Hariji da harija part 1
A wannan rana zaka hole da sabon nishaɗi a wannan gida na kayan alatun duri, mai suna hariji da harija labarin Hariji Tanimu da harija Alawiyya. inayi maka albishir da kazo a sa'a saboda zaka washe ɗan guntun baƙin cikinka da labarin Hariji da harija.
Kamar yadda Tanimu ya saba kullum, yau-ma anyi gamon katar, domin kuwa ya ɗan leƙo da kansa ta tsagar ko kuma nace ta hudar dake jikin tsohon labulen ɗakinsa, wuhuhuh!! kiki-kif kiki-kif yayi tozali da wasu rufsa-rufsan nonuwa, nonuwan-nan suna wani sukuwar dawakai, gasu muƙa-muƙa sun cika ƙirji maisu, shidai Tanimu tun ɗazu ya gama buɗe baki cikin mamaki, kuma idonshi kawai nonuwan suke gani, ga nonuwan-nan ruƙu-ruƙu amma har yanzu baiga mai nonuwan ba.
Haba kaida kasan hariji, ai tuni burarsa tayi sangangam cikin wando tana dukan jikin wandon, sannan gashi tana wani feshin ruwa kamar ta shiga cikin duri, yace " shegiya wannan bura tawa, to dan ubanki sai-dai kici babu, wannan nonuwan sunfi ƙarfinki" yana magana cikin raɗa yana riƙe burar domin zillo take. Kasan mace harija da mugun ji -kamar mai amaron kunne- ai caraf sai wannan magana da Tanimu yayi ta faɗa kunnen wannan mace mai rufsa-rufsan nonuwa, sai tayi lamo kamar bata jiba, Kasan idan Hariji da harija suna wani abun saidai fa ka koma gefe domin nan idan kayi motsi mutuwa zakai, bari dai in gajarce maka labarin-nan na Hariji da harija dai, ai mutuminka Tanimu haka ya cigaba da danna idanu cikin labelu yana kallon nonuwa, aiko bai ankara saiji kake gara-ram!! kanshi ya bugi ƙofar ɗaki, aiko yayi wani ƙara wayyyo!! na mutu na lalace!!, yana cikin wannan ihu sai kawai wata mace ta shigo cikin ɗakin, tana cewa " Tanimu lafiya- meya faru da kai? ". Haka ta janyoshi ya tashi zaune, yana buɗe ido yace " Anty Wasila " kaina wayyo kaina, tace aiba abinda kanka yayi Tanimu. Ta soma mulmula masa kan yayinda goshinsa yayi wani ɗan ƙaramin ƙullutu a tsakiya, muje gida-na nayi maka ruwan zafi, amma kafin nan bari na tambayeka >tsakaninka da Allah Tanimu garin yaya ka buge kai?< saura kuma kayimin ƙarya domin na sanka da ɗan banzan kallon matan mutane- domin kuwa lokacin dana zo wucewa naga wata budurwa kusa da ɗakinka, Tanimu ya kalli Anty Wasila yace " wallahi anty tsautsayi ne- amma kema kinsan na tuba da kallon mata- yau ma akasi aka samu" Wasila tace" dama aini na sani za'a rina, ba'a banza ka fasa kai ba".
Anty Wasila matar maƙocin su Tanimu ce, wanda mijinta ya kasance soja kuma baya dawowa gida sai bayan kamar wata uku zuwa huɗu. Kullum Wasila tana cikin mammatse cinyoyi domin sha'awa, tana matuƙar kewar taji bura cikin gindita, amma abu ya gagara gashi koda yaushe abun nata gaba-gaba yake, har takai gindinta shi kaɗai yake zubar ruwa, wani lokacin kuma tana ɗan ragewane ta hanyar caccakawa kanta yatsa cikin durin, kullum tana cikin sha'awar namiji.
Rannan tace a ranta " Me zai hana ko, na gayyato Tanimu yazo ya biyamin buƙatata tunda maigida yaƙi dawowa, na sanshi da shegen kallon Mata," aiko haka akayi domin Wasila fitowa tayi daga gidanta, ta nufi ɗakin Tanimu dake ƙofar gidan-su domin ta gwada sa'arta, duk da zuciyarta na bugun tsoro amma haka ta cigaba da tunkarar shagon Tanimu, hakan ko yayi daidai da wucewar wata budurwa ta gaban shagon, yayinda ta jiyo ihun Tanimu yana ƙara cikin ɗaki, shine ta shige da sauri domin kai masa agajin gaggawa.
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Hariji da harija part 2
Munafukan bakin layi ba ko ɗaya haka Wasila ta ɗoro hannun Tanimu kan kafaɗarta ta wuce dashi izuwa gidanta dake ƙarshen layi, kai kasan ko ba'a faɗa ba idan Hariji da harija suka sami irin wannan dama ai kuma sai yadda hali yai. Saidai kuma Wasila ba harija bace, lokacin da suka shiga cikin gida sai Wasila ta wuce kitchen domin ɗora ruwan zafi, bayan ɗan loto ta dawo da kwanon ruwan ɗumi, inda ta gasawa Tanimu goshinsa daya kumbura, a hankali take yi masa amma mutuminka har kakarin kuka yake, kamar ya fashe da kuka, ta ƙarasa, ta koma mayar da kwanon kitchen, sai kawai zuciyarta tace " kedai shashasha ce, ga dama ta samu amma kina neman ɓararwa" aiko tana fitowa daga kitchen saita ƙara hango tudun burar Tanimu, haba saiko idonta ya soma lumshewa wata sabuwar sha'awa ta sauko mata, ta matso kusa da Tanimu tana ɗan shafa masa fuska, yayinda Tanimu ke lumshe idanu yana ƙoƙarin yin bacci. Cikin abinda bai wuce sa'a guda ba, bacci ya sace Tanimu, haka Wasila ta cicciɓeshi har zuwa cikin ɗakinta ta shimfiɗe akan gado, ta ƙara kallon buran-nan ta lashe baki, tasa hannu ta shafa burar tana cije leɓe.
Wasila ta juya ta soka hannu cikin rigarta ta zaro gidiga-gidigan nonuwanta washhh'!! daɗi tana cije baki tana gurnani, ta kwance ɗaurin zanenta, nan fa tafkeken ƙaton wandon pantis ɗinta ya bayyana wanda ya rufe wawakeken durinta, ta shafa saman durinta taji wani daɗi a ranta, wayyo Ashhh!! take faɗa yau zan more rayuwata, ta cafko nonuwanta gami da soka kan nonon-nan a bakinta tana tsotsayesu, ta ƙara shafa tudun gindinta sannan tasa yatsa ta zare wandonta, kamar anajan mazugin wando haka wandon-nan yayi ƙasa cif ya faɗa kan ƙafarta, tasa ƙafar ta jefashi gefe, wayyo gidan daɗi, nan fa wawakeken askakken daurin-nan ya fito fili yana wani sheƙi kamar sabuwar tasa, ga ƙofar sai ɗigar ruwa take, haka Wasila ta luma ɗan yatsarta ya shige ciki tayi wani ƙara ahhhhhhhsss!!! ta ɗan caccaka.
Ta taho kan Tanimu dake kwance kan gadonta yasha sharar bacci, a hankali ta soma cire masa wando, wohohoh!! aifa tana jan wandon saiga sharɓeɓiyar burar Tanimu a kwance tana shan iska, ta cafko kan burar ta soma murzawa tana luguiguita kan kaciyar burar, tana wani nishi mai gamsarwa ushh!! haba sai ji kake caɓal-caɓal ta danna burar Tanimu cikin bakinta, nan fa ta soma tsotsa washhh'daɗi ashh!! tana shanyeta, yayinda gaba ɗaya harshenta ya narke akan burar washhh' tana ɗan daddanna tsinin harshenta kan ƙofar kaciyar.
Daɗi ya soma shiga kan Tanimu ya fara nishin daɗi ushhhh Ashhh ohiiii!!! burar-nan ta miƙe tsaye tayi tsangal-gal tana kai sara da suka cikin iska, yayinda Wasila ke cigaba da tsotsayeshi, daɗi ya fara yiwa Tanimu yawa, ya zuro da hannunsa ƙasa ya riƙe kan Wasila ya soma caccaka mata gwatso cikin bakinta, sai wani sautin lutsum-lutsum ke tashi sai kaji sut-sut burar na shiga da fita cikin bakinta, Wasila har wani kakari take idan burar ta lume cikin bakinta tana neman shige mata maƙogwaro, wani ruwa mai yauƙi yanata fitowa daga bakinta, haka Tanimu ya cigaba da afka mata bura cikin baki.
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Hariji da harija part 3
Wasila tayi jifa da wandon Tanimu tareda hayewa kanshi, nan fa lafceciyar bulalar burar Tanimu ta lume cikin gindinta, sukayi wani ihu Ahhhhhhhhh!!! uswshhhh!!! ya soma lafta mata gwatso pat-pat-pat ya riƙo ƙugunta da hannu bibbiyu kada ta kuɓuce ya dinga sama da ƙugunsa da ƙarfi yana lubga mata wutsiya ku-bu-but ku-bu-but canɓal kake ji bura na shigewa cikin gindi. Ruwan ya dinga feshi da ambaliya yana wanke cinyoyin Tanimu, haka tayi masa jaga-jaga da ruwan maniyyi.
Tanimu ya ɗan zame Wasila gefe ta sulale ƙasa ya ɗora hannuwansa kan rufsa-rufsan ɗuwawunta burarsa ta saitu cikin gindinta nan fa ya cigaba da lafta wutsiya can ciki wajen daɗi daɗin-nan yana cinta yana sambatun daɗi, wayyo daɗi anti kinada daɗi, durinki yafi zuma daɗi, washhhh oiiiishhh gaskiya anti gindinki yafi siga daɗi, turomin shi burata ta shiga sosai, haka Wasila ta rinƙa turo gutsunta tana yi masa gwatsoo shima yana mayar mata da martanin gwatsoo kif-kif-kif paaaat kamar namijin zaki yana gurnani, nan fa suka soma ƙyarma da karkarwa suna ƙara mannewa juna, Tanimu yana ihu yana soka gwatsoo da ƙarfi da sauri sai ruwa zut-zut zut ya dinga tuttuɗa mata ruwan bura cikin gindita, sunata ihun daɗi ashhhh!!!!!!!! washhhhh!!!!! wayyo gindina dadi. Bayan kowa ya gamsu suka tashi suna yiwa juna murmushi saita ce" Gaskiya ka iya cin duri, da fatan gobe ma zamu ƙara?" Tanimu yace" ai karki damu duk lokacin da kike buƙata ki kirani Kawai". Tanimu ya fice daga gidan ya koma ɗakinsa ya cigaba da sharar bacci.
Bayan kamar sati biyu da faruwar wannan lamari, goshin Tanimu ya dawo dai-dai kamar bai taɓa jin ciwo ba. Mai hali baya fasawa, yau-ma kamar yadda ya saba, ya turo idanu ta cikin tsagar labulen ɗakinsa haba saiko yaci karo da tsaleliyar budurwa kyakyawar gaske, fara tas da ita kace ba ɗiyar hausawa bace, da mamakin Tanimu lokacin da yayi ƙasa da ganinsa domin kuwa rusa-rusan nonuwan daya gani makonnin da suka gabata su ya ƙara cin karo dasu yanzu, ya lashe baki gami da faɗin jar uba!!! ashe zanga me wannan mulmulallun nonuwa, aiko ya tafa hannu yana murmushi haka yauma ta ƙara jiyo motsi cikin wannan ɗaki wanda ya tayar mata da wata muguwar sha'awa wani lokaci, wato maganar Tanimu ta " shegiya wannan bura tawa, to dan ubanki sai-dai kici babu, wannan nonuwan sunfi ƙarfinki" -wanda wannan zance saida yasa ta zubar da ruwa yafi galon uku cikin dare-.
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Hariji da harija last part
Kawai itama sai tace "Hmm!! ɗan samari ai ya kamata ka fito daga cikin ɗakin ka ganni gaba ɗaya domin wanke ƙwarƙwatar idonka, domin zaka fi gani sosai". cikin ƙyarmar daɗi Tanimu ya a fito waje, mezai gani kuwa??? Yace " kai!! kai!!! kai!! dama haka kike da kyau kamar sarauniyar Zazzau" tayi masa murmushi tace" ashe dai kaima ba wani mummuna bane" nan fa kallon kallo ya kaure tsakaninsu, ita tana kallon fankacecen ƙirjin Tanimu shima yana kallon ƙaton ɗuwawunta mai taushi yana lashe baki, aifa nan take kwaɗayinsu ya fito fili, Yaufa Hariji da harija sun haɗu, Tanimu ya haɗu Alawiyya jarababbe ya haɗu da jarababbiya indai ɓangaren cin gindi ne, tofa a gwabza.
Cikin kwarjinin kallon juna gindin Alawiyya harya jiƙe yayi shar-kaf da ruwa, harija Alawiyya batasan lokacin data rungume Tanimu suka faɗa cikin ɗakinsa ba.
Kutumar uba!!!! haka Tanimu ke faɗa yayinda wani ɗan karen laushi ke ziyartar kwanyarsa idan ya latsa lumtsuma-lumtsuman nonuwan Alawiyya, murzawa yake yana wani ihu -ihu!!-huhh--! wayyo daɗi kawai ka kasheni- Alawiyya har rufe masa baki take amma saboda taushin hannuwanta sai kaga sun lume cikin bakinsa, washh!!!! daɗiii!!!!! ohhhhh!!!! daɗi zai kasheni ahhhhhhhhhh-uhmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!, Tun kafin Tanimu ya soma cin durin Alawiyya ya tsiyayar da ruwa yafi galon tamanin, domin ita wannan kallonta kaɗai ya ishi mutum tsitsayar da ruwa gangaliyon dubu goma sha takwas 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Harija Alawiyya yarinya ce mai farar fata irinta fulani, haka zalika tanada dogon hanci mai kyau da tsini da ɗan ƙaramin baki ɗan Choi dashi, idan ana maganar kira da diri kuwa to Alawiyya saidai a sata sarauniyar wasan, domin kuwa yadda kasan an jera mangwaro mai kan biri cikin wandonta, domin sunƙuma-sumƙuman ɗuwawunta sun ishi yaro zama daram bako motsawa.
Haka dai suka ci-gaba da holewa, bayan
kusan mintuna arba'in da biyar, Tanimu ya baje Alawiyya akan katifar ɗakinsa, tayi ɗai-ɗai akan gadon-nan ya soka mata yatsu cikin gindinta ya soma caccaka gwatso put-put sutt sut ƙaran fitar yatsunsa, har saida takai Alawiyya tana feshin ruwa kamar tekun atlantika sannan Tanimu ya saita ƙofar gindin-nan ya lumtsuma mata bura ciki, ya dinga cinta yana luma bura suna ihun daɗi ashhhh!!!!! oshhhh!!! yana soka yatsa cikin baki tana shanyewa suna cin juna, tana yi masa gwatsoo kif-kif-kif fat-fat shima yana buga mata.
Yanzu haka dai Hariji da harija suna ciki suna holewa ɗan leƙa ka gano mana meke wakana, kasan Hariji da harija saisu wuce awa biyar suna cin gindi. amma ka iya leƙowa ko Tanimu ya baka ka ɗan kaima.
