Hajiya gwale part 1
Gaskiya alhaji duk duniya ban taɓa jin dadi irin na burarka ba, washh!! sokamin ita ciki - ciki dai karka tsaya, ' washhh',, Uwwwshh,. Yauwa Hajiya gwale - gwalemin dai Ashhh!! wayyo burata daɗi Hajiya gwale.
Nan fa hajiya Shagali ta ƙara gwale durinta yayinda alhaji Salahu ke zunduma mata bura iya ƙarfinsa, yayin da daɗi ke ziyartar kwanyarsa, idan ya luma mata bura sai kaga Hajiya tayi wani gantsara kamar an tura mata giya a duri, Ashhh ohiiii daɗi alhaji, Hajiya nima mutuwa zanyi, Hajiya gwale dai, Hajiya tasa hannu bibbiyu taja durinta ya gwale, alhaji ya cigaba da turawa.
alhaji ya zare burarsa ya bubbugata akan tudun gindin-nan, sannan ya tsugunna gaban gado, ji kake tsuuw ya kafa baki ƙofar durin hajiya yana lashewa, oishhh! Hajiya tana lashe baki tana wani ishhh kamar wacce tasha yaji, kai burara alhaji salahu na aiki, alhaji yasa harshe ya kamo belin gindin yana lasa, ga wani ruwa na gangarowa daga cikin durin.
Hajiya gwale mugani, Hajiya Shagali ta gwale gindi alhaji ya soka mata yatsa, Hajiya tace " ossshhh ashhhhh, Cut cut alhaji ya soma caccaka gwatso ciki, Hajiya tana turo masa gutsun yana ƙara maidawa, Hajiya gwale wa take saboda masifar daɗin da take ji. Nan ruwa ya soma fantsama tamkar teku ya ɓalle, ji kake chakwal-cakwal ƙaran haɗuwar duri da yatsar alhaji. Can alhaji ya miƙe ya kamo cinyoyin hajiya ya juyata, wohohoh!! nan fa rufsa-rufsan ɗuwaiwan-nan suka yi masa banga-banga burarsa ta ƙara cillawa tsaye, yace " Hajiya gwale sosai" Hajiya ta soko hannu ta ƙasa gamida gwale gutsunta ga ruwa na ɗiga, yasa hannu ya soma laguda manyan ɗuwawunta yanata shafa su yana lumshe ido, ashh laushi daɗi Hajiya, sai ji kake fat ya mari fuskar ɗuwawun, ɗuwawun yayi wata girgiza shaɓal-shaɓal yana rangaji, ya saita daidai ƙofar kwarmin gindin hajiya ya lumtsuma mata bura ciki ya soma lumtsuma mata gwatso pat pat pat , hajiya tana ihu " wayyo alhaji wayyo gindina dadi " kacini can ciki" nidai burina Hajiya gwale. Sai ji kake zut-zut zut ruwa na ambaliya tamkar an buɗe famfo, hajiya tana ihu ashhh washhh' ayysshh, Can saiga alhaji Saluhu ya faɗo ƙasa fau, bakinshi har dukan ƙasa yake, ya rafsa ihu " wayyo haƙorana !!! " ya ƙara tasowa ya dawo cikin gindi yana faɗin " ayyyo!! zafi bakina ".
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Hajiya gwale part 2
Alhaji bai daina cin hajiya ba sai bayan awa uku, ya sauka ya rungumeta nunannun manyan nonuwanta suka sauka a ƙirjinsa sannan suka fara bacci.
Shidai Alhaji Saluhu tsohon kwarto ne domin yanzu haka ma yana gidan abokinsa alhaji Habu, inda yaci durin Hajiya Shagali uwar gidan alhaji Habu.
Yadda lamarin ya samo asalin kuwa shine, wata rana da yamma alhaji yana harkokin kasuwancinsa saiga kiran abokinsa alhaji Habu, Alhaji saluhu ya ɗaga kira yace " Mutumin ya ake ciki ne " ba wani a buge nan " alhaji Habu yace " akwai wata yarinya suhaima da mukayi da ita mu haɗu a ganima hotel karfe 7:30 " bayan mun tashi a kasuwa.
Alhaji yace ' haka nake so' shiyasa nake ji dakai nawa ' .
Bayan su alhaji sun ƙarasa ganima hotel, da shigarsu ɗaki malam ba sai alhaji Saluhu ya suma ba, ai wata zankaɗeɗiyar budurwa yayi tozali da ita fara jajir yadda kasan ita tayi kanta, ga wasu sunƙuma-sunƙuman nonuwa rufsa-rufsa masu bala'in taushi da girma, girmansu yakai girman mangwaro mai kan biri, idanun alhaji suna iya hango kan daƙwalen nonuwanta daɗin tsotsa. Nan fa alhaji ya rinƙa karkarwa yana girgiza kamar mai jin sanyi, wannan zankaɗeɗiyar budurwa ta taho wajen alhaji Saluhu yayinda alhaji Habu ya bita da kallo, da zuwan-ta ta cafko burarsa ta soma lagudawa, alhaji ya ƙara dimaucewa gamida sambatu, washhh' wayyyo irin wannan zuƙeƙiyar yarinya, ai inaga ban taɓa cin gindi ƙaramar yarinya budurwa ba, yana magana yana tsuma.
Alhaji Habu yace " Ai shiyasa na samo irin wannan domin na baka mamaki " Ai kafin kiftawa da bismillah tuni sun soma tsotsar runtuma-runtuman nonuwan suhaima yanda kasan wasu yan tagwaye, idan alhaji ya laguda ya laguda sai ya koma dayan nonon shima haka alhaji Habu yake, nan fa suhaima ta rinƙa nishin daɗi " ushhhh Ashhh " tana ƙara banƙaro ƙirjinta suna cigaba da tsotsayesu. Kamar haɗin baki suka dawo kan durinta, wannan na tsotsayewa wannan na shafawa, suna wani gurnani tamkar ya'yan mayya, a tare suka turata kan katafaren gadon cikin ɗakin, suka soma cin gindinta ba ji ba gani, inda alhaji Habu ya soka mata bura ciki kogon lubiyar durinta, alhaji Saluhu kuma ya luma mata wutsiya ku-bu-but cikin baki suna buga gwatsoo kif-kif-kif fat-fat wufuwf suɓur-ɓur caf, kowa na karɓar rabonshi, suka yiwa suhaima cin uwar mai ƙarya, suka ciccika mata duri da baki da ruwan maniyyi.
Washe gari wannan rana na Alhaji Habu ya gayyaci Saluhu domin cin abincin rana gidanshi, inda Alhaji saluhu ya rinƙa yiwa matar alhaji Habu ƙyifce da ido, har dai ta biye masa, wato Hajiya Shagali, Bayan fitarsu ya zame ya dawo gidan Alhaji Habu.
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Hajiya gwale last part
Yace " gaskiya Hajiya kedin kyakyawar gaske ce " kamar ke kikayi kanki "
Hajiya Shagali tace " kaima haka alhaji "
Nan fa hajiya ta turashi kan tafkeken gadonta inda ta soma Alewa da burarsa tana sha tana laguda buran gamida lashe ƙofar tsagar kaciyarsa, alhaji ya susuce, yana nishi da ihun daɗi cikin ɗan ƙanƙanin lokaci sukayi zindir, Hajiya gwale ta gwalewa alhaji ya cusa mata bura ciki duri ya lafta mata gwatso pat-pat-pat cinta yake soka mata yake, ita kuma ƙara turo masa gutsun take yana soka gwatsoo, kira yake Hajiya gwale, ita kuma alhaji zo ka hau, suka dinga sukuwa kamar ya'yan dawakai har bacci ya kwashe alhaji.
