Cin gutsu da shan bura - Malama part 1
Acan wani gari anyi wata malamar makaranta mai suna Hajara, mai koyar da ilimin boko dake garinsu, duk da cewa Malama Hajara ta kwana biyu, amma duk wasu kayan marmarinta a zaune suke daram, domin kuwa idan ka hangota daga nesa sai kace budurwa ce saboda nonuwanta a tsaitsaye suke abinsu, gasu tandan-tandan lugubgub dasu masu mugun taushi, washhh'!!! da zaka ɗan cafko su aida ka gane abunda nake magana, idan fa tana tafiya na rantse saidai kaga runtuma-runtuman nonuwan-nan nata suna wani walai-walai suna ƙasa da sama tamkar tana cillasu,
kai a taƙaice dai ƙirjinta dam yake da madarar Fulani, idan kuwa muka abin ɗaukar hoton-mu baya to ina gaya saika rantse da matar-nan kankana da soka a cikin wandonta, saboda lubga-lubgan ɗuwawunta mai saka ƙaramin mahaukaci warkewa, domin idan tana tafiya sai kaga hirgijib ! wannan ɗuwawun ya afka gaba idan ta tura ɗayar ƙafar gaba sai kaga ɗayan shima ya rausaya sunƙuɗuf, suna bada sautin sittin saba'in ban karya ba, kai ɗan mutumin-nan zo gani, saidai wannan kayan lambu na marmari ba sa'an yaro bane, domin idan yaro yayi kuskuren hawa wannan gutsu tofa saiya raina kansa, musamman kai mai karatu, ina ja maka kunne tammm- 🙋. ka taimaka karka hau wannan gutsu mai ruwa, duk da madai Audu mai zafin hannu ya rigaka, Audu mutum ne mai ɗan abin hannunsa domin kuwa mai shagon tireda dake garin, kuma shegen ya gawurta wajen cin matan mutane da zawarawa, to wannan hali ya kawo Audu wajen Malama Hajara, wato buƙatar cin gutsu mai ruwa, aiko ya samu.
Domin harya soma cinta yadda ya kamata, kullum yana zuwa tana gwale masa cinyoyi yasa soka bura, kwarton Malama Hajara kenan. To kasan gidan malama Hajara a gefen gari yake, Wata rana an aikowa da Audu kakarsa bata da lafiya acan ƙauye, haka mutuminka ya kwaso kaya da nufin tafiya. Ai baiyi nisa ba, sukayi kacuɓus da malama Hajara akan hanya, tace "Audu wai yaya nake ganinka da kaya ina zaka je haka?"
Hmmm waida ƙauye zanje amma tunda na ganki tofa gaskiya naji sam bazan iya tafiya na barki ba.
Haba dama wane ƙauye kuma zaka je, ai wallahi ni banason kaje ko'ina kawai kayi zamanka anan, mu cigaba da holewar-mu kuma kaga idan kana gidan-nan babu wanda zai san kana gidana. Kaga sai kayi ta shan nonuwan-nan kana cin gutsu kayi duk yadda kakeso.
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Cin gutsu da shan bura - Malama part 2
Hmm nifa ko yanzu ma dakika ga zanje ƙauye saboda wani abu ne, amma ban ƙoshi dake ba kawai dai inaga zan fasa, wani murmushin jin daɗi malama Hajara tayi tana cewa "da gaske Audu ka fasa, kasan kuwa nima bana gajiya da kai, kaci gutsu iya son ranka. Ta jashi suka faɗa cikin gida tana faɗin gashi kasha nono tana kai nononta dai-dai satin bakin Audu, nan fa da sauri ya cafki nonon ya soma tsotsa yana murza ɗayan. Wani mugun ɗadi Malama Hajara take ji wanda yasa ta ƙara ɗimaucewa, haka suka faɗa har ɗaki, yana tsotsaye nonuwanta, harya koma shan durinta, yana wani ma-maul ma-maul da baki, sosai da sosai daɗi yana fasa mata kwanya, malama Hajara ihun daɗi da sambatu take yayinda Audu sam baya jinta domin sai ƙara lashe ruwan durinta yake yana ƙara tsotseta tsut -tsut yana tsotse gutsu saida suka kwashe mintuna sha biyar tana haure-haure da ƙafafuwa kamar zata riga, nan fa na ƙara susucewa domin realising ta soma aiki ta cika falon da ihuuun daɗi. Ayyyshhh!!! wushhh!!!!.
Da sauri Audu ya cire boxer dinsa ya zaro lafceciyar bulalar burarsa ya danna mata cikin bakinta, kamar anyi mata giya ta zabura ta cafketa ta fara tsotsa Ashhh!! kamar ta samu alawa mai tsinke, Audu yaji wani ɗumi mai daɗi ya ratsasa ya fara gurnani yana hmm!! ita kuma tana cigaba da asuwaki da ƙatuwar burar-nan saiga ruwa tsul tsul ya dinga juye mata ruwan daɗi cikin bakinta yana ƙara totsa mata Bura.
A hankali ya mayar ya cika hannunsa da nonuwanta yana kamasu yana matsasu, hannunwansa na nutsewa cikinsu saboda tsabar laushi da santsin wannan lausasan nonuwa. yana wani santin daɗi ' washhh'!! Hajara. Washh Wayyyo daɗi Hajara" ita kuma ƙara bantsalo masa nonuwan-nan take, yana lagudawa.
Saiya kwantar da ita ta daidaitu, sannan ya jawo burarsa yana gogawa saman gutsunta, yana ƙoƙarin soma cin gutsu, yana ƙara dodana da burarsa akan gutsun, ta dinga sakin wani ƙara wayy0!! Ahhhhhh!! uhmmm!! Assssh !! daɗi.
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Cin gutsu da shan bura - Malama last part
Hajara bata yi aune ba taji ya zungura mata burar ya soma cin gutsu sosai, ya ƙara ɗage ƙafafuwanta sama, yana zungura mata zabgegiyar burarsa can cikin birnin kogon lubiyar gutsunta yana faɗi wayooo!! sugar durinki akwai daɗi wayooooo!! burata ayyyshhh!! zata maƙale daɗi ahhhhh!!! Washhhhh !! Uhmmmmmm wayooo!! uuu!!ush daɗi kamar zuma zan mutu Sugar.
Daɗi yana ɗimauta Audu domin ihu da sambatu, yana cin gutsu, yana cin duri yana kwarara ihu, aiko da sauri ta jefa masa nonuwanta cikin bakinsa cuf cuf, sai kuma ya soma sakin numfashi sama-sama yana Hmmm yana tsotsa tsutt-tsuttt kamar yana shan ruwan nononta. idan ya buga gwatsoo kif-kif-kif cikin gutsu, sai kuma ya dawo kan nonuwan-nan tuƙu-tuƙu yana matsasu da tsotsayesu kamar alewa, yana gurnani tamkar wani tsohon ingarman doki.
Can yana cin gutsu, yana soka mata bura a gutsu, cinta yake ayyyshhh!!!! haba idan ya zungura mata bura, sai kaga tayi wani ihu!! tana karkarwar daɗi tana ambaton sunansa, " oshh!! Audu Ashhh! soka dai, cini dai, tana ƙara buntsulo masa gutsunta yana lafta mata wutsiya cikin gutsu, can ya fara yi mata amon ruwa cikin gutsu yana tittila mata da ruwan maniyyinsa cikin gindinta suka dinga Ashhh!!! washh!! suna ajiyar zuciya. sai itama tul-tul ta soma sakin ruwan gutsu tana wanke-wanke akan burarsa, tana gurnani tamkar zakanya.
Can mutananka suna soma rangaji saboda gajiya, wayyo daɗi Audu gaskiya ka iya cin duri, washhh' ayysshh!! yayinda Audu ke ƙara luma mata wutsiya cikin gutsu, ashhyyy!!!
