Farjin mace mai dadi part 1
Wih yi hu! hu!! Kai sarfilu yau fa nasha daɗi, wai dama haka farjin mace mai dadi yake, yanda kasan gindin-nan zuma aka saka masa, har wani yuw!! yuw!! nake ji cikin kaina yayinda nake tuttuɗa mata ruwan burata, gaskiya yau kome za'ayi saina ƙara cin farjin mace mai dadi irin wannan kai daso samune in ƙara cin durin Sholi yar harka.
kai dai Mati baka rabuwa da abin mamaki " dan Allah bani nasha" Hmm ai baka sani ba ɗazu nake gaya maka naci shegen farjin mace mai dadi domin wata yarinya ce yar harka aka kawo gidan uwar mugu, santaleliya kyakkyawa ni wannan ko yaya ta zama yar duniya haka.
Kasan wannan munafukin sarkin naku ya tashi gidan mata daga nan cikin gari, suka koma can bayan gari lungun madugu shawagi, duk da dai saboda baƙin cikin sarki ya mayar dasu can, amma ai bai isa ya hanamu cin gindi ba, tunda bada kuɗinshi muke ci ba. Ni ko hakan ya bani damar cin karena babu babbaka domin dana jini da kuɗi nake zarcewa gidan uwar mugu naci duri iya son raina, amma tunda nake zuwa ban taɓa cin farjin mace mai dadi irin wannan ba, jar uban-nan nake gayama har wata hajijiya-hajijiya na dinga ji a kaina.
Lokacin dana kusa zuwa gidan uwar mugu, haba na dinga jiyo wani sauti kiɗa na tashi aiko na ƙara sauri kar ayi babu ni, da zuwana naga waɗansu zuƙa-zuƙan yan'mata na gasar rawar girgiza ɗuwawu, ji kake wani rugugub rugugub rufsa-rufsan ɗuwawun-nan na wani girgiza suna kaɗawa suna sama suna ƙasa, ga shegen mai gurmin nan ya iya kiɗa, idan yan'matan nan suka juyo sai kaga wasu mulmulallun nonuwa suna rangaji jif-jif akan ƙirjinsu, haba ai kafin kace me tuni burata ta cika wando tana harbawa zuguduf zuduguf.
Sai kawai naji yan maza sun kaure da ihu ana kiran " Sholi - Sholi !! " cikin ihu da kuwwa aka cika gidan uwar mugu saiga wata zuƙeƙiyar yarinya fara jajir da ita, gata da tuma-tuman nonuwa yadda kasan an hura balan-balan akan ƙirjinta suna wani walai-walai tana wani karkaɗasu, ai da shigowarta wannan yan-mata dake tiƙar rawar kwankwaso suka koma gefe domin ga sarauniya tazo, kan uban-nan kai!! yarinyar-nan naga ta wani jefar da zanenta saiga wasu murguza-murguzan ɗuwawu masu tudu da tsini sun bayyana, aka ƙara yin wani ihu " ahhhh!!!!! Ahhh!! " mai ƙida ya sake sabon ƙida, ji kake wani ga-ga galli- ga-gal gurmi na tashi, Sholi ta kaɗa nonuwanta suka sauka kiki-kif kiki-kif kamar ana jefa mangura sama, ta wani karkace ta soma kaɗa gidiga-gidigan ɗuwawunta wanda sunfi burodi taushi, nan fa burar yan maza ta soma cika wando, saidai kaga maza na riƙe bura karta gudu.
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Farjin mace mai dadi part 2
Kai ko ba'a faɗa ba kasan farjin mace mai dadi ya tabbata a jikin wannan yarinya, kwankwasonta yana jijjiga jib-jib tamkar yar tsanar roba ta wasan yara, na dinga lashe baki da kwaɗayin cin gindin sholi.
Daga gabanta da bayanta ga wasu alhazai suna yi mata liƙi da yan dubu-dubu sababbi, dan wani alhaji Lawal kawai ɗaga hannu yayi sama yana zuba mata ₦airori, nan fa kuɗi suka dinga yawo cikin iska, haba ai kawai naga bazan iya jurewa ba kawai saina shiga tsakiyar filin da nufin zuwa wajen da sholi take, kutumar uba!! ai kafin na ƙarasa naga wasu ƙatti sun yiwo kaina " Suna kiran kai alaramma lafiya?". Cikin ɓacin rai na dubi kaina wai nine alaramma , sai kuma naci karo da doguwar jallabiyyar dake jikina, ai ban gama kallon jikina ba naji anyi jifa dani can gefen filin wasa.
Aka hau yimin ihu " matsiyaci ! matsiyaci " yo to abinka da yan bariki sunyi tunanin, ni matsiyaci ne " nace a raina " indai kuɗine yaufa akwaisu, kuma wannan farjin mace mai dadi da kuke ihu a kansa nizan cisa".
Cikin sauri na kamo hanyar gida, da zuwana na kwaso kuɗin gyaɗar dana noma a wannan shekarar, kasan nayi noma kuma na samu kudaɗe sosai dan aƙalla na samu kuɗi sun kai ₦aira dubu ɗari biyu, nima bansan nawa na kwaso ba na cusasu cikin aljihun wando. Na koma gidan casu a wannan karon ga kuɗi ga babbar riga, domin babbar rigata na saka na ɗora takalmi, haba malam daka ganni kaga wani alhaji, ina zuwa na shige tsakiyar fili gamida zura hannu cikin aljihu ina ɗebo bandir ɗin kudaɗe, ai kafin kace me tuni Sholi ta nufo kaina tana wannan girgiza da rausaya kwankwasota tareda karkaɗa nonuwa, kikif-kikif wayyyo daɗi, ga wandon-nan ya matseta domin ina ganin tudun durinta mai taushi, na matsa kusa na soma liƙa mata kuɗi, na dinga yi mata ruwan kuɗi.
Na dawo ta bayanta yayin da rufsa-rufsan ɗuwawunta ke juyi da zillo na cafko ɗuwaiwan-nan da hannu haba naji hannuna ya lume cikin tsokar ɗuwawun, na saki wani nishi ushhhh!!!! Sholi ta cigaba da kaɗamin ɗuwaiwai na banƙaromin ɗuwaiwai kan burata,na soma gogar tausasan ɗuwawunta da wandona ina lumshe idanu, daɗi na shigata, nan fa gidan uwar mugu ya ƙara kaurewa da ihu " wih huh huh !!! " yaro mai aljihun manya haka ake yimin kirari, Ni kuma ina lashe baki da yin murmushi.
Uwar mugu da kanta ta saramin domin itama kirari take yimin " namiji mazaje mai sa manyan alhazai su zauna " domin na zubar da kuɗi yadda ya kamata.
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Farjin mace mai dadi part 3
A cikin taron na rinƙa kakkama nonuwan sholi ina latsasu ina laguda, ina santi da ihu. Muka sha rawa ni da sholi muka more, kuma muka tafi ɗakinta.
Haba malam anan naga abin mamaki domin kuwa ashe banga komai dangane da rufsa-rufsan nonuwan sholi ba, kasan karuwa ai kafin nayi wani motsi tuni ta turani kan luntsumemen gadonta, haka na baje wanwar ta gwale ƙafafuwana gami da ciremin wando, nan fa lafceciyar sandar burata tayi miƙa tana wani gal-gal-gal kamar taci babu, shalo ta cafko kan kaciyata ta soma murzawa washhh' daɗi+!!!! Ashhh oshhh wani abu ne yake yawo a kwanyata kamar wutar lantarki wani ɗar- ɗari nake ji, kai sarfilu kafin na soma cin farjin mace mai dadi irin wannan tuni burata ta soma feso ruwa, Sholi ta tura buran-nan cikin bakinta ta soma tsotseni washhh!!! kayyyy!!! ina ƙara tura mata burata cikin baki, kan kaciyata yaba liƙewa da saman bakinta, sunayi nake da sambatu washhh'wayyyo sholi tsotsewa take, nabi na ɗimauce na firgice, na haukace kamar mahaukaci, na tashi zaune na cafko mangara-mangaran Nonuwanta na soma murzawa ina tsotse kansu, zaƙi ne dasu choiii kamar zuma, carkwaɗai ɗin kenan na cigaba da tsotsayesu.
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Farjin mace mai dadi last part
Haka na luma kaciyar burata tsakankanin nonuwanta na dinga soka gwatsoo kif-kif-kif kamar ina cinta, tana buɗe baki burar na wucewa har bakinta tana shanyewa. cin nonuwanta, yayinda ta kufce ta banƙaro wannan murguɗa-murguɗan ɗuwaiwai nata nasa hannu na dinga laguda ina shafawa inasa harshe ina lashewa, ina murzawa, na saita dai-dai ƙofar durin na zabga mata bura.
Ayyyshhh oisshhhh, sholi tana gurnani tamkar ita take cina, burata na isa har kan maganaɗisun durinta, ina ƙara turawa ga wani ruwa na biyo burata mai maiƙo, saidai kaji sululub sululub burata na shigeta. Ni kuma ina ƙara buga gwatsoo kif-kif- ina cinta, farjin mace mai dadi kacisa kawai idan ka samu, Karka tsaya wasa, haka na wanzu ina caccakar durin Sholi, Sai naji Marata ta ɗaure Nan fa na soma caccaka gwatso da ƙarfi ina ihu" Ayshh!! ya taho ya taho " ashh!!! zan kawo zan kawo, zutttt zut zut na dinga zuba mata ruwan maniyyi galan galan cikin gindinta, ina ƙara danna mata bura.
Ina gama tsiyayewa naji sholi ta zare burata ta tashi, na miƙe da nufin ƙara soka mata bura, sai tace" kaga malam dakata, Kuɗinka sun ƙare" kuma ba'a cina bashi" nayi nayi amma taƙi, kasan ance karuwa mai ladabin kunama idan kaga tana yima biyayya to bata kake.
Haka na lallaɓo na taho amma ban gaji da cin farjin mace mai dadi ba.
Sarfilu cin farjin mace mai dadi duniya ne, hanzu haka ma ni fa sai anjima nayi gida, in ɗebo sauran kudaɗena in koma kan gindin sholi karma wani shegen ya rigani.
