Cin durin zubaina part 1
Akwai wani direban babbar mota, irin motar-nan ta ɗaukar kaya sune basa hanyar Abuja basa hanyar Kano, basa hanyar Bauchi basa hanyar Obajana. Sunan wannan direban babbar mota Manniru indai magana ce ta kuɗi tofa Manniru ya bada baya domin a kullum baka rasashi da kamar dubu ɗari biyu, aikin direba yana kawo masa yadda ya kamata. Yanada wata zankaɗeɗiyar matarsa mai suna Zubaina, wacce kullum idan na ƙyallara idona na ganta saidai naji burata ta cika wando fal, tana wani gal-gal-gal kamar taci babu. Zubaina kuma mace ce mai tsananin sha'awa gata da murguza-murguzan ɗuwawu haba malam ai inda zata buɗe ɗuwawun-nan toda duka mutanen kasuwa sai sun zama shashashu saboda taushin ɗuwawun da laushinsu, ai ban taɓa tabbatarwa da zubaina tanada manya-manyan ɗuwaiwai ba sai wancan satin dana ganta, wai wai wai !!! carmakwaɗai zaƙi, kai wannan ɗuwawu nata dole suyi daɗi musamman idan ta gwalema duri ka soka mata bura ka ɗan caccaka, kullum da kwaɗayin cin durin zubaina nake kwana dashi nake tashi, burina bai wuce in samu damar cin gindinta in more.
Ranar ko dana samu damar cin durin zubaina aida saina zubar da ruwa a ƙasa na sha saboda murna. Shi kuma mijinta Manniru bashi da aiki sai cin karuwai, yaci yar duma-duma yaci yar fara, yaci yar siririya, a rahoton dana ke samu mako biyu da suka gabata yaje gidan wani karuwai, irin gidan manya-manyan karuwai ne wanda ya amsa sunansa, domin kowace irin karuwa kakeso tofa akwaita, akwai masu ƙiba, akwai yan sha takwas,akwai yan talatin da ɗori, dadai sauransu amma da yake Manniru babban kaine karuwai guda biyu tuƙu-tuƙu dasu ya shiga ɗaki, ɗaya sunanta zankaɗaziyya ɗaya kuma talatu cakwala daɗi, haba malam aifa idan kaga wannan lumtsuma-lumtsuman yan'mata dole kaima ka susuce, domin komai yaji yayi daidai, idan ka kalli zankaɗaziyya dole sai burarka ta harba domin wasu irin tsala-tsalan nonuwa ke gareta masu tudu da kauri tamkar an jera mangwaro mai kan biri, nonuwanta tuƙu-tuƙu a tsaitsaye daɗin latsawa, gigif-gigif haka take walwala mulmula-mulmulan nonuwan-nan yayinda Manniru ke damƙo su yana latsawa, tana ƙara buntsulo masa su, ga ɗuwawunta yana wani shaɓar-shaɓar kamar ana kaɗa sauti tana wani girgizasu wayyo daɗi ayyyshhh!!! nima kaina wandona ya soma jiƙewa yadda zankaɗaziyya takeda manyan albarkatun kasa, aida zata ɗagamin cinyarta dana kwashi daɗi, talatu ma cafko nonuwan zankaɗaziyya tayi tana mamula tana lagudarsu, talatu bata da girman nonuwa.
Amma akwai ta da ƙaton allon kwankwaso yadda kasan an tsaida faranti a tsaye, hakan ya bada damar ɗuwawunta suka wani baje ta baya gasu luntsum-luntsum da taushi da tsini, haka suka kamo wandon Manniru suka janye shi ƙasa, nan fa suka soma rikirkita tunanin Manniru domin zankaɗaziyya ta soka burar Manniru gaba ɗaya cikin kogon bakinta tana tsotsaya yayinda talatu kuma da luma yan golonsa itama cikin bakinta wayyyyo daɗi tana suɗewa, nan fa kakejin ashhhh!!! washhh'!!! Manniru yana sambatu daɗi, ya baro zubaina a gida, yayinda ni kuma nakeda burin cin durin zubaina, amma har yanzu dai ban samu dama ba.
Manniru yana tsaye yan-mata biyu na tsotse masa yan golonsa da kan kaciyarsa, yanata faman lumshe idanu da gurnani saboda daɗi, can zankaɗaziyya ta turashi kan luntsumemen gadonta suka faɗa kansa a zindir, talatu ta gwale ƙofar durinta ta hau kan fuskarsa, ta danna masa gindinta a baki tana buga gwatsoo chanɓal chanɓal akan leɓensa, yayinda ita kuma zankaɗaziyya take wasa da burarsa cikin tafin hannunta tana sokata tana zarowa kamar tana shiga cikin duri, ta miƙe ta nufi gun talatu tana soka mata hannu kan tudun durinta tana shafashi washhh'ashhhh daɗi talatu ke faɗa, shi kuma Manniru an soka kan gindi cikin bakinsa yanata faman tsotsayeshi ina nan fa talatu daɗi yayi mata yawa ta soma feshin ruwa ayyyshhh!!! oishhh!!! yayinda zankaɗaziyya take goga hannunta da karfi akan gindin talatu, ita kuma tana ɗirkawa Manniru ruwa a baki yana shanyewa, saida ta wanke masa fuska tas, Manniru ya miƙe.
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Cin durin zubaina part 2
Ya janyo hannun zankaɗaziyya ya riƙeta, talatu ta tayashi suka turo zankaɗaziyya kasan gado, yanda zaka fi ɗaukar hoton abun shine, cinyoyin zankaɗaziyya aka gwale gutsunta ya buɗe, kanta yana ƙasa amma ƙafafuwanta suka kan gadon a buɗe, durinta yanata kumburi, haka Manniru da talatu suke shafashi washhh'ashhhh daɗi!! haka take cewa, talatu ta kamo bakin Manniru da nata bakin suka soma sumbata yana lashe mata harshe da tsotsayesu yayinda itama ta kamo nasa harshen, sannan tasa hannu ta gwale masa gutsun zankaɗaziyya nan-fa kwarmin gindinta ya buɗe Manniru ya soka mata bura ashhhh har cikin gindinta, yana kwancen-nan yayinda durinta yake kallon sama ya soma zuba mata gwatsoo ji kake chakwal-cakwal yana antaya gwatso pat-pat itama kuma talatu tana tsotse masa baki, gamida ƙara tura burarshi cikin kwarmin gindin zankaɗaziyya nan fa ta cika ɗaki da ihu ahhhh!!!! oshhhh!!! shi kuma ƙara tura mata bura yake cikin duri.
Haka yaci durin karuwan-nan kowacce saida ta kawo tayi zum-zum.
Kamar yadda mijin zubaina wato Manniru maciyin karuwai ya saba yauwa ya tafi wurin aikinsa, ya bar matarsa zubaina da kewar bura,domin tunda ya dawo bai taɓa cinta ba saboda yaci a waje, idan ta nemeshi sai yace shi bashi da lafiya, haka take haƙura dan dole.
Misalin ƙarfe takwas na safe zubaina ta fito siyan waina maƙotanmu, Ni kuma na dawo daga gudun motsa jiki saiko mukayi kaciɓus da ita, domin tun daga nesa take kallon motsin da tsuliyata take idan ina gudu, na fahimci sai wani lashe baki take, saina tsaya kusa da ita nace, " wannan kamar maƙwabciyarmu zubaina ko ?" tace " nice Sarfilu baka gane ni ba" nan muka gaisa, take cewa wai ban taɓa zuwa gidanta ba ko irin a ɗan gaisa ɗin-nan, nace "wallahi yanayin ne" tunda wannan shegen ya hau mulki sai a hankali" tace yadai kamata naje, nace mata zanzo yau da yamma, haka muka rabu da ita.
Tun a wannan lokaci na aiyana a raina yau cin durin zubaina ya tabbata, domin saina yi mata cin babban bargo, saina ruwanta ya ƙare zan daina cinta. Da yamma misalin ƙarfe biyar na dira gidan Manniru yayinda ina zuwa na tarar da Zubaina zata shiga wanka, tace ka jirani yanzu zan fito kaji, nace "ba matsala" ta soma wanka, kai nufinka me zan jira ai nan-fa na fara leƙata kutumar uba!!!! nan fa naga wanke wasu nonuwa wayyo girmansu yakai girman kan jariri luƙa-luƙa gwanin sha'awa, ta dawo da soson kan durinta tana wankewa, gindin zubaina mai kyau duk da akwai gashi amma kaɗan ne, tanata wani fal fal da ɗuwawunta suna wani rangaji jif-jif suna dukan iska.
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Cin durin zubaina last part
Ba abinda nake imba ayyana cin durin zubaina ba, a raina. Inanan ina kallon daɗi har zubaina ta gama wanka ban saniba tunanin cin gindinta ya kwasheni kawai sai ji nayi, an ɗalamin duka a baya, hakan yasa na firgita na nemi in ruga, saita riƙeni tace" kace kawai buƙatata kake?" nace " hm too !!" haka ko taja wuyan rigata yadda kasan tana jan saniya, har cikin ɗakinta dama daga ita sai ɗaurin ƙirji nan take kuwa ta yaye zanen dake jikinta, jar-uba!!!! wohohoh!!! nan fa nayi arba da wannan mula-mulan nonuwanta nata masu taushi, suna wani walai-walai suna kumburi suna nishi sama da ƙasa, nan fa naji idona ya ƙara buɗewa, ga gindin-nan shima a waje tinya, ga ƙofar tana ɗigar ruwa ɗis ɗis ta tsugunno kaina yayinda burata ta gama miƙewa tsaye ta cika wando fal, buran-nan sai wani gal-gal take.
Kawai naji zubaina taja wandona da ƙarfi har saida ya yage, ta cafko burata tana murzawa gami da shafa kan kaciyata yayinda na soma ihun daɗi ashhhh!! Zuby oishh!!! sai jin burata nayi cikin ruwa cakwal cakwal cakwal ashe harta burmamin bura cikin gindinta shiyasa naji wani sulɓi, nan fa ta soma bugamin gwatsoo ji kake wani yif yif yif, gadonta har wata ƙara yake ƙiƙar-ƙiƙar ta kamo hannuna ta ɗora su bisa ɗuwawunta, nan fa nima na riƙeta da kirki na dinga zankaɗa mata bura cikin gindinta yana sululuf sululuf sululuf burata na nutsewa can cikin birnin kogon lubiyar zumar durinta, daɗi na ɗibana ina sambatu, washhh'wayyyo ga lausasan ɗuwawunta a hannuna ina latsasu ina zabga mata gwatsoo kif-kif-kif ta tsakankanin ɗuwawunta izuwa cikin gutsunta.
Nan na dinga cin durin zubaina, itama tana cina, na dinga bunduma mata ruwan burata cikin wawakeken ramin durinta ina ƙara Ahhh!!!!! wayyo gindi daɗi!!!!! oishhh!!!!!! ina ƙara lafta burar cikin gindinta, ina kuma sai wani bubbuɗe baki take tana buɗe leɓe, tana ishhh!!!! daɗiii!!! soka dai Sarfilu sokadai" muka canja salon kwanciya, na koma daga bayanta kan dumemen ɗuwawunta ina goga burata kafin ta shirya, ta ɗage min ƙafarta ɗaya sama, ɗaya kuma na ƙasa durin-nan ya bayyana sosai, na saita kan kaciyata na shigeta haba malam na soma luƙa mata gwatsoo kif-kif-kif fat-fat washhh'daɗi burata, inayi ina ihun daɗi ashhhh!!!! itama Ahhh!!!! can kuma sai ruwa zut-zut zut na dinga zuba mata ruwa cikin gindi na cika mata ruwa cikin kogon lubiyar zumar gindinta, saida itama naji ta kawo sannan na daina zuba mata gwatsoo.
Nan nayi cin durin zubaina na more, ko yau ina marmari tafiya gidan kawai nake na hau, domin nasan mijinta shima ya tafi hawan nashi dokin.
