Kayan dadi - Maryam part 1
Maryam kayan dadi zankaɗeɗiyar yarinya ce wacce ta kasance makwabciyar_mu muna mugun shiri sosai da ita, har takan shigo gidan-mu hira wajena ko kuma ni naje idan an aikeni cikin gidan-su ina kulawa da Maryam yadda ya kamata wani lokacin na fahimci tana yawan kallon wandona musamman-ma wani ɗan guntun jeans da nake yawan sakawa idan ina gida, wannan 👖 jeans nawa yana matse cinyoyina, kai har dai-dai shatin burata yana fitowa, harma wani lokacin ana ganin yadda take motsi.
Maryam wacce nake yiwa kallon kayan dadi dai bamu taɓa yin wasan banza ba ballema gwajin wasan da ita, inadai taɓa hannunta wato nakan riƙe hannunta, iya tanan na tsaya amma fa wallahi ta ciki na ciki saboda ba ƙaramin sha’awarta nake ba. Kai nifa saboda tsabagen son dana ke yiwa Maryam har saida na saka mata suna kayan dadi.
Wata rana kuwa da yammaci kasan tsautsayi dai to duk yan gidan-mu sun fita nima kaina ban daɗe da dawowa gida ba, na shiga falo na saki wata sabuwar waƙar Davido mai suna Unavailable kiɗan akwai daɗi, ina irin rawar Davido ta ɗaɗɗaga hannu haka ✊ kusan a yanzu dai gayen mutanen Afrika nason waƙoƙinsa musamman mata nason rawarsa.
Salamu alaikum Maryam kayan dadi tayi sallama ta shigo cikin falon, ga sautin kiɗa ya cika falon bamma san da shigowarta ba, gashi a lokacin daga ni sai ɗan guntun jeans ɗin-nan nawa da ƙaramar singlet, haka Maryam kayan dadi ta ƙaraso tana kallona ina tiƙar rawa. Aiko caraf sai mukayi ido huɗu da ita. Kawai na watsa mata murmushi gamida cigaba da rawata a hankali, kawai sai naji tace “tunda na shigo rawa ɗaya kake tayi tun ɗazun, ita ɗin-ma rawar mata naga kana yi”.
Kamar anyimin (Pause) da remote na ƙame na tsaya, nace “ Koh! Hajiya iyo, zo kiyi mugani idan zaki iya koɗa ɗaya-ce”
ta zunɓure fuska tace “Wa? Ni!!” ta_motsa tana_shirin_fita_daga_falon, caraf_da_hannu nayi_saurin_janyo_hannunta, saiko_ta_faɗo kan_ɗayan_hannuna_har kan_nonuwanta_tana jan_jikinta, nan_kuma_take nace mata “Na rantse sai kinyi rawar-nan tunda har kikace ban iya ba” ta dinga mutsul-mutsul tana ƙoƙarin kufcewa daga hannuna, tana faɗin “wallahi ka iya Faisal, dan Allah kabarni in tafi”. Habawa!! -ai ni kam tunda na manna gunguma-gunguman ɗuwawunta kan burata naki cikata, domin ina sakinta kuwa nasan.
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Kayan dadi - Maryam part 2
guduwa zatayi kaga na rasa kenan), itama Maryam kayan dadi tunda ta soma jin burar-nan na gogar rufsheshen ɗuwawunta saifa jikinta ya fara karkarwa yana rawa, ga kuma nonuwanta dana damƙe duzun da ƙarfina, ai tuni Maryam kayan dadi na motsa mata da sha’awarta, sai tace “toh_ka_sakeni zan_koya_maka” (sai naji dariya tana neman ɗebeni wai zata koyamin)
“koyamin kuma?, ai Maryam ban yarda dake ba, ina cikaki guduwa zaki yi amma bari kiga na cire (keys ɗin dake ƙofar falon), saina saketa naje nacire keys ɗin falo ya zamana muna kulle, haba ba kunya Maryam kayan dadi naga ta cire hijab dinta, aiko “suman tsaye nayi, a gun da nake cak na ƙame ashe haka sura da ƙirar Maryam kayan dadi take.
Wani guntun les ne jikinta saiko ta nannaɗe shi tay- 0H0- ni dai nayi nisa ta fannin kallon faffaɗan kwankwasonta da manya-manyan ɗuwawunta masu tudu da tsini nasan za suyi ɗan-banzan taushi gun latsawa, juyowa Maryam kayan dadi tayi ta fuskanceni. Wayyo kayan dadi kayan ruwa, kai kaga nonuwa kuwa? buƙul-bul dasu suna wani rangaji, saita watsomin murmushi wanda ya ƙara tayar-min da sha’awa.
Hmm. Matsawa kusa da ita nayi gamida ruƙo hannayenta guda biyu ina rawa da ita, sai tace “tsaya ka gani kona iya sosai”, kiki-kif juyamin ɗuwawunta tayi tana wani rawar ɗuwaiwai buƙul-buƙul suna sama suna ƙasa fal-fal. Haba tuni burata ta ƙara turo wando, ta rinƙa dukan gaban wandona, washhh'!!!.
Ta ɓangarenta kuma yadda take jin sha’awa, idan ka kwatanta da tawa ba komai bane, domin ji take idan naƙiyin komai tofa zata iya tausheni ta soma aiki, domin ta matsu taji na fara kai hari, na fara cafka. Wannan dalilin ne yasa ta juyamin ɗuwawunta dan nayi mata wani abu” a hankali dai na ƙara manneta a ɗuwawunta muka cigaba da tiƙar rawa tana gogamin ɗuwawun-nan kan shatin burata. Nan fa ta kamo hannuwana ta ɗorasu kan rufsa-rufsan nonuwanta tana dannawa alamar tanason na matsa mata su, ai tuni na fara aiki, ina musu wata irin laguda ta musamman tanabkuma banƙarewa tana shigewa jikina, Ni kuma ina latse nonuwan tamkar sabon biredi duk girman nonuwanta amma saida naji hannuwana na shanyesu, haka na juyo da ita na kai mata bakina ta buɗemin bakinta, na soma tsotsar harshenta ita kuma tana mayar min da martani tsotsa, ashe Maryam kayan dadi ma tasan “sumbatar French” haka yarinyar-nan duk ta rikirkice, toh-fah!! nan na tuna da ɗuma-ɗuman duwawunta masu laushi nakai musu cafka kuwa, haba ina matsawa hannuna suna lumewa suna dawowa ina ƙara tura hannu ta tsagar ɗuwawunta ina daɗa shafawa.
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Kayan dadi - Maryam part 3
Saboda ɗimaucewa kasa tsayuwa Maryam kayan dadi tayi duk jikinta ya ɗauke wuta.
Washhh!! ahh!! tana wani nishi da gurnanin dadi, idanunta sun kaɗa sun canza kala jah jah jur. Faɗawa kan babbar kujera nayi tareda ita tana zaune tayi lamo kan cinyata tana ƙyarma, ina ƙoƙarin cire mata vest ɗin-nan dake jikinta, haka ta tayani muka cireta, tasa hannunta ta baya gamida ɓalle bireziyya, tandan-tandan ɗin yan matasan nonuwanta suka bayyana a fili kan fuskata -bul-bul- dasu, na kai bakina nasa ɗayan nonon a baki na fara sha ina tsotsa ina luliya ɗayan da yan yatsuna tana ƙara banƙaromin ƙirjinta a baki. Sai dana tsotse nonuwan-nan sosai sannan na kwantar da ita na cire kayana gaba ɗaya, sai wani guntun wando wanda kama da pant ke jikina saina kwanta gefenta muka soma sabon lale na (shafe-shafe), tana shafa ƙirjina tana tafiya har cikina har hannunta ya gangara kan ɗan wandon-nan wanda burata har ya fito waje, aiko ta cafkota tana bin tsayin buran-nan da yatsu tana murzata a hannunta, wayyo washh! ba k5aramin laushi hannun Maryam kayan dadi gareshi ba, nan fa farin ruwa ya soma tsantsowa kan kaciyar ni kuma ina lumshe idanuna saboda daɗin hannun Maryam kayan dadi, wannan daɗi na kaimin har kwanya, hannayena kuma nakan ɗuwawunta ina matsasu ji nake kamar les ɗin dake jikinta yana ragemin jindaɗi sosai, saiko na jasa ƙasa tautausan rusheshen ɗuwawunta suka fito fili na fara sabon matsasu inajin hannun Maryam kayan dadi yana wasa da burata, haka nima na zagayo da hannu ɗaya ta kan durinta wanda har ya gama yin shar-kaf da ruwan daɗi, na soma shafa ƙofar kogon lubiyar zumar durin sannan na kama dan belin gindin ina murzashi. Kukan dadi naji Maryam tanayi ahhh !! washhh !! ohh, na cigaba da shafa gindin ina ɗan murza mata belin durin, sai mutsu_mutsu take tamkar ana ƙoƙarin yankata, daɗi ta ko ina na ratsata sosai, na tura babbar yatsa cikin durin tsulum naji ya shige durin, tasa ihu ashhh!!! na ƙara tura hannu tana lumshe ido, gindin akwai ɗumi na fara cire yatsu ina mayarwa ina caccaka tana ahh!! washh !! tana ƙanƙameni, burata na hannunta tana janta kamar ta tsinka, sai naji tana goga burata da durinta. Cire yatsata nayi daga ramin durinta, ina ƙara shan leɓenta na hau kanta na tura buran-nan ahhh!! lum ya shige ta ƙara rungumeni ta matseni na fara lumtsuma mata gwatso a hankali tana ihu wayyo !! washh !!! a hankali tana rumtse idanu, nikam daɗi ya kwasheni banjinta tun lokacin dana soka burata cikin kogon daɗinta naji ɗumi ya mamaye ni na musamman ya lulluɓeni. Duk da iskan fankar da take kaɗawa a falon amma gumi nakeyi ina caccakawa Maryam kayan dadi gwatsoo, yanzu dai tayi shiru sai nishin daɗi takeyi sama-sama na cigaba da buga gwatso, pat-pat-pat- can dai naga ina ganin duhu-duhu, marata na zuu na ƙara bata himma ina luma bura da buga gwatso da ƙarfi ina haaa! haa ! ohhh ! zuur na buga gwatso da ƙarfina ina cika mata ruwan manniyi cikin kogon gindinta muka.
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Kayan dadi - Maryam last part
ƙanƙame juna, yayinda tana jin manniyina yana gangarawa cikin mararta can zuwa wani ɗan lokaci na shimfiɗe gefe ina mayar da numfashi.
Ita-kam Maryam kayan dadi ji take tamkar yanzu aka fara wasan dan ko alamun kawowa bata yi ba. Kawai ta taɓani ta nunamin agogon hannunta wato alaman lokaci na_tafiya tareda cemin
“Ka tashi mu ƙarasa kaji!” nan take nace
A’a yamma tayi yanzu sosai sun kusa dawowa” na miƙe tsaye.
Murguɗa baki tayi gamida cewa “sai da ka kawo a sannan ne kasan hakan, kai dai kace ba zaka iyaba raggo ne”. Hmmm maganarta ta bani mamaki ba kaɗan ba, a zuciyata nace (daman haka wannan yarinyar take? Saina nuna mata nifa jarumi ne). nace mata
“haka kika ce?”
Eh mana” ta bani amsa ( yarinyar da take girmama ni, gashi tana son ta raina ni wajen cin gindi wai ni raggo ne) daman sandar burata yar albarkar a miƙe take tana wani harbin iska, aiko na ɗaga ta na juya ɗuwawunta tamin wani kyakkyawan Goho na kama buran-nan na saita ƙofar durin suɓul na samu na tura da ƙarfina ahhh !wayyoo !dadi ta _furta a hankali.
Na fara buga mata gwatso ina caccakanta da ƙarfi tana gurnani tun inayi da ƙarfi har na fara ragewa, amma Maryam kayan dadi ita ko a jikinta babu alamar wata aba gajiya ko kawowa ba alama. Can naji fa marata ta riƙe alamar a kowane lokaci zan iya zubar da ruwa wato kawowa. Da sauri kuwa na zare burar ina mayar da numfashi, (dabara a nan shine na samu ruwan ya koma dan na rantse idan na kawo bata kawo_ba tofa akwai matsala, dan gaskiya zata raina ni). Ga dai yarinyar ustaziya amma na rantse harija ce, domin ko jin bura batayi.
Wasu dabaru suka dira kaina, aiko na kwantar da ita da rigingine yadda da luma burata to wani gefen zan tayiwa gwatso hakan nayi kuwa, ina fara tura mata bura tasa ihu tana gurnanin daɗi ahh !!!!! ahha wayyo!!!! ahh!!! kacini !!!ohh sai ihu take, nikam sai suburbudan mata bura nake cikin duri, idan naji alamar zan kawo saina cire nayi kamar ina canja (style) na kwanciya har saida naji ta kawo , aiko ta cika falon da ihunta! duk da haka naƙi cikata, na cigaba ina buga gwatso ashh !ahhh !ta fara tureni tana cewa na sauka ya isa haka, amma ko jinta banayi, har hawaye ta fara amma sai dana kawo sannan na sauka daga kanta ina mayar da numfashi.
Kusan mintinan-mu biyu babu wanda ya motsa can na matso kusa da ita ina latsa mata nononta inayi mata murmushi itama tanamin murmushin jindadi, nace “ko zamu koma wani zagayen?” tashi_tsaye tayi da_sauri_tana_neman_mayar da kayanta_tace “A’a kai jarumi_ne!”
Hahahah🤣🤣🙋 mukasa_dariya.
Saida ta mayar da wandonta, danna na ɗauko mata bireziyyarta kafin na bata nasa bakina kan nonuwanta na ƙara tsotsa sannan na saka mata-shi, ta ɗora vest ɗinta da dogon hijabinta, har ƙasa wanda ke rufeta duka surar jikinta, ta rungumoni muna tsotsar juna, can sai kiran sallar magriba muka ji an fara yi, da gudu ta cikani tana ɗagamin hannunta sai anjima takai bakin ƙofar falon taji a rufe na jefa mata keys ɗin ta buɗe ta fita. Toh yadda naci Maryam kayan dadi Kenan.
