Ummi yar madigo part 1
Ni Ummi yar madigo na kasance mace me tsananin buƙatar jindaɗi da sha'awa kullum gindina cikin jiƙewa yake, ni doguwace akwai Ni da shape ɗin coca-cola. inada kyakyawar fuska domin kuwa irin kewayayyiyar nan ce " wacce ake cewa "( 0 shape ). Inada yawan gashin gira tareda manyan idanuwa, masu ɗan kannewa daga gefensu ( slip eyes ), ga dogon hanci irin na fulani da ɗan karamin bakina wanda ke ɗauke da harshe mai tsini da taushi, haka zalika wuyana-ma dogone ga farar sa mai sheƙi da laushi. Da yan'mata yan harka sun ganoni saisu fara sha'awata, a hankali har suka mayar dani ummi yar madigo.
Bani da faɗi ta sama amma kuma inada tsukakken ƙirji me ɗauke da 'yan madaidaitan nonuwa waɗanda suke a tsaye cak-fal dasu irin nonuwa ne masu tsinin kai, dan a yawancin lokuta ko bireziyya bana saka musu.
A jikin Ummi yar madigo idan kayo ƙasa ta ɓangaren cikina a shamule yake kamar fai-fai, domin sai kace ma bana cin abinci, kuguna a gantsare yake amma bashi da wani faɗi.
Idan ko ta maganar manya-manyan ɗuwaiwuka ne masu tsini da fadi abin sha'awa tofa inada matuƙar faɗi. Daga ƙasa kuma durina bamai da girma bane, saidai irin gindine me tudu. Domin idan kaga ƙofar durina a tsuke take dan baza kace kan kaciyar bura ta taba ratsa shi ba. Hakan yasa ni Ummi yar madigo idan ina tafiya, kamar Inajan hankalin maza da igiya domin da yawa daga cikinsu sandarewa suke tsaye, Amma babbar matsalata kuma shine sam-sam maigidana baya damuwa da yawan sha'awa, ballema ya samu damar biyamin bukatata ta fannin cin gutsu, ya kanyi sati biyu mai kyau koma nace fiye da haka bai kusance ni ba, saidai ni idan sha'awa ta dameni na gaji na nemeshi da kaina, kuma ko ya soma cina da zarar burarsa ta shiga cikin gindina da kamar minti ɗaya 1, saidai kaji ya kawo shikenan ya ƙare. wannan abu na damuna sosai ni Ummi yar madigo wanda har hakan yasa na soma madigo.
Ta fuskar kayan masarufin gida kuwa irinsu abinci, sutura me ƙyau da tsada, Kuɗin kashewa, Dai-dai sauran-su bai rageni da komai-ba, sai dai bana gamsuwa wajen cin gindi.
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Ummi yar madigo part 2
Farkon yadda na zama Ummi yar madigo,
Tunda daddare nake fama da matsananciyar sha'awa, hakan yasa na rinƙa ƙwaƙular durina da hannu, ina matse_matse har wajen asuba ina jinsa ya tashi ya shiga bayi yayi alwala ya dawo yayi sallah, sannan ya kwanta nagadai bazan iya cigaba da jure wannan zazzafar_sha'awar ba, saina matsa kusa dashi nasa hannuna akan kunnanshi ina shafashi, a hankali Ummi yar madigo na dawo ƙirjinsa ina shafa tareda liliya masa kan nononshi, yayi kamar baima san ina yiba, nasa harshena na soma shasha masa nono gami da tsotsa, ina shafa cikinsa ya ɗanyi nishi "ohhhhhhhh!!!" na soka hannu cikin gajeran wandonsa sannan na cireshi daga jikinsa, na cafko burarsa na dinga mulmulata ina murzawa, nasa harshe ina lasar yan golonsa inata lailaya harshena.
Hannuna kuma burar tana tsakiyarshi ina sama da ƙasa da hannun nan fa ya fara nishi "!!ashhhhhhhhhh" - "ahhhhhhhhhhh!!" "ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!" na_mayar_da_bakina_kan_kaciyar_yayinda-hannuna_kuma_keta_wasa_da_golonshi, a_hankali_kuma_ina_shafa_layin_takashinsa_sai_naji_kuwa_ya_soma_zubawa Ummi yar madigo gwatso a baki yana gurnani tamkar namijin zaki ""uhmmmmmmmm ahhhhhhhhhh"" amma da yake lusari ne ko irin ɗan wasa da nonon da akeyi, bai iyaba ballema ace yasha, sai faman lakatar bayana yake tayi yadda kasan yana dambe da wani ƙato, amma duk da hakan bai hana durina jiƙewa ba, har wani ɗan kirrrrrrrr yake saboda yana buƙatar mai agaji.
Haka na lallaɓa na haye kanshi sannan na raba ƙafafuwana nasa bakina a cikin nashi na lalubu harshensa na soma tsotsa tsut tsut kamar na samu alewar lollipop, ya juyani na koma ta kasa shi kuma ya dawo sama ya lumtsumamin bura "Ashhhhhhhh!" daɗi ya fara laftamin gwatso sai kuma "Ahhhhhhhhhh wayyyyyyo" ummi zan kawo sai tsul-tsul..tsul ya cikamin kogon gindi da wani tsinkakken ruwan maniyinsa, sannan ya koma gefe yana mayar da numfarfashi abin-nan ya bani haushi ba kaɗan ba saboda ni ko alamar kawowa banyi ba, kuma dama koda_yaushe hakan ke faruwa, wato idan_shi ya gamsu to ni ko a jikinsa, ko na gamsu ko kar na
gamsu, sai wayarshi ta hau ringin ya ɗauko naji yace " to " kawai ya tashi da niyyar shiga bayi domin yin wanka, caraf na riƙe hannunsa tareda cewa "ka taimaka_min dan Allah, Wallahi marata gaba ɗaya ciwo takemin ko hannune kasamin in kawo Please, kawai ya kalleni gami da yin dariya da fadin " ke yasin kin fiye jaraba, me kuma hannu zaiyi miki inba jaraba dai irin taki_ba, gaskiya jirana ake fita zanyi kiyi hakuri sai na dawo".
Ni Ummi yar madigo ina zansa kaina, kullum rana hakance take kasancewa a tsakaninmu, na ƙara riƙeshi inayi masa kuka har da magiya, amma haka ya shige bayi ya barni nan, kuma fa har da dariya waini na fiye shagwaɓa, wai daɗi yamin yawa.
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Ummi yar madigo part 3
Bayan ya fita, na samu na tashi nayi wanka, sannan na fita falo na kwanta akan
kujera, hawaye nata faman zuba a idanuna sakamakon marata ciwo take yimin saboda tsananin sha'awa na rasa wajen da zansa raina. Banji shigowarta ba sai naji ance " Aunty Ummi lafiya kike ta faman kuka haka?" Na ɗaga kai na dubeta, Ashanty ce ƙanwar mijina, nan fa na ƙago murmushin ƙarya tareda faɗin bakomai Ashanty, idona kemin ciwo, sai tayi murmushi tace " Hmmm aunty Ummi kenan to kiyi haƙuri kinsan ance komai yai zafi maganinsa Allah" nace nagode.
Alaƙata ni Ummi yar madigo da Ashanty ( Aisha yar shekara sha tara ce [¹9] tanada matuƙar kirki kuma itaɗin ƙanwar mijina_ce, kwanan_nan tayi candy daga makarantar sakandire ta kwana ( wato boarding) jinin_mu ya matuƙar haɗuwa da ita sosai kuwa, tana yawan kawomin ziyara haka zalika kuma batason ganin damuwata ko kaɗan, saboda haka nima nake matuƙar ƙaunarta, ta katsemin wannan tunani da faɗin "Aunty wallahi nifa yunwa nakeji " nace mata " to ai sai ki shiga ɗakin girki, Ashanty ta ajiye wayarta sannan ta shige kitchen nasa hannu na ɗauko wayarta, na soma danne-danne a haka har na shiga kundin hotuna domin ganin hotunan graduating ɗinsu, kawai ba sai naga bidiyon ( madigo ) kala-kala ba, sunfi guda goma .10. Na kunna gami da saka earpiece ɗinta wato abin sauraren sauti na kunne nan fa na fara kallo naga yanda ake rungume-rungume da kwakular gindi, abin ya matuƙar burgeni sosai na soma tunanin inama ace in samu wadda zamu kwakule duri da ita, ko na samu na huta da tsananin sha'awar da take damuna, ta daɗe tanamin magana kwata-kwata banji ba, domin shiga shaukin kallo, sai naji an fisge wayar daga hannuna na ɗago da sauri muka haɗa ido huɗu da Ashanty tayimin wani irin kallo mai tsokano sha'awa tareda lashe leɓenta.
Ummi yar madigo naji wani zaarrr har cikin durina na ɗago na kalleta naga ta ƙuramin idanu, nima sai na kalli dai-dai inda naga idonta yana kallo a jikina, ashe nonuwa ne suka fito waje saboda shaukin kallo. Naji kunya ta rufeni na sunkuyar da kaina ƙasa tareda sa hannu na maida da nonona cikin riga, kuma kunya ta hanani na ɗaga kai na
kalleta, saita taso ta zauna kusa dani sannan ta riƙe hannuna, tazo da bakinta dai-dai kunnena tace "Aunty Ummi ki gayamin menene matsalarki " nace mata "banada wata matsala Ashanty, kuma kada ki zargeni akan abinda kika gani balle kuma ki gayawa wani, wallahi ba halina bane wannan, kawai yayanki ne yakeson jefani cikin matsala.
Ki fahimceni Ashanty na kasa jurewa ina cikin matuƙar damuwa, ke yarinya ce ba zaki gane ba. Ta riƙe hannuna tareda faɗin " ki gayamin damuwarki please ki yadda dani, banason damuwa a tattare dake, kuma ba wanda zan gayawa sirrinki " da har nayi shiru banyi niyyar faɗa mata ba, amma dana tuna bidiyon dana gani a wayarta kuma nasan itama tasan sha'awa, sai na gyara zama na gaya mata duka abinda ke damuna ta tausayamin ba kaɗan ba. Ashanty cikin murmushi tace " Aunty ummi badan kar_kice bani da kunya ba, da sai ince wani abu ɗaya " na kalleta nace faɗamin mana, dama ai shawara nake nema ta murza hannuna tayimin wani mayen kallo tace " me zai hana kawai na wakilci yayana in dinga cinki kamar yadda kika kalla a bidiyon wayata " sai nayi shiru bance mata komai ba na ɗago kaina muka ƙurawa juna idanu nayi mata murmushi saboda kallon da take yimin yana ƙayatar dani sosai.
Ni Ummi yar madigo yau na samu abinda nake muradi, sai kwai na matse hannunta har saida ta ɗanyi kɗara Ahhh!!, ta kalleni muka yiwa juna murmushi, saita haɗa goshinta akan nawa ta sumbata, kuma ta fara kissing ɗina nan fa muka rinƙa tsotsar bakin juna muna musayan yawu, nan da nan na fita daga hayyacina kan nonona ya kumbura yayi sut-sutu, wato yana buƙatar a tsotsemin shi,
Dama kuma bai taɓa samu an tsotse shi ba, na soma shafata a hankali "ahhhhhhhhhhsss!" jikinta akwai laushi washh!! ga santsi, ta soka harshenta a cikin kunnena tana wani abu me tsit - tsit matuƙar daɗi yana shigata asshhh! Ashanty da ƙyar na miƙe tsaye na jata muka shige ɗakina na tuɓe kayana duka nayi zindir itama ta cire nata kayan, sai wani luuuu muka faɗa kan gado ta cafko Nonuwan-nan tana murzawa "ashhhhhh!!" ta_luma_ɗaya_a_bakinta_tana_tsotsewa_tana_shafamin_gindi_da_hannunta wayyyyyyo-ashhhhhh !! daɗi.
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Ummi yar madigo last part
Ashanty "uhmm" ashh!! nima na luma hannuna na soma shafa durinta, gindin-nan nata ya jiƙe shar-kaf se santsi yake da wani maiƙo-maiƙo, daɗin shafawa ta yiwa Ashanty yawa tace "aunty ummi dama kin iya ashe nace "ashhhhhh!" nace " ba aunty zaki ce ba sweetyna, yanzu na koya a wajanki" ta kama ɗayan nonona_ma tana_sha yayinda kuma take murzamin ɗayan da hannunta wayyyyo daɗi kasheni, nima na juyata na haye kwanta na soma shan nononta ina murza ɗayan da hannuna, haba ta wani gantsare tana nishi ashh yauwa aunty kin iya asshhh au na manta sweetina ashhhhhh yauwa shasu da kyau, na cigaba da tsotsayesu ina goge gindina a jikin cinyarta wayyo ashe haka dama nono yake da shegen daɗin tsotsa, sai ta juyani ta gwalemin cinyoyina ta saka kanta ta fara tsotsan gindina
wayyyyyyo !!! Ashanty daɗi ZE kasheni ahhhhhhhh!!! na ƙara danna kanta ciki, ta wani saka leɓen bakinta a setin ƙofar gindina ta zuƙo.
Nan da nan na birkice na ɗimauce na rasa gane a wace duniyar nake wayyyyyyo! kin kasheni da daɗi tasa hannunta ta dinga caccakar gindina, tana tsotsan belin gindin Ummi yar madigo wayyo ! na dinga
jin wani irin daɗi cikin kaina ina ganin wasu taurari farare. Wayyoooo Ashanty daɗi zai kasheni ahhhhhhhhhh-uhmmmmm ta tashi ta haye kaina ta samun durinta a daidai saitin bakina itama ta turo bakinta a saitin durina ta rinƙa tsotsa tana turamin harshenta ciki habawa!! nima sai na soma yi mata abinda takemi, kawai ta wani ƙara dannamin gutsunta a baki gami da yin ihuuu ashhhhhh wayyyyyyo aunty gaskiya big broda kwata-kwata bashi da wayo baisan daɗi ba ahhhhh, na rantse kin haɗu kinada daɗi ta sake juyoni ta buɗe ƙafafuwanta ta zurasu ta haɗa gindinmu guri guda.
Ta manne ta rungume ummi yar madigo, nan fa muka dinga yiwa junanmu gwatso Chakwal-chakwal ɗan gindinmu na gogar juna wayyo daɗi zai kashe ni ahhhhhhhhhh Ashanty kinfi wanki daɗi daga yau kece zaki koma mijina ashhhhhh itama " wayyo uhmmmmm " dadi gareki kinfi zuma a haka dai muka yita sambatun daɗi, can kakejin Ummi yar madigo tana ihu "ashhhhh ' zan kawo itama Ashanty Ashhh sweetyna zan kawo sai tsulll tsull zuttt ruwa na feshi, muka kawo yadda ya kamata.
Bayan mun ɗan huta ta ɗauko abincin data dafa, muka ci muka more tare cikin jindaɗi da ƙaunar juna. Bayan munci abincin take bani wani labari take sha'awarmu ta motsa muka sake runtuma ɗaki muka kuma cin duri muka more.
Gaskiya Ummi yar madigo naji daɗi da ban taɓa ji ba ashe ni bansan daɗi ba se yau da Ashanty ta jiyar dani.
Tun daga wannan rana muka ƙulla sabuwar SOYAYYA da Ashanty kullum sai mun ci gindin juna da zarar wanta ya fita sai tazo ta maye mini gurbinsa shiyasa nake matuƙar sonta, domin a yanzu ko wanta bana yi masa irin ƙaunar da nake mata. Shi kuma tuni na watsar da lamuranshi na daina damuwa dashi kwata-kwata, idan ya buƙace Ni, sai in ɗaga masa buje yaci iya cin shi, shafa shima na daina.
