Safarau littafin cin gindi da shan nono part 1
Ah ! ah ! ah, wayyo anti safarau kece kikayi kyau haka, wallahi yadda kasan anzo ranar aurenki, gaskiya dole yaya kabir ya dinga ji dake, na rantse ko balarabiya bazata nuna miki kyau ba, kinga kuwa yadda fuskarki take wani sheƙi,
Safarau tace " ke laila banason iskanci kuma" Ni ɗin ce har nafi larabawa kyau ?"
tace " wallahi anty dana shigo ɗakin nayi tunanin baƙuwa muka yi ☺️, ashe antyna ce Safarau tasha kwalliya haka" .
Ai bari ma kiga yaya kabir zan kira yanzu na gaya masa, wallahi yayi sauri yazo kar wannan kwalliyan ta wuce" laila ta warto wayar Safarau na fita a guje, Safarau ta bita da gudu tana kira " laila wallahi zanyi miki rashin mutunci, Ni sa'ar wasanki ce, " ai kafin Safarau taje ƙofar gida tuni laila taje bakin gate, saita koma cikin gida tana kiran Umma.
Safarau yar gata kuma yar gidan masu kuɗi, Sunan mahaifinta Alhaji Musa wanda ya kasance babban ɗan kasuwa ne, wanda ya kasance fasihi kuma zaƙaƙuri wajen harkar fataucin kayan abinci daga ƙasashen duniya izuwa wasu ƙasashen, yana kasuwancin shinkafa, macaroni,taliya yar waje, dadai sauransu amma shi ba ɗan fasa ƙwauri bane, wato baya smugling yana shigowa da kayansa bayan biyan kuɗin haraji kamar yadda dokar ƙasa ta tanada. Shahararre matuƙa gashi gaba da baya attajiri ne, domin ya yima kyautar gangaliyon dubu 🤣🤣 ba wani abu bane a wajenshi, matarsa ta aure guda ɗaya wato Hajiya wasila ta bangaren haihuwa kuwa yayansa uku kacal, babban ɗansa namiji ne mai suna nasir wanda yana masters a ƙasar Singapore, sai Kyakkyawar santaleliyar ɗiyarsa Safarau wacce ta gama digirinta na farko a Abu zariya, saita ukunsu kuma autarsu wato laila wacce shekarunta 12 da Aihuwa.
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Safarau littafin cin gindi da shan nono part 2
A duk cikin ya'yan alhaji Musa yafi son Safarau, domin Safarau sunan Mahaifiyarsa ne shiyasa yake matuƙar ji da ita, har yanzu da Safarau ta cika shekara Ashirin da huɗu bata daina shagwaɓa ba, domin idan tana yiwa babanta shagwaɓa kayi tsammanin mijinta ne ko kuma Saurayinta, wannan shagwaɓa ta Safarau ita tayi silar cin durinta, wadda har yau tana kwaɗayin sake cin gindinta kamar na wannan rana.
Yaya kabir shine sunan da take gaya masa domin abokin yayanta ne, wato Nasir, Kabir santalelen saurayi ne mai jini a jiki kuma Kyakkyawa wanda bai gaji tsiya ba gaba da baya, domin babansa shine mamallakin kamfanin taliya yar gida Mai suna "doma spaghetti" inda mahaifiyarsa kuma ɗiya ce ga tsohon gwamnan Adamawa, Kabir ɗan gata ne na gaban kwatance domin mota mai suna mota yanada aƙalla guda bakwai, tun baifi shekara Ashirin ba a duniya, yake riƙe manyan kudaɗe da manya-manyan kadarori, sai dai kash baya more rayuwarsa yadda ya kamata, domin shi wannan dukiya bata tsone masa idanu, domin baiƙi ya tafi gun abokansa dake bakin layi su sha hira, haka yake rayuwarsa, babu ruwansa da girman kai, wani lokacin har abokinsa Nasir yana nuna masa cewa kaifa babbane kuma mai kuɗi meyasa baka shagalinka, sai yace shi kawai yafi jin daɗin hakanne.
Tun daganan Nasir ya shiga ya fita saida ya haɗa ƙanwarsa Safarau da Kabir suka fara soyayya, ai tun lokacin da Kabir da Safarau suka soma soyayya abubuwa suka sauya, domin saida Safarau ta tabbatar ta chanja Kabir sosai, kullum bashi da aiki sai kiranta a waya.
Wata rana, Kabir yazo gidan-su Safarau kamar yadda suka saba suka fito farfajiyar gidan mai cike da furanni da filayoyi iri-iri daban-daban, ga wasu kujeru na gani na faɗa masu kyau da ƙawa, suka zauna, suna kallon juna cike da so da ƙaunar junansu,
Safarau tasha kwalliya tamkar sarauniyar matan duniya, ga wani jan-baki mai sheƙi na walwali a tautausan leɓenta, ƙananan idanunta masu kama da hasken farin wata suma ba'a barsu a baya ba, domin kuwa sunsha wani ɗan abu baƙi akan gashinsu, ayi haƙuri domin saboda tsabar kyan da Safarau tayi Ni mai ɗaukar hoton Safarau bazan iya kwatanta maka irin yadda kyanta yayi ba, idan muka dawo kan yan kyawawan kumatunta tofa sai ince " Zance ya ƙare " wayyo Allah kai malam idan kaji ana Aishwarya tofa tafi haka kyau, kai yadda malamin fasaha Newton yayi zane akan farar takadda haka Safarau tayi cif-cif, madaidaiciyar kwalliya ta hau fuskanta, wayyo daɗi kasheni, nace daɗi kasheni!!!, 🤭🤭 idan kayi dubi izuwa surar jikin Safarau to wallahi zaka iya cewa tafi duk matan duniya ƙira da diri mai kyau, domin kwata-kwata bata da ciki wato ina nufin cikinta a shafe yake yadda kasan fai-fai, gashi ɗan ƙarami, ƙinjinta cike yake da nuna-nuna luƙa-luƙa rufsa-rufsa kuma lausasan nonuwa, wanda taɓasu na iya sawa ka ɗimauce saboda taushinsu, ƙinjin Safarau cike yake fal- fal, da albarkatun fulani, Ni kaina dana yi dubi izuwa kwankwasonta saida na soma sau uku, ƙugunta a cike yake yayi wata tanƙwasa da lanƙwasa yadda kasan lauye, idan kanason gane wannan kwatance nawa toka samo gorar coca-cola ka ɗanyi ƙasa da idonka zakayi tozali da wani ɗan ƙundu ya ɗan buntsulo gefe, to sak irin haka ƙugun Safarau yake, bari dai na Barka Karka fara tsiyayewa a wando, domin murguza-murguzan ɗuwawunta sunfi gaban kwatance, ina faɗa ma taushine dasu tamkar burodin da aka sauke yanzu.
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Safarau littafin cin gindi da shan nono last part
Kabir ya kalli Safarau yace " Babyna ji nake kamar na rungumeki, idan ina kallon cikin idonki, kina yimin kwarjini"
Safarau" Babyna idan ina kallonka ji nake tamkar na haɗiye ka"
Kabir yayi murmushi ☺️☺️. Ina matuƙar ƙaunarki, shin zaki iya rabuwa dani.
Safarau tace " bazan iya barinka ba koda zan rasa rayuwata, haka kuma bazan rayuwa idan ba kai ba".
Yace bari na rera miki waƙa kiji.
Safarau tace ina sauraronka jinjina
" Babyna Safarau ke nafi ƙauna cikin raina kin sani' Safarau ko a idona ki duba zaki gani, safe da yamma da ƙaunarki nake wuni, Safarau so kika bani yasa munyi kamanni, baki da raini kinyo dacen tarbiya.
Ai kabir bai gama waƙa ba yajishi a rungume da wani abu mai taushi ga wani ƙamshi na dukan hancinsa, da dubawa yaci karo da sunƙuma-sunƙuman nonuwan Safarau, nonuwanta sunyi masa rumfa a fuska taushinsu na shiga fuskarsa, nan fa ya soma lumshe ido, gami da faɗin oshhh!! safarau ta ƙara rungumeshi sosai, ai kafin kace me tuni burarsa ta cika wando tana wani gal-gal kamar ta fito waje.
Ba tareda ɓata lokaci ba Kabir ya soma sumbatar Safarau, ta dinga turo masa zazzakar harshenta yana sha yana tsotsa, ta soka masa harshe, tana tsotsar bakinsa, suna nishi Ashhh ohiiii!! suka faɗa kan kafen ɗin dake ƙasa suna shan juna, Kabir ya cafko manya-manyan nonuwan-nan yana laguda, yana wayyo daɗi, taushin nonuwan Safarau na shigarsa, idan ya latsa Nonuwan sai kaga hannunsa ya lume cikinsu, yayinda Safarau ta cafko ƙatuwar burar-nan tasa da hannu ta soma shafata tana laguda kan kaciyarsa, suka dinga gurnani ummwws Ashhh wayyo daɗi gindina dadi Yaya kabir, nan fa Kabir ya soka mata hannu cikin zanenta, cif hannunsa ya sauka kan tudun durinta mai taushi ya rinƙa lailaya yana shafa ɗan guntun gashin gindin, nan kuma sunata shan juna, ta juyashi ta koma sama yana ƙasa, ya mayar da hannunsa kan rufsa-rufsan ɗuwawunta, yana shafawa, yana laguda yana ɗan marinsa, ya dinga jijjiga ɗuwawun Safarau suna wani shaɓal shaɓal suna girgiza.
Kabir da Safarau sun gama dimaucewa akan juna sai jin ƙaran Hon ɗin mota ya dawo dasu cikin hayyacinsu, suka yi fir-gi-git suka tashi, kawai Safarau ta cafko hannunsa suka riga ta ƙofar baya, basu zame ba sai cikin ɗakin Safarau, tun kafin su ƙarasa ta cire rigarta ta jefar, zanenta ta jefar, daga ita sai rigar nono da pantis, ta tura Kabir kan katafaren gadonta, Nan fa labari ya dawo sabo domin a wannan lokacin curo kan nonuwanta tayi ta turawa Kabir domin ya tsotsa, nan ya samu aikinyi ya dinga tsotsayesu yana laguda yana shafesu tana lashe baki gamida nishin daɗi, ushhhh Ashhh ohiiii daɗi wayyyo yaya.
Kabir ya janyota ya jefa kan gadon ya bita yayinda burarsa tayi wani zangamgam kamar taɓarya, ya kamo cinyoyin Sannan ya gwale cinyoyin, haba nan fa durinta ya gwale yana wani sheƙi ga wani ɗan guntun gashi a samansa, sai ji kake shuutt shuutt yana tsotse gindin yana soka harshe ciki yana suɗewa tareda dayin gurnani assshhshshhshhh !!!! uushhhhhh!!! yana lasa yana caccaka mata gwatso da yatsun hannunsa, sai wani sautin owwwww ashhhhh yake fita daga bakin Safarau, tana shihhhhhsss tana cije baƙi kamar maijin yaji.
Ya taƙarƙare ya tura ƙatuwar burar-nan, burar ta lume cikin gindin Safarau ya soma zabga mata gwatsoo kif-kif-kif fat-fat , cinta yake sosai, suka cika ɗakin da sambatu washhh'wayyyo uwwwsss soka dai yaya soka dai cini yaya Ashhh oshhh ashhhh osshhhh, kafin wani lokaci ya gama cika mata gindi da ruwan maniyyi itama nata ya dinga kwarara zuttt zutt zut sunata ihu washhhhshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ashhh cikin ɗaki.
Nima sai minsharin Safarau da Kabir na jiwo, domin kuwa abin yafi ƙarfina da gudu na fice.
Bayan wasu lokuta suka tashi daga bacci, Kabir ya sumbaci bakin Safarau, Sannan sukayi wanka a ɗakin suka fice club ɗin dare.
A yanzu haka dai yadda nake jin labari, an saka ranar auren Safarau Musa da Kabir Yusuf, sha biyu ga wannan wata, muna gayyatarka wajen ɗaurin aure.
