Wayyo nagaji - nadiya tasha dadi part 1
Nadiya ta kasance bazawara ce wacce tazo gidan-mu ziyara, fagen kyawu fa nadiya bata da tsara, domin Nadiya irin baƙaƙen kyawawan matan-nan ce, gata da wushirya haba malam ai saima tayi dariya, wohohoh!! anan zaka tabbatar da cewa Nadiya kyakkyawar mace ce, ga wani ɗan dimple akan kumatunta, idan tayi dariya sai kaga ya lotsa kamar wata ƙaramar rijiya, idanunta ƙanana ne irin masu saurin jan namiji ɗin-nan, idan ko dubanka ya faɗa kan leɓenta wayyo Allah daɗi ai sai dai ka jika kana tsotsar iska, domin leɓenta taushi-ne dashi tamkar an jiƙa fulawa, hancinta dogo ne mai ɗan tsini, kai kasan mace irin wannan duk wanda ya rabu da ita to wallahi wawa-ne, domin na samu irin wannan a matsayin matar aure tofa wallahi duk abinda tace ayi shi za'a yi, ko bana so, kai ko cewa tayi kullum saina goya ta, tofa kawai an gama, to bayan Nadiya sun rabu da mijinta shine fa tazo gidan-mu wannan yawo.
Kuma kasan menene dalilin rabuwarta da tsohon mijinta, wallahi abin akwai dariya, dan haka cikin raɗa zan gayama "wai burarsa yar ƙarama ce" wai Nadiya harda wani cewa " Ni wallahi tayimin kaɗan🤣🤣"baya gamsar dani" kaji shegiyan-nan wai ita daya fara cin gindinta sai ya faɗo daga kan durin ya gaji, amma shima dai anyi ƙaton banza ace wai duri ya gagareka kafta. Wannan dalilin ne yasa saida tayi yadda tayi suka rabu dashi, domin ita burinta a duniya shine ta ringa samun ƙatuwar burar da za'a dinga cinta sosai.
Gashi yau ta faɗo gidan-mu, gani ni kuma mai lafceciyar bulalar bura, maisa mata kuka da kiran WAYYO NAGAJI.
Wata rana an aiketa kasuwa, domin siyayyar kayan girki dana miya, Ni kuma akan hanyata ta dawowa daga kasuwa nima sai muka haɗu da ita, nace " Nadiya Ina zuwa haka?" tace " Ɗan yaro wai kasuwa zanje siyayya" wannan magana ba ƙaramin ɓatamin rai tayi ba, waini wannan zata kalla tacemin yaro, banda rainin hankali, ni kuma na ɗau alwashin saina yi mata cin kaca wanda da bakinta saita ringa faɗin "WAYYO NAGAJI' WAYYO NAGAJI".
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Wayyo nagaji part 2
Bayan na dawo gida daga kasuwan saina shiga ɗakina, can jimawa sai naji ana cewa fito ku gaisa domin tun jiya rabonshi da gidan-nan baima san kin zoba, basusan ɗazu mun haɗu da ita ba a hanyar zuwa kasuwa, naji ana cewa ai yau tare zaku kwana a ɗakinsa tunda shi ɗakinsa yana gyarashi sosai, ni har yanzu haushin maganarta nake ji.
Amma dai duk da haka Washhh! sai naji burata ta wani miƙe tsaye tayi tsangal-gal, kasan mai neman gindi, nan fa na fara lasar baki ina lashe harshena, gamida kashe ido ƙyal-, fitowarta keda wuya sai muka ƙara gaisawa, kamar an koreta munafukar ta koma falo, ni kuma saina bita na shiga falon muna magana harda tsokanarta ina cewa "yau zaki koma matata kenan" sai ta kalleni da yar guntuwar harara tace "Haba-dai yaro" kutumar uba!! ta ƙara, wallahi tayimin 2--0 aiko saina juya da sauri nace mata yaro yana bayan uwarsa, amma ni kam haruna na wuce kallon yaro. Haka dai ƙaramar tsama ta shiga tsakanin-mu, amma ko ba komai na rama yanzu 2--1.
Bayan na gama cin abincina, saina na shiga daki saboda lokacin zafine ina zuwa na cire kayana gaba ɗaya na faɗa kan gadona. Kawai ba saina naji anyi sallama ba, ashe nadiya ce, daga shigowarta saita yaye doguwar rigar dake jikinta, domin itama inaga zafin ya shigeta, haba malam daga ita sai bireziyya wasu tandan-tandan ɗin nonuwa na gani washhh'daɗi, rufsa-rufsa dasu a cikin rigar nonon, ga kan nonuwanta tuƙu-tuƙu dasu, idan ka saka su a baki sai kaji tamkar alewa, sai tayi ɗaurin ƙirji, ni kuma sai nace zo nayi maki tausa mana, ba wani gardama fa ɓalle musu, kawai sai ji nayi wani taushi ta faɗo kaina tana sumbatan wuyana, sannan ta saka tautausan hannunta tana shafa wandona daidai saitin burata. Cikin sauri na kwantar da ita nima ina shafa ɗuwaiwanta, ɗuwawunta na soma murguɗawa suɓur-ɓur baƙwal-baƙwal ina matsa ɗuwaiwanta tana ƙara karkaɗa ɗuwaiwan taɓal-taɓal, washhh ina ƙara shafasu tana daɗa buntsulosu suna yimin murmushi ɓuɓur ɓuɓur hhh🤣 inama-inama. daso samune.... Haba kawai ba sai ji nake ta soka hannunta cikin wandona ba, tana ƙoƙarin janyo burata waje ba, ai wannan lokacin nikam na riga na soma shiga wani hali na sambatun daɗi, domin ita wannan Nadiya fa takai maƙura wajen komi da komi.. Nima bansan lokacin dana tura mata hannuna cikin bireziyyarta ba, na fito da daƙwa-daƙwan nonuwanta waje na dinga shafasu ina musu wani irin salo cikin iyawa irin nawa da hikima ina mulmulasu, ga harshena yana tsotsayesu yayinda hannuna yake lagudasu, kuma bansan lokacin da Nadiya ta lumshe idanunta ba saboda maƙurar halin daɗi ina shafa kan nononta ina bin dukkanin ilahirin jikinta ina shafewa tana gurnani tun kafin-ma mu fara wani abu. Haka nasha nadiya ta shani kamar mu kashe kan-mu a ɗakina. Washhhhhh.!!
Da daɗi ya fara kaini maƙura, sai kawai na saɓeta na ɗorata bisa kaina, Ni kuma faɗa can kan gadon na ɗora kaina jikin fuskar gado yayinda na cafko kan nonuwanta na ɗan cijesu na lumasu cikin bakina, tsuuuut na rinƙa alewar pop up lollipop dasu ina tsotsewa, haba nan fa ta dinga banƙaromin ƙirjinta, taushin nonuwanta ya dinga yawo akan fuskata, tana ƙara dannamin nonuwan akan fuska, bura-uba!!! ai sai in mutu, saboda bana shaƙar numfashi yadda ya kamata, nasa hannu na janyo dogon gashin kanta, ta koma daidai yadda zanji daɗin, na cigaba da murza nonuwan ina lashesu, wayyo daɗi, zumar nonuwanta har kaina, yadda kasan ansa siga, Choi Choi da ita, nayi ƙasa da kaina ina mamule cikinta, yayinda na soka hannu tsakankanin cinyoyinta ina shafa tudun saman durinta, wayyo daɗi gashi da mugun taushi, idan laguda ina soka hannuna cikin gindin ga wani ruwa yana gangarowa takan hannuna, ihu take da gurnani saboda na shigar mata rijiyar daɗi ,amma ina ban dakata ba hakama na soka caccaka gwatso put-put sutt sut cikin gindin ina caccaka hannu, nan-fa ta soma maƙyarƙyat tana karkarwa a kaina.
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Wayyo nagaji last part
washhhhhhhhh uwsssshhhh!!!! WAYYO NAGAJI zare haka WAYYO NAGAJI zare haka, nace badai ni kika cewa yaro ba, naga tayi wani murmushi hmmmm, ashe daɗi ne yake dibanta take faɗin haka, Wayyo nagaji.
Na zare hannuna daga cikin gutsunta, na kamo bakinta da bakina na soka shanta ina tsotseta, wayyo daɗi yawun bakinta yadda kasan zuma, daɗi ya ruɗani na ƙara ɗimauta ina tsotsar harshenta ina lashewa, tana kamo harshena da nata, tana tsotsemin tsinin harshena, ayyyshhh oisshhhh!! yayinda hannuna yake mulmula mulmulallun tausasan ɗuwawunta, yatsuna har wani nutsewa suke cikin fatar ɗuwawun, kai kai haba badai taushi ba ,ai tamkar burodi ta cafko nake laguda.
Kawai ban ankaraba naji tasa hannu ta cafkomin bura, ina matsawa nan fa na ƙara susucewa, naji wani chakwal-ckawal-chakwal sululuf Burata ta shige cikin gindinta wayyo daɗi, haba me zanyi nan ko na soma cinta, ina tafka mata lafceciyar bulalar bura cikin gindinta munata gurnani ushhhh!!!! Ashhh na dawo da hannuna cikin bakinta, ta dinga tsotsayemin hannu, tana ƙara banƙaromin ƙirjinta ina lashe nonon..
Da naga dai wutsiyata bata shiga yadda ya kamata, saina dawo da hannuna kan ɗuwawunta, na soma janshi sama da ƙarfi ina totsa burata cikin kogon lubiyar zumar durinta, ina cinta tana yimin ihu, matsiyaciyar-nan ba ita tacemin yaro ba, yau tana ganin yaro ai, WAYYO NAGAJI ka zare WAYYO NAGAJI ka zare, ni kuma a lokacin na suma afka gwatsoo kif-kif-kif fat-fat wufuwf suɓur-ɓur baƙwal-baƙwal ina rangaɗa mata tsuliyata can cikin gindin, ina ihuuuuuu!!!!! sai ruwa zut-zut zut zut ruwa yana wankemin burata, burata ƙara shigewa take rijiyar daɗi, ta jiƙamin cinya tasss, aiko nan fa na soka tsiyaya, ruwan daɗi na dinga kwarara mata cikin duri, wohohoh ai fa kamar an ƙaramin wani ƙarfi, na dinga lafta wutsiya da sauri da sauri, ina wayyo daɗi gaskiya nadiya tsohon mijinki yayi asara.
WAYYO NAGAJI ka cirota, na rantse na kawo, WAYYO NAGAJI, nace a raina yaufa yarinya kinzo hannu, saida nayi mata cin durin babban bargo sannan na rabu da ita.
