Duri da bura part 1
Wayyo !! ni Mati na shiga uku Ina zansa kaina da wannan bala'i dake neman afkomin daga son cin duri da bura ta. Bari kaji abinda ke faruwa dai, na taɓa zuwa garin ikko dake kudancin Najeriya domin neman kuɗi, ina aiki tukuru domin tara kuɗaɗe kai ba abinda banayi irinsu tonon doya, hawa bishiyar kwakwa domin kaɗo kwakwar manja, shiyasa kullum tsakankanin cinyoyina yake a doddodare duk yayi taɓo saboda tsabar hawa kwakwa, ga hannuna yana cin ubansa, hakan yasa garin cin duri da bura ta nake neman cin ubana.
Wata rana na fita aiki kamar yadda na saba, na samu wani inyamuri ya ɗaukeni aikin tonon doya, muka kama hanya har izuwa gonarsa ya bani kayan aiki domin nashi sunfi inganci, na soma aiki ba ji balle gani inata zufa, ga shegiyar doyar-nan da wahalar fitowa daga ƙasa, saiga wata budurwar inyamura washhh'! kai malam kallo ya barka ai yarinyar-nan yadda kasan balan-balan aka jejjera mata akan ƙirji waɗansu rufsa-rufsan nonuwa ne lumtsuma-lumtsuma suke wani kikif-kikif idan tana tafiya, da alama za suyi mugun taushi, washh! gatanan ta tunkaro inda nake da wani abu a cikin kwano, nan fa na ƙame kamar gunki na ƙura mata idanu, ina kallon turguza-turguzan nonuwanta, har ina iya hango danƙwala-danƙwalen kan nonuwan domin ba ko alamun rigar nono a tare da ita, kaifa duk abinda nake gaya ma tun ɗazu burata tayi sangangam ɓukatarta kawai haɗuwar duri da bura, tanata faman alkafira cikin wandona tana kaɗawa gal-gal, kai wannan yaro anyi shashasha, domin burata tsaye kuma harta ƙaraso inda nake, kasan irin gidigon matan-nan na kudu, ai tun daga nesa ta soma lashe baki, gashi ƙuri-kuri tana kallon burata cikin wando a miƙe, yadda kasan sandar rake.
jenifa kenan ɗiyar inyamurin daya bani aiki, tana kusa dani kawai ta cafke golayena, tana dariya tace " ke meye wannan cikin wandonki " nan fa nayi fir-gi-git nace " ashh!! wannan burana ne " tace " inason irin wannan bura fa- zaki bani inci duri da bura n. ". Bura-uba ni za'a yiwa tayin cin duri nayi shiru, bayan matan ƙauyen-mu saida naci ɗari ba ɗaya [99]. An kawai na damƙo nonuwanta ina murzawa, tana sakin wani ihuuu, gaskiya kin iya taba nono inkiya, Ni dai kawai nace hmm.
Anan muka shirya yadda duri da bura zasu ji daɗi, wato za muci gindi mu more, inayi ina shafa durguza-durguzan ɗuwawunta masu shegen laushi, duk lokacin dana latsa sai kaga hannuna ya nutse cikinsu, ina lumshe ido ina ƙara latsawa. Saida na matse ko ina sannan muka rabu da ita ta tafi ina kallon turguza-turguzan ɗuwawunta ina ihun daɗi, gaskiya inna shiga duri da bura ta ai saidai a ɗakkoni nayi keso akan durinta.
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Duri da bura part 2
Bala'in dana shiga kuwa na duri da bura, shine gidan wannan inyamurin na haya ne, ɗakuna uku ne gidan, akwai ɗakinsa shi da matarsa da kuma ɗakin jenifa, sai kuma ɗakin wasu yan-mata guda biyu wato Sarah da Janet waɗanda ko wacce su irgarma ce wajen nunannu kuma riƙaƙƙun nonuwa, ga ɗuwaiwai hada na siyarwa a gun-nan, wanda idan duri da bura suka haɗu to tabbas burarka sai taci ubanta.
Kamar yadda muka tsara da jenifa, bayan na gama aiki nake har ƙofar gidan wannan inyamuri, ya biyani ladan aikina, Ni dama kuɗina nacin duri ne kawai, indai akwai kuɗi dole duri da bura ta su haɗu. Daganan na zarce siyan kondom nayi ɗakina, naci abinci yadda ya kamata na ƙoshi, ƙarfe sha ɗaya da rabi na tafi kwartancin duri da bura gidan inyamuri.
Wata madarar sanyi ce dake surarowa mai gami da iska ke kwamacala dani a lokacin to kasan duri da bura duniya ne dole sai naci gindi hankalina zai kwanta. Saida na ƙaraso kaina ya kulle, domin na kasa gane dakin jenifa kuma ɗazufa na ganeshi sosai, To yaya haka ??. Kuma ga wutar lantarki sun kawo, sai dabara tazomin, nace tunda akwai nepa, kawai na lelleƙa ɗaki ɗaki, idan na ɗaga labule ai haske zai ɗan shiga, a haka ai zan gano ɗakin jenifa. Tunda ɗakin su Sarah da Janet zanga mutum biyu kwance, ɗakin iyayen jenifa kuma zanga mutum biyu suma, na Jenifa kuma ita kaɗai_ ce. Na salallaɓa na nufi ɗakin farko. Na ƙarasa ƙofar ɗakin naga tsarinsa irin_na Jenifa ne, saina kamo labule na ɗaga domin hasken wuta ya shiga ciki, na kalli gadon inga waye kwance.
Ai da ɗaga labulen naga dun_ɗum! Yan Nepa sunyi tsiyar tasu, an ɗauke wutar Nepa. KAI !!!!!!!!! amma dai duk duniya babu tsinannu ya'yan shegu irin yan Nepa, wai su rasa sa'ilin da zasu ɗauke wuta sai yanzu zasumin lalata.
Na waiwaiya hagu da dama, sama da ƙasa duhu bana ganin komai, ko tafin hannuna bana iya gani. Duhu ya mamaye ko-ina. Kawai nace nan ne ɗakin Jenifa, tunda_dai yanayin ɗakin irin kalar tane. Saina laluba kamar makaho naje inda gado yake. Ina zuwa naji gadon na haye kuwa. Na miƙa hannuna don in kamo Jenifa. Saiko nayi sa'a ashe tana kusa dani_ma ta ƙarshen gadon. Kasan sanyi ya makoni a waje, neman ɗan ɗumi nake ko yaya, in ɗan samu sauki. Saina rungume Jenifa ina ƙara mannata a jikina. Anan naji tana ɗaure da zani, tayi kalar ɗaurin gaba ɗin-nan. A raina nace, "wato wannan haɗin duri da bura ba ƙaramin armashi zai bayar ba "
Duk dana rungume Jenifa duka a jikina, amma ban daina jin _sanyi ba. Naga cewa abu ɗaya kawai zai hanani jin sanyi a wannan lokacin, wato shine in zungura miƙaƙƙiyar burata cikin gindin Jenifa idan duri da bura suka haɗu wata ƙila na samu sauƙi. Na laluba ta ƙasa na daga zanenta, sannan na lalubo ƙirjinta mai ruguza-ruguzan nonuwa na fara cafkarsu ina matsa.
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Duri da bura part 3
Anan fa naji nonuwanta sun ƙara girma sunfi ɗazu girma sosai, naji daɗi ya shigeni a raina nace wato baccin sha'awa ne ya kumbura mata nonuwa haka suka tashi_tsaye kamar balo-balo ta wasan yara. Haba ni ina ruwana, ai duka a cikin daɗi ne. Na cigaba da matsarsu ɗaya_ bayan ɗaya_ ina lagudar nonuwan_nan. Can ta ƙasa kuma ina goga_mata burata a ƙofar durinta, tsakiyar wannan murgujejen ƙaton ɗuwaiwan nata.
Dadi ya soma kama Jenifa, cikin baccin naji tana nishi, "Uhmm-mmm! Ummm-mmm! Ohhhhh-hhhh!" Ai_ba ɓata_wani lokaci_na soka_mata _gwatso, duri da_bura sun_haɗu , haka_burar-nan_tawa ta_ lumtsume_cikin durinta_gaba_ɗaya. Sai kawai najini a wata sabuwar duniya, rankatakaf daɗin durinta sauyawa yake, 'from one place to another' haka zalika ɗumin gindin nata, ga ruwan gindin-nan zaƙwai mai yawa da yauƙi a kan burata. Na lumshe ido naja numfashi tareda kara zabga mata gwatso karo na biyu. Itama naji ta saki nishin daɗi, "Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhh Sweeieet!"
"Ke_ mene-ne kina_ yi _hakane, why-_you_-dey shout_-alone_in-_this_-night?"[ yaya kike nishi ke ƙadai cikin dare ] . Naji_ana_tambaya.
Sai naji cikina yayi wani kurrrrrrrr! Wace-ce me wannan magana, kodai aljanna ce, kuma ba muryar jenifa bace.
Sai kuma naji wata Muryar tace, "abunda kina munne is sweeet mana. Kin samun katon buran_roba a suliyana yana mun sweet."
Toh! fa! anan na fahimci ashe ɗakin su Sarah da Janet na afko. Kuma gani maƙale a kwance ta bayan ɗaya daga cikinsu, na damƙe nonuwanta ga burata a nutse cikin gindinta.
Ta farkon_tace, "ni ban _soka miki komi ba, ga burar roban nan_ma ina sokawa gindina ne, ai da zan samu buran namiji yanzu da nasha daɗi. Kedai kawai inaga kina mafarkin burane."
Sai wadda nake maƙale jikinta tace, "karyane, ga hannunki nan kina matsamun nonuwa, stop lying ! Sarah."
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Duri da bura last part
Yanzu dai na gane wadda na sokawa bura, ashe duri da bura ta sun haɗu ne dana Janet, inata faman ci. Haba ashe shiyasa naji nonuwan runtuma-runtuma sunfi wanda na kama ɗazu.
Sarah da taji an kirata maƙaryaciya, kuma ta tabbatar ba ita bace ke cin Janet da burar robar da suke_cin kansu da_ita, idan sha'awa ta damesu, hasalima ga burar a hannunta.
Kuma tana amfani da burar wajen cin gindinta yanzu_haka. Haka yasa ta tashi ta zauna cikin duhun-nan sannan ta lalubo katuwar tocilan ɗinsu. Arne Inanan kwance na_maƙale jikin Janet, ni dai gashi bana motsi, amma ban ɗauke hannuna daga kan nonuwanta ba, haka zalika kuma ban zare burata daga gindinta ba, amma tunanin kawai yanda zan fita waje a guje nake kawai sai naga haske Fayau! kamar rana. Sarah ta kunna fitila domin ganin meke faruwa da yar'uwarta Janet.
Tana haskawa ta ganni ina zare-zaren idanuwa a maƙale da ɗuwawun Janet, ga duri da bura ta nutse cikin gindinta ga kuma hannuwana suna laguda nonuwa.
Sarah_ tace, "Heyyyy Heyy! Daga ina kika shigo nan?"
Da Janet taji haka saita gane cewa lallai ba Sarah bace ke taɓa_ ta, ta zabura ta kufce daga hannuna a gigice ta koma ɓangaren da Sarah take zaune. Nan fa suka zubomin idanu a tsorace. Dama masu nemane shegun daga ƙarshe suka yimin fyaɗe har saida na suma, sunyi tsammanin na mutu haka cikin daren-nan suka kaini ƙarshen layi suka jefar, Ni dai kawai na buɗe ido na ganni a asibiti.
Duri da bura sunga baya na, tun daga wannan rana na zama Mutumin kirki, wato bana ci saina biya kuɗi, saboda yafi kwanciyar hankali.