Mayen gindi shan bura - Fareeda part 1
Na kasance malamin makaranta, me koyarwa a makarantar sakandire ta kwana, bayan dawowa daga hutun ƙarshen zango, na koma makaranta domin cigaba da aiki, tun a satin farko na dawowa daga hutu, na soma koyarwa anan na fahimci wata ɗalibata fareeda bata_da mutunci saboda kusan kullum saina korata waje idan na shiga a koyarwa ajinsu, yarinyar-nan alamu sun nuna batajin magana domin kusan duka malamai haka sukeyi da ita.
Yadda labarin shan bura ya samo asali shine, rannan kamar aka saba, period ɗina ta shiga na nufi ajinsu, ina fara aikina ban ɗaɗe ba na hangota tana surutu aiko na korota waje, bayan kusan rabin awa na gama aiki, na fito na duba gefen aji amma banganta ba kawai saina wuce na tafi saman bene, wani tsohon ofishin malamai wanda basu cika zama a cikinsa, ofishin normal yake domin akwai duk abinda malami zai buƙata shiyasa nake jin daɗin zama ni kaɗai, na mamakina na shiga domin da shigata sai naga wannan ɗaliba fareeda a ciki sai waje ta hakimce kai kace malama ce, na dubeta nace ah lallai kin isa watau nan kika shigo kika zauna ko-?
Na nufi kanta da bulala ina ƙoƙarin tsala mata sai kawai tayi wuf ta riƙemin bulalar, nayi_nayi ta sakarmin bulala, taƙi saki, kaya ruƙu-ruƙu suna wallin wallin, haka na kula idan na girgiza ta ina ƙoƙarin amsar bulala yadda manya-manyan nonuwanta suke jijjiga, ƙaramar yarinya da ita amma sai rufsa-rufsan nonuwa, aiko na yanke shawarar lallai yau dole saita tayi shan bura a ofishin nan, kawai maimakon na riƙe hannunta na ƙwace bulalar, sai gani nayi na cafko mata nonuwa tace wayyo uncle nonona, na latsashi, sannan nace bake baki da mutunci ba, na ƙara laguda, sai tayi shiru tana lumshe idanu tana nishi sama-sama, na cigaba da latsawa da lagudasu tana nishi uhhmm!! uhhmm!! tana wayyo uncle nonona, haka na cigaba da matsawa a hankali ina lailaya mata nonuwa, na kamo dayan shima a hankali saina juyo ta bayanta, na jingina bayanta akan ƙirjina na zuro hannu na kamo nonuwanta masu taushi sosai ina matsasu a hankali ina lailaya da luguiguita su, na saka kaina akan wuyanta jikin kunnenta ashh!! washh! ina nishi ina ɗan motsa ƙuguna ina goga mata buran-nan a ɗuwawunta ina mata nishi a kunnenta, a hankali nace ke bakya jin magana ko? Inayi ina ɗan latsa kan nono ɗinta ina ƙara shafawa, sai naji tace na daina uncle a hankali yar siririyar muryar ta fito na cigaba da laguda nonuwanta nace mata kin daina me?
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Mayen gindi Shan bura - Fareeda part 2
Ina ƙara manne mata a jikinta tace komai ma na daina uncle, a hankali na ciro mata nono ɗaya na soma yi mata yawo da hannuna a saman cikinta numfashinta na fita sama-sama, cikin-nan nata a shafe kamar ba komai a hankali na kai hannuna har ƙasan rigarta na ɗagota sannan na zuro hannuna kan mararta ina shafawa, naji tayi shiru na cigaba shafawa a hankali a hankali na ɗaga ɗan wandonta na zura hannuna washh!! na shafo saman durinta na jishi a jiƙe shar-kaf da ruwan duri na miƙa hannuna na soma murzashi sai naji numfashinta ya chanja yana neman ɗaukewa, haka na cigaba da shafashi ina ƙara lailaya mata nonuwa inata wasa da gindin gashi yayi chaɓa__ chaɓa ya jiƙe suluf suluf da ruwa domin hannuna har saɓulewa yake, saina ɗan janye ɗan wandon nata nasa hannuna a kofar ramin durin ina shafawa oishhh daɗi yana ratsani kamar kar in daina, fareeda nishi take tamkar tayi ihu, nan fa na zura mata yatsa ɗaya cikin kogon lubiyar durin, ai kuwa naji ta saki wani nishi Ashhh!!!! wayyo daɗi uncle, na dinga caccaka gwatso ciki da yatsa ina luma mata yatsa, nan fa ta dinga wutsil-wutsil cikin ofishin malamai kamar zata gudu, ina cigaba da cinta da yatsa washh daɗi, yarinyar-nan akwai ruwa, zanso ta soma shan bura ta, nan fa na sungume ta na ɗorata kan wani teburi dake gefe na cigaba da cusa mata yatsu, tana gurnani da ihu sama-sama ummmmh!! ushh!!! uncle ka iya caccakar gindi.
Nan fa ruwa ya dinga tsulalowa wai wai wai hannuna saida yayi jigilib da ruwa kamar ina sakashi a ruwan koko, saida na tabbatar ta caccaku sannan na zare yatsuna daga cikin kogon gindinta, da curosu da manna bakina kan lubiyar durin fareeda, wayyo daɗi ayyyshhh!! na soma lashewa ina suɗe durin, gaskiya yar gayu ce domin ko alamar gashi babu a ƙofar durinta, ina tsotsayeshi tamkar na samu alewa, wohohoh nan fa fareeda ta soma ta danbarwa da ƙafafuwanta tana haure-haure tamkar ana luma bura cikin gindita, niko hakan burgeni yake, nasa ɗan tsinin harshena na kamo belin durin-nan washh!! uncle badai zaƙi ba, ai yadda kasan na kamo alewar tsinke, na cigaba da tsotsaya ina dumunmuƙa shi akan harshena, gamida kuma mata harshen can cikn gindin, duk lokacin dana soka mata gwatsoo da harshena sai kaga tayi wani ihu Ahhhhhhhhh!!! uncle!! daɗi, tana wani zillo tana sama da ƙugunta tana cillomin durin-nan cikin bakina ina suɗewa, yar ƙaramar ƙofar durin mai daɗi tsotsa, gashi yar fatar durin ƙarama itama, shiyasa naƙi tashi, domin wata zuƙeƙiyar zuma ce mai ɗan karen daɗi take shiga ƙwaƙwalwata aiko nayi wani gagarumin gurnani tamkar zaki, na cilla harshena can ciki ya taɓa wani maganaɗisu ahhhhh!!!! uncle zan mutu wayyo daɗi ayyyshhh!!! ai yarinyar-nan saida ta bani tsoro, domin nayi tunanin suma tayi.
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Mayen gindi Shan bura -Fareeda part 3
Inason ayi SHAN BURA don haka saina miƙa hannuna na tallabo kanta ta tashi zaune, haba yarinyar-nan wayis domin ina ɗagota harta san me zatayi, kawai naga ta soma zaremin belt ɗin wani wandon-nan, nan da nan ta cireshi, haba burata tayi wani tsangal-gal tana miƙewa tana wani gal-gal-gal kawai son cin duri take so, ga wani ruwa yana biyo ta ƙofar burar, Fareeda ta kalli burata tayi murmushi, tace washhhh Uncle wannan irin zabgegiyar bura haka gaskiya zanyi shan bura ina more, nayi mata murmushi nima na matso kusa, ihun washhhhshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! daɗi na faɗa yayinda tautausan hannunta ya sauka akan burata, gashi da ɗumi kai kace cikin gindinta na zura burar-nan, ta soma murzawa washhh'ayysshh tana laguda tana latsa kan kaciyata yayinda tayi rub da ciki akan wannan teburi, tana shafa bura, ji kake chakwal-cakwal ta luma kaciyar burata cikin bakinta wayyyyo fareeda daɗi ta soma tsotseni washhh ina ƙara tana tsotsemin tsinin kaciya, haba nan fa na soma gurnani tamkar raina zai fita, nima na kamo fuskarta na riƙeta sosai da hannuna na soma antaya mata gwatsoo kif-kif-kif fat-fat cikin bakinta, ga wani sautin lutsum-lutsum cakwal cakwal na tashi ina ƙara soka gwatsoo tsakankanin harshenta wani daɗi na shiga burata har zuwa cikin kwanyata, tun ɗazu nayi sukan tsaye amma a gaskiya bakin yarinyar-nan yafi gindin wata macen daɗi.
Wani abu yana neman tahowa, da sauri na cire burata na zagaya da gudu, na nufi ƙofar kogon gindinta da sauri, ina zuwa na tarar ta ƙara gwalemin durin aiko na lumtsuma mata bura ciki, wohohoh!!!!!! nan fa aka hau sabon aiki, domin soka mata gwatsoo nake ko ina, sama da ƙasa gefe da gefe hagu da dama, muka dinga ihu cikin ofishin, idan nayi baya na zabga mata gwatsoo kif-kif-kif sai kaga fareeda tayi wani ihu Ahhhhhhhhh!!! wayyo uncle kayi a hankali na ɗora hannu bibbiyu akan muƙa-muƙan nonuwanta masu taushi ins cigaba da afka gwatsoo fat-fat ina ihu!!!!, wannan ihu da muke yayi yawa kuma gaba ɗaya ilahirin daɗin gindi ya kwashemu yayinda mun fita a hayyacinmu, ashe gaba ɗaya ilahirin Malaman makaranta sun taru a wannan ofishi harda principal ita kanta, sun zuba mana ido suna kallon ikon ubangiji, yayinda muko hankalinmu yayi sama cikin sararin daɗi, ina cigaba da luma kaciyar burata cikin kogon lubiyar zumar gindin fareeda nishi kawai muke ga wani gumi na ratsomin, Nan fa na soma antaya mata ruwa a cikin ramin durinta ina gwatsoo ina tsiyayewa can cikin birnin kogon durinta 😋 wayyo daɗi ayyyshhh!!! uncle soka dai sai itama ta soma tultula tana watsomin ruwa tana wanke burata, saida na tabbatar na tsiyaye ruwan-nan tas tukunna ta soma caka bura a hankali ina gurnani, itama ta gama kawowa, ɗan iskan malami sai a lokacin na fara ganin duniya, ina daga kaina naga ana kallona yayinda nake kuma gwatsoo cikin gindin yar mutane, wani malami ya fuzgoni daga cikin cin durin fareeda, na faɗo ƙasa.
Daga na sai police station, haka suka daureni har zuwa kotu anan aka yankemin hukuncin soke lasisin malantakata, tun daga wannan rana na daina koyarwa, Amma ai koba komai fareeda ta yimin SHAN BURA.
