Madigona da kanwar mijina part 1
Tun a ranar darena na farko da mijina na gane cewa lusari ne, domin kuwa bai iya taɓukamin komai ba ta saduwar jima'i, kuma shine silar madigona da kanwar mijina. Bayan ya shigo muka ci kaza muka ɗan sha lemo. Muka soma hira irinta masoya har zuwa wani lokaci sannan muka shiga ɗaki domin kwanciya.
Ya rungumeni ya soma sumbatana nima ina sumbatarsa, muna tsotsar juna, wani dadine yake shiga kwanyata musamman lokacin daya fara tsotsemin harshena ayyyshhh oisshhhh!!! yana shafamin rufsa-rufsan nonuwana yana laguda ɗuwawuna a hankali ina ɗauke wuta har na soma jiƙewa wash dadi, naji na soma ɗimaucewa ina fita daga hayyacina nonuwana sai ƙara kumbura suke haka zalika durina sai ambaliyar ruwa yake, ina gurnani Uwwwshh mai ɗan karen daɗi yayinda maigidana ya soka kan nonon-nan a bakinsa yana tsotsayesu gamida luliyasu wayyo washhh' oishhh nima na soka hannuna a hankali na soma laguda kan lafceciyar bulalar burarsa, watau sai naji ya saki gwauron numfashi sama-sama ummmmh washhh'ayysshh.
Ina shafa kan kaciyarsa yana tsotsarmin nonuwa, kan burarsa badai taushi ba, domin har wani ɗigar ruwa take, haka ya ciremin kayana gaba ɗaya yamin zindir yana tsotsata shima ya cire kayansa tsaf, yana wani gurnani tamkar zaki, yana cigaba da shafani ina kwance, ya kama cinyoyina ya gwale cinyoyin nan take gindina naji ya ƙara buɗewa yana ɗigar ruwa, ishhh oishh haka nake nishi, wayyo daɗi ayyyshhh ya soma shafamin ƙofar leɓen durina daɗi kamar ya kasheni ahhhhhhhhhh-uhmmmmm !! wani nishi na saki lokacin daya sokamin yatsa cikin durina wayyo daɗi ayyyshhh!!! ina karkarwa, ƙofar gindina yar ƙarama ce yatsarta ma da ƙyar take shiga.
Cikin matuƙar sha'awa na dinga gwale masa gutsun harshensa yasa ya soma tsotsayemin gindi rijiyar dadina, washhhhhhhhh uwsssshhhh sai ruwa ya dinga ambaliya oisshhhh ashhhh osiiishhhhh ihu kawai nake, yana soka harshensa can cikin kogon gindinta yana mai wata caccaka sululuf sululuf yake shigewa.
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Madigona da kanwar mijina part 2
Ya ɗago da hannunsa ya haye kaina, ya saita lafceciyar sandar burar-nan ya lumtsumamin bura Ashhhhhhhh cikin ramin durina wayyo daɗi ayyyshhh naji ɗumi ya mamaye ni, nan fa ya soma zubamin gwatsoo kif-kif-kif a hankali yake shigata sosai harya shigeni duka ina ƙara ashh!!!! aiko ya fara antayamin tsaleliyar burarsa ji kake chakwal-cakwal canɓal canɓal yayinda buran-nan take iyo a cikin kwarmin gindina, ayyyshhh!!! washhh!!! naji daɗi ba kaɗan, ina cikin wannan jindaɗi sai naji wani ɗumi a cikin marata ruwan burarsa na shigeni, yayinda shi kuma yake karkarwa a kaina yana ƙyarma haka ya cigaba da tuttulamin ruwa harya cikamin kogon gindi, sai naji ya faɗa kan gado ban farga ba naga har yayi bacci.
Gashi ni ko alamar kawowa banyiba haka na haƙura nayi bacci cikin kasala. Yau tsawon satinmu biyu kenan a haka kullum saidai yazo ya cini ya tashi amma ni ba abinda nake ji na daɗi wai da sunan na kawo.
Wata rana kamar yadda muka saba yayi wanka yaci ado na saka masa turare, nan take naji sha'awarsa ta kamani, niko na kamo bakinsa na soma yi masa sumbata, haka ya tureni yace kasuwa zaije haka na haƙura ban nuna masa komai ba saboda ina matuƙar ƙaunar Salim, na rakashi ya hau mota ya fita kasuwa.
Haka cikin rashin ƙwarin gwiwa na dawo falo na zauna, tunanin duniya ya isheni gashi kullum durina a jiƙe yake shar-kaf da ruwa ina cikin matsanancin sha'awa saidai nayita matse-matsen cinyoyi ina goge goge amma duk a banza, can ina cikin tunani sai naji an rafsa sallama ina juyawa naga Sadiya ƙanwar mijina na tashi cikin farinciki muka rungumi juna, muna murna da ganin juna, muka gaisa, sai naji tace anty naga duk kin rame meya sameki haka, nace mata wallahi babu komai, tace itafa da yunwa ta taho, nace ta shiga kitchen tayi girki haka ta wuce kitchen, ta bani wayanta domin ganin hotuna.
Na koma na zauna na soma kallon hotuna, garin danne-danne sai gani a wani bidiyo wohohoh!! abinda na gani ya tayarmin da sha'awa gagaruma, domin wasu yan'mata ne su biyu suke cin juna, ɗaya ta sokawa daya harshe cikin wawakeken durinta tana karkaɗa harshen, yayinda ɗayar take wani ihuuu ishhhhh oww ashhyyy!!! haba nan take naji ta soma tsiyaya, wandona ya soma jiƙewa haka naga yan'matan sun manne da juna sunata gurnani Uwwwshh!! suna yiwa junansu gwatsoo kif-kif-kif fat-fat washhh'daɗi ashh ayysh durina naji yana yimin ƙaiƙayi.
Har Sadiya ta dawo daga kitchen ta tarar dani, ni bamma san ta dawo ba, saboda na gama nutsewa cikin kallon wannan bidiyo madigo inata ƙyarma saboda daɗi. Sai naji an dafani muka haɗa ido naji kunya ta kamani, tace anty nifa na sani ba lafiyarki ƙalau ba, sha'awa na damunki anty, nace mata karki zargeni Sadiya domin yayanki ne yake neman jefani a matsala.
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Madigona da kanwar mijina part last part
Naga Sadiya tana yimin wani Irin kallo mai tayar da sha'awa, tana wani cije leɓe tana ishhh tana wata kwarkwasa, nan da nan naji jikina ya mutu, ta matso kusa dani ta soma shafani tana shamin wuyana wayyo daɗi ayyyshhh oisshhhh haka take faɗa, yayinda ta sokamin harshenta cikin kunnena ashhhhhh!!! oishhh ayyyshhh wayyo daɗi ayyyshhh!!! naji wani daɗi na ɗimauce inata faman gurnani Uwwwshh oosiiis!!!!. haka ta ciremin kayana duka itama tayi zindir sannan ta kwantar dani, washhhh!!!!!!! ayyyyyshhh!!! ta soma lashemin gindi tana soka harshe cikin wawakeken ramin durina wayyo daɗi ayyyshhh oisshhhh!!!!! oshhhh!!! na soma gurnani tamkar zakanya ishhhhh oww ina karkaɗa ƙafafu.
Yayinda sadiya ta rufemin ƙofar ramin lubiyar durina tana busamin iska, wayyo wayyo wayyo sadiya ashhhh!! haka nake faɗa, tana dofamin yau tana lashewa usww!!! tana caccakamin yatsu cikin gindina ji kake chakwal-cakwal canɓal canɓal yayinda naji tamkar ina yawo cikin sararin samaniya, duniya tayimin daɗi, madigona da kanwar mijina sadiya yadda kasan ana sakani cikin kogon zuma ana cirewa, naga ta miƙe tsaye ta gwale ƙafafunta nima ta buɗemin cinyoyi washhh' ta haɗe ƙofar gindina da nata washhhhhhh ta saki wani ihuuu wayyo Anty sai naji wani ɗumi ya rufeni, na soma ihun daɗi canɓal canɓal yayinda take gogamin ƙofar gindinta tana gwatsoo sululuf sululuf sululuf haka suke haɗewa sautin cakwal-cakwal-na tashi.
Madigona da kanwar mijina haka ya cigaba yayinda ta haɗe bakina da nata tana sokamin harshenta cikin bakina muna tsotsaye juna muna usmmmmm !!! muna shan nonuwan juna ayyyshhh Sadiya tana tsotsemin kan tsinin nonuwana haba nan fa muka soma ambaliyar ruwa muna feshin muna wani ihuuu asyyyyyyyyyyyshhhhhhhhhh washhhhhhhhhhhhhh isshhhhhh!!!!! zuttt zutt zut ruwa yana gangarowa waje yanda kasan an buɗe famfo wsshhhhhh mun cika falo da gurnani Uwwwshh oosiiis!!!!! daɗi ya rufeni haka naji jikina duka ya mutu.
Sadiya tayimin murmushi gami da cewa Anty nasan yanzu kinji daɗi domin kinyi ambaliyar ruwa galon-galon kamar teku, haka madigona da kanwar mijina ya auku tun daga wannan rana muka ƙulla alaƙar cin duri da sadiya, shi kuma salim saidai kawai na buɗe masa wawakeken ramin durina ya sossoka tsuliya ya tashi amma banajin daɗinsa domin kuwa Sadiya kaɗai ta isheni. Kaima mai karatu saika kula ka dinga gamsar da matarka saboda tsaro.
