bacci, sai bayan sallar isha muka tashi.
Hajiya ta mayar dani unguwarmu, sannan mukayi sallama, ta bani wata takarda, da buɗawa naga maƙudan kudade ciki. Ta fice ta barni nan.
Yadda naci kakata Hajiya Maijidda Kenan, na more rayuwata da manya-manyan Nonuwanta masu taushi da laushi kamar sabon biredi.
