Gidan harka - matar mai unguwa part 1
labarin cin gindi a gidan harka, ko kuma nace labarin cin duri sanadiyyar shinkafa da wake, matashin yaro Baffa ya samu zazzaƙar gindi a gidan mai unguwa wato gidan harka, bada ɓata lokaci cigaba da caskalar daɗi.
A wani gari mai suna Dogara anyi wani saurayi mai suna Baffa, dalilin kiransa Baffa kuwa shine saboda sunan baban mahaifiyarsa aka saka masa, Baffa yaro ne wayis domin kuwa tun yana ɗan shekara sha bakwai yaci gindin matar mai unguwarsu, wato Larai kai yaro ya zabgi daɗi yadda ya kamata domin yaci gindin babbar mace wacce takeda manyan albarkatun fulani, Larai zata kai kusan shekara talatin domin kowane kayan marmari na jikinta ya cika yayi ɓul-ɓul gata yar duma-duma, ga wasu rufsa-rufsan nonuwa masu girma da taushi, nonuwanta a cike suke gasu tandan-tandan ga taushi gasu lugubgub a tsaitsaye, Larai ko bata saka bireziyya ba nonuwanta a tsaitsaye suke cirko-cirko kamar zakaru, gasu da shegen tsini domin kuwa kan nonuwanta tuƙu-tuƙu ne sai yar ƙaramar ƙofa wayyo daɗi ayyyshhh!! nima kaina na ƙyasa, idan ka kawo da ganinka ta baya kuwa tofa daɗi saiya kashe ka, domin wasu ingantattun lumtsuma-lumtsuman ɗuwaiwai masu kama da an kifa ƙwarya, saidai banbancin su ɗaya da ƙwarya shine taushi, domin kuwa laushin wannan ɗuwawu yadda kasan irin sabon burodi mai mugun taushi, yadda cin Larai matar mai unguwa ya soma kuwa shine.
Baffa yace":
Wata rana naje makaranta an tashi na nufo gida ina cikin tafiya sai naji an kira sunana, na waiwaiya sai naga wata mata fara yar duma-duma da ita itadai baka ce mata mummuna ba domin tanada ƙyau, na amsa da na'am, tace da Allah zona aikeka mana, nace to. Ina zuwa tace wai naje na siyo mata wake a shagon dake ƙarshen layi, haka naje na dawo, na kawo mata wake, ta karɓa tayimin godiya, harna juya zan tafi sai tace Baffa dan Allah kazo anjima kaci abinci kaji -wake da shinkafa - zanyi, nace ah !! ah !! ah!! gaskiya ko zanzo domin a rayuwata inason wake da shinkafa, haka na tafi na bar ƙofar, to a wannan rana banci abinci a gida ba saboda kwaɗayin wake da shinkafa, bayan misalin ƙarfe huɗu na yamma nayi tsinke gidan wannan mata, ina zuwa nayi sallama ta amsa tace in shigo, na shiga har cikin ɗaki nan fa wannan mata ta ɗaukeni da surutu, ta kawomin wake da shinkafa da ruwa naci na ƙoshi, nasha ruwa, ashe matar-nan tunda na shigo take lashe baki taga abinda take muradi.
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Gidan harka - matar mai unguwa part 2
Bayan na gama ta kalleni tace " ɗan shiga ɗakin-nan ka ɗaukomin tabarma". Da shigata ɗaki naji an rungumeni an jefani kan gado, haka naji ni luuu akan katifa, ta faɗo kaina tana tsotseni washhh daɗiii!! tun ina tureta har saida na daina, domin wani daɗi ne yake ɗibana, na rinƙa nishi Ashhh!! washh!! haka matar-nan ta tuɓe kayanta duka, wohohoh!! abinka da ƙaramin yaro nan fa naji kaina ya ɗaure saboda wasu murguza-murguzan nonuwa na gani, tana sa hannu tana mulmula su suna wani tsulum tsulum tana ƙara jijjigasu, ta kamo hannuna ina karkarwa ta ɗora akan nonuwan, washhh' wayyyo daɗi naji wani laushi ta dinga dannamin hannuna cikinsu, nan fa yatsuna suka dinga lumewa cikinsu ina wani lumshe idanu saboda tsabar daɗi.
Ta kamo wandona ta cizge, saiga cillata a miƙe tsangal-gal, ta kamomin kan kaciyata wayyo Ashhh naji wani ɗumi a cikin hannunta, ta dinga lagudamin bura, tana shafata ina ihu washh!! washhhh!!! washh!!! nan fa ruwa ya soma zuba daga cillata, ina ihu washh!! wayyo!!! daɗi, ban gama shiryawa ba naji ta soka burata cikin bakinta tana lashewa, nan fa na dinga ganin taurarin daɗi a idona tsotsa take, tana ɗan cijewa a hankali, na dinga zuba mata ruwa cikin, sai naji wani maƙwat, gaskiya wannan gida ya tabbata gidan harka, wannan mace saura kaɗan ta kasheni, ita Larai batasan ƙaramin yaro bane takemin irin wannan tsotsa haka, ta turani jikin bango ta matseni tana tsotsar burata, nima kaina bansan adadin sau nawa na tultula mata ruwa ba.
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Gidan harka - gidan mai unguwa last part
Haka ta cigaba da tsotsayeni a gidan harka tana lashewa, wohohoh!!! Larai fa inaga irin matan-nan nan ce masu tsananin sha'awa, domin kuwa tana suɗemin bura tana caccaka yatsa a cikin ramin durinta tana cin kanta, shiyasa zaka ji wani sauti " ummm" ummm" yana tashi, saiko ta zare pantis ɗinta nan-fa wani wawakeken gindi ya bayyana gashi duk gashi, ya jiƙe shar-kaf da ruwa sai tsiyayewa yake, ta ƙara manneni jikin bango ta rungumeni gaba ɗaya ta rufeni a jikin bango-nan bana ganin komai sai laushin jikinta, nan na cigaba da ihu!!! a gidan harka wayyo zan mutu zan mutu, haka ta haye bayana yayinda durinta ya manne da ɗuwawuna, ita kuma sai bugamin gwatsoo take da gindinta akan ɗuwawuna, ji kake canɓal- canɓal jiƙaƙƙen gutsunta yana dukan ɗuwawuna, aiko inajin daɗin hakan domin ƙofar durinta daɗi gareta, oisshhhh!!! Ashhh!!! nake ihu.
Gidan harka gidan daɗi, haka na cigaba da ihu, tulu-tulun nonuwanta suna rangaji jif-jif suna lumewa a bayana, can sai nayi tana tsiyaye min wani ruwa mai ɗumi a ɗuwawuna ta wankemin ɗuwawun tas da ruwa, tana wani karkarwa tana ƙyarma tana wani gurnani Uwwwshh oosiiis!!!! kawai naji ta sokamin harshenta cikin kunnena, ashhhhhh!!!!!! na saki wani ihuuu!!!! saboda tsabar daɗin dana ji, ta janyoni ta shimfiɗe akan damfareren gadon-nan burata ta kalli silin a miƙe sangangam, saiko naji ta soka burata cikin wawakeken ramin durinta tana laftamin gwatso pat-pat-pat tana cina, nima kuwa na dinga turo burata ina caka mata bura ina gwatsoo da ƙarfi, ina ihu washh!!! tana wani gurnani Uwwwshh!!!! tana ƙara buntsulo ƙugunta burata na shigewa cikin kogon gindinta, ina cinta tana cina muna ihu'a ɗaki, haka take yimin wanka da ruwan maniyyi kan cinyoyina, nasa hannu na riƙe muƙamin kwankwasonta sosai, na dinga ɗaga ƙuguna ina ɗirka mata bura can cikin gindinta, dana caka sai kaga tayi wani ihu Ahhhhhhhhh!!! ta kuma turomin ta kuma buga gwatsoo kif-kif-kif fat-fat washhh'daɗi!!! yaro Baffa ka iya cin duri haka, kullum kazo zan baka shinkafa da wake, ina cewa " washh!!! to to "" ina cibta, hannuna baya kaiwa kan murguɗa-murgudan nonuwanta amma a haka na dinga janyota tana rungumeni ina latsa nonuwan Larai, ta rungumeni ta rufeni gaba ɗaya ilahirin jikina Ni kuma ina afka mata gwatsoo kif-kif-kif paaaat cikin kogon lubiyar zumar durinta, ina gwatsoo fat-fat ina ihu washh!!! gidan harka mai ƙarawa yaro ilimin cin duri. Can naci gindin Larai a gidan harka yadda ya kamata, saiko ruwana ya taho aiko na dinga tsiyaya mata ruwa cikin gindi, ina gurnani itama ta hau feshemin burata, nan da nan muka faɗi ƙasa, musamman Ni da ban taɓa yi ba. Haka bacci ya kwasheni, saida da daddare na tafi.
Da safe mun taho da abokina yake nunamin gidan mai unguwa, wato gidan-nan dana ci matar jiya, yace sunanta Larai, sai anan nasan ashe gidan harka inda naci gutsu jiya, ashe gidan gindin matar mai unguwar-mu naci. A haka na cigaba da zuwa gidan mai unguwa inacin durin matarsa.
