Cin durin kande part 1
Yan wasan cikin wannan labari na cin durin kande:
Audu>> ɗan mai unguwa
Hamisu>> ɗan mai gadi
Sallau>> Abokin Audu
Kande>> Mai kayan marmari.
Rana ce mai matuƙar sanyi da ni'ima, domin wata iska mai daɗi tana kaɗawa, yara ƙanana nata tambo a titi, yayin mutane suke kaiwa da komowa a fannin harkokin rayuwarsu.
Mu kuma gayun unguwa gamu can a majalissar mu, muna taɗi muna more rayuwarmu da labaru iri-iri, wasu kuma suna gaddamar ƙwallo. Ni kuma ina daga gefe ina cewa " kaifa hamisu yarinyar-nan kande raina ka tayi ""idan ba raini ba yaya zaai ace wai yarinya daga zuwa ƙofar gidansu zance ' ta kalli tsabar fuskarka tace ma mummuna ' ai wallahi da nine kai saina samo hanyar dana soma cin durin kande tun daga soron gidansu naga ƙarshen iskanci". Hamisu yace " lallai yaro bakasan halin wannan shegiyar yarinyar bane ' kaifa na gaya maka indai baka da kuɗi to komai zata iya yi maka, kai ina taƙaice maka zata iya marinka ma, kaga ko akayi mari ina maganar cin durin kande a soro, ai wallahi kasheka zatayi yadda kake matsiyacin-nan, kana ɗan gidan mai unguwa amma kuɗi sun gagareka.
Nace " eh naji amma dai ko ba komai nasan na fika ƙyau, nan fa aka hau dariya a Majalisa, ran hamisu ya ɓaci yace " idan ka isa kai mai Kyakkyawane to asa gasa akan cin durin kande, duk wanda ya samu sa'ar cin gindinta shine gwani, kuma za'a bashi dubu biyu, nace masa wallahi na yarda. Kawai ɗan iskan yaron-nan ya tuntsire da dariya yana nuna ni da yatsa, gami da cewa " 🤣🤣HH kana mitsiyacin a ina zaka samo dubu" nan fa aka rinƙa yimin dariya. Naji haushin abin-nan ba kaɗan ba, nace "eh" naji na amince kawai zance ya ƙare a soma gasa kawai.
Nan fa muna cikin zancen sai ga kande, kutumar uba !!! haka yarinyar tayi hamisu kai kaga nonuwanta suntuma-suntuma da alama wannan za suyi mugun taushi, haba malam albarkatun fulanin nata sun cika ƙirjinta fal tamkar an jera mangwaro mai kan biri cikin rigarta. Suna wani ruƙuƙum ruƙuƙum suna wani bulluƙowa suna ƙara motsawa kikif-kikif, kafin kace kwabo ai tuni burata ta miƙe tsaye ta cika wando, sai wani fat fat take, tana son cin durin kande, ga ɗuwawunta wasu lugub - lugub dasu yadda kasan sabon burodi saboda taushinsu, suna wani sittin saba'in ban karya ba, ɗuwaiwan na sama wannan nayin ƙasa, ga wani gabjejen kwankwaso yadda kasan an saka kabewa a gefen rigarta.
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Cin durin kande part 2
Arna!! ashe sauran yan majalissa sun fini morewa, domin hango su nayi a can gabana, wato sun matsa gaba sun fini gano kayan marmarin kande. Don mutuminka hamisu har wani cewa " wash matsa sautin rediyo, matsa kunna sautin talabijin, saiko na ɗala masa duka a baya, ya wani zabura wayyooo!!! caraf kuwa a kunnen kande, saiko ta juyo ta kallemu, sai muka wayance " kai hamisu menene wannan fa bamai gyaɗa bace, meyasa ka fiye son cin gyaɗa ne " Sai muka ga kande tayi mana murmushi gamida lashe baki, jar uba!! nan fa muka hau ihu " ahhhh!!! ".
Nan kande tayi gaba, muka koma majalissa aka soma maganganu akan yadda cin durin kande zata kasance. Yan majalisar suka ce " yanzu dai gasa tsakanin Audu da hamisu ne, wato Ni da hamisu, kuma kuɗin gasa ₦aira dubu biyu ₦2000 ne dan haka kowa saiya kawo tashi sannan za'a ci-gaba. Take yanke hamisu ya bayar niko banida ko asi, haka nace " zan kawo a jirani naje gida " suka ce shikenan nayi sauri suna jirana.
Nan fa na kama hanyar gida da tunanin yadda cin durin kande zai kasance idan na samu dama, ai wallahi saina yi mata cin karen mahaukaciya, wato saina yi mata cin durin wankin babban bargo. Domin sai burata ta shige har cikin cikinta, ɗuwawunta kuwa saina lagudeshi duka na motsetsi, haka dai nake wannan tunani na cin durin kande.
Babana shine mai unguwar garinmu, kuma Ni kaɗai ɗansa daya haifa, amma saidai mugun matsolo gashi da mugun ƙanƙamo domin ga kuɗi iya kuɗi amma sai ƙyashin bayarwa, wannan dalilin ne yasa kullum nake zama cikin talauci, saidai kuma ɗan abinda na samu daga gun innata, domin tanayin sana'ar ƙuli-ƙuli da gyaɗa. Baban su hamisu kuwa mai gadin makarantar garinmu ne amma shi bashi da matsolanci domin komai hamisu yace yanaso tofa babanshi yana yi masa, yau gashi inason cin durin kande amma kuɗi na neman hanawa.
Haka na shiga gamida rafsa sallama, inna ta amsa, tace Audu abincinka yana soron aiki, kaje ka ɗauka nasan yunwa kakeji, na ɓata rai nace " Ni inna ba yunwa nake ji ba " kawai kuɗi nake buƙata, tace me zaka yi da kuɗi haka, nace ace wai shan rake da ɗan cin gullisuwa su gagari mutum yana ɗan gidan sarauta, tayi murmushi kunsan uwa da ƙaunar ɗanta, sannan tace kwantar da hankalinka nawa, faɗamin nawa kake so.
Nace " dubu huɗu " nan fa inna ta riƙe baki tace " dubu huɗu !!! " me zaka yi da kuɗi har dubu huɗu Audu ?. Nace kawai in zaki bani, to ki bani idan ba zaki bani ba to kawai shikenan, na shura takalma nayi ɗakina, can ina cikin ɗaki a kwance, saiga inna tace " wallahi Audu na duba ko ina wallahi bani da dubu huɗu, sai dubu ɗaya, ita kaɗai ta ragemin cikin gidan-nan. Har nayi shiru, sai wata zuciyar tace " Mahaukacin banza ka karɓa, aika rage " Na miƙe gami da karɓar kuɗi, nace ina sonki inna, tace " nima haka Audu ".
Yanzu dai burina na shiga gasar cin durin kande, ya kusa cika. Na soma cin abinci, ina cikin cin abinci ne wata dabara ta faɗomin, nace ai ya kamata naje kawai sata ɗakin baba. Kawai na tsame hannu daga kwano, na leƙa naji magananshi yana ƙoƙarin fita waje, nayi dariya, abin nema ya samu. Inna kuma tana soron aiki tana suyar ƙarago [ƙuli-ƙuli], na lallaɓa cikin sanɗa na afka cikin ɗakin baba, na soma bincike, kafin kace me na samu dubu sha takwas a ƙarƙashin matashin kai, na yashe su nayi awon gaba abina. Na bar gidan sai majalissar mu, na ƙarasa ina murmushi da tunƙaho, nasa hannuna na zaro kudaɗe yan dubu-dubu bugun Abuja, ina wasa dasu, nan fa gaba ɗaya suka soma yimin kirari, sai Audu ɗan gidan masu kuɗi, kaida tsiya har abada domin baka gajeta ba, can kuma hamisu sai baƙin ciki , yanata ɓace-ɓacen rai ya wani haɗe fuska, kamar wadda aka yiwa albishir da mutuwa, nace " duk ɗan baƙinciki saidai ya mutu - nikam nayi gaba ". Hamisu yace " kaima wallahi ko ba'a gaya ba, kuɗin-nan sato su kayi, ɓarawon banza ɓarawon wofi, na tuntsire da dariya nace" wani yaje ya satoma matsiyacin babansa mana" nan Hamisu ya hayayyaƙomin, nace " kadai san halina !!?". Domin kuwa nasha cin uban Hamisu, indai ta bangaren faɗa ne, shiyasa yake tsorona, na bayar da dubu biyu kuɗin gasar cin durin kande.
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Cin durin kande part 3
Alƙalan gasa suka ce " gasa ta soma yanzu, amma akwai sharaɗi, dole ne sai munga lokacin da ake cin durin kande, domin hakanne zai bamu damar yanke hukuncin wanda yaci gasa. Abinda kawai za'a yi shine akaita ɗakin lawwali dake ƙarshen gari, kuma kwana biyu shine ƙarshen gasar. Kowa ya amince da sharaɗi. Muka watse.
Ai daganan ban zame ko ina ba, sai unguwar su wani abokina Sallau, nace masa niko ina budurwarka hannatu, yace ai yanzun-nan gunta zaije, da bazan sameshi gida ba, yace ' me ya faru, na kwashe labari na gaya masa, yayi dariya har da ihu ! yace ' ai ta kwana gidan sauƙi, saboda hannatu ƙawar kande ce ƙutan, saboda haka mu tafi da kai gidansu, kaji yadda zaka ɓullowa lamarin.
Zuciya cewa take " Duk yadda za'ayi dole zan samo lagonta har ta kaini ga cin durin kande, "
Bayan hannatu ta fito muka gaisa, cikin fara'a da murmushi, na kai bakina kunnen Sallau nace " kai irin wannan luƙa-luƙan nonuwa haka gaskiya kana shagalinka abokina, " yamin murmushi, yace " annurin zuciyata na tambayeki mana, " cikin annuri tace " tambayi mana shalelena ". Sai naga ya matsa kusa da ita ya rungumeta, yana sumbatar bakinta, suna shan juna.
Yace abokina ne yake son kande, Kuma ya rasa hanyar da zai bi ya shawo kanta, sai tace " Hmmm ai ko cin durin kande kake so zaka iya, indai kanada kuɗi, kaje ka wanketa da kuɗi , wannan ya isa ".
Ai ina jin haka cikin murmushi, na juya na barsu nan, suka ci-gaba da more rayuwarsu, domin har sallau ya luma manyan nonuwanta masu taushi cikin baki, yanata faman tsotsewa.
Daga nan na nufi ƙofar gidan su kande.
Kamar yadda nayi haka Hamisu yayi, domin shi daga nan bai tsaya ko ina ba, sai ƙofar gidansu kande, daga fitowarta ta ganshi tace " meya dawo da kai ƙofar gidanmu, ba kaine na kora shekaran jiya ba, nan dai ya dinga roƙonta, yana mata magiya, wai ta bashi dama, zai gyara kuskurensa, ai yana tsugunne yana roƙonta sai ji kake FAU !! ta ɗauke shi da mari, hakan ko yayi daidai da ƙarasowa ta ƙofar gidan, ina gani na soma dariya "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" ihu-hu!!!, Wallahi saida cikinsa yayi ciwo, har ina faɗuwa, saboda tsabar dariya, naga mutuminka ya tashi a fusace wai zai daketa. Na tashi da sauri na shige gabansa, na tare mata, ai tun a wannan lokacin ta soma ƙaunata, domin na ceceta daga bugun ƙato, nan fa muka soma rufsa komowa da Hamisu, hawaye a idonsa yana cewa " wallahi saina ci uwar babar yarinyar-nan " , haka dai faɗan ya koma kaina, gasar cin durin kande ta koma faɗa, dama na fishi ƙarfi na samu abun banza na narka, nayi masa li-lis, da kansa ya gudu.
Haka na raka kande har cikin soro, kawai naji ta rungumeni wayyo daɗi lumtsuma-lumtsuman nonuwanta suka dira ƙirjina, ai sai naji na susuce, na soma shafata, cewa take " wallahi dama na daɗe ina ƙaunarka " nima nace mata haka. Nan dai soyayya mai ƙarfi ta ƙullu, kaga kuwa maganar cin durin kande aita ƙare.
Ashhh!! sokamin, cini dai, wayyo daɗi, shine yake fita daga bakin kande lokacin dana saita ƙatuwar burata na zabga mata a cikin ramin durinta, ina soka mata gwatsoo kif-kif-kif paaaat kamar namijin zaki, yayinda ta taga kuwa alƙalan gasa ne, ke kallo, domin kamar yadda akasa sharɗi, na kawo ta har ɗakin lawwali dake ƙarshen gari.
cin durin kande ya samo asaline washe garin ranar da muka fara soyayya ita, domin saboda tsabar so da ƙauna, kande har gidan-mu take, amma bata same ni ba, domin kuwa ce mata akayi, ai tun jiya rabona da gida, suma nemana suke.
Yo to Mutumin daya sato maƙudan kudaɗe, inashi Ina komawa gida, ai wallahi a cikin daren-nan baba zai yanka Ni, Domin nasan yana can ya gama kai da gwiwa, saboda dubu takwas wata ƙila hawan jininshi ya tashi ma.
Haka kande tazo har majalissarmu, ta sameni muka rangaɗa cikin gari, cikin kogin ƙauna, muna soyewa har na kaina ɗakin lawwali.
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Cin durin kande last part
Muna shiga na kamo hannunta ina shafawa, ina matsata a haka na zaro manya-manyan Nonuwanta masu taushi, na soma tsotsa washhh' daɗi ina sha , tsuuu uhmmm ushhh, ina laguda ɗuwawunta, ina sossoka yatsa tsakiyar ɗuwawun, kande nishi take sama-sama ummmmh washhh'!! nan kuma ga kan nonuwanta a bakina ina tsotsarsa, daɗi na kaimin har zuwa kwanya, na dawo da hannuna ta ƙasa, na kwance zanenta wayyo daɗi, nan fa kwandara-kwandaran ɗuwawunta suka buntsulo na soma lagudarsu ina matsasu, gaba ɗaya mun ɗimauce cikin kogon daɗi, muna nishi muna shan juna, na ɗora hannu kan gindinta mai tudu ina shafashi washhh' ashhhh osiiishhhhh ahhhh!!! dadiyzai kasheni, ina ɗan tuttura yatsa kan ƙofar durin, ina shafeta ina lailayata, kafin kace me hannuna ya jiƙe shar-kaf da ruwan duri, burata ta kamo tana wasa da ita, tana latsa ƙofar kaciyata, ina lumshe ido, ina ƙara tura mata ita, tana lagudamin, nayi zindir na turata kan katifa na soka mata bura, na soma cin durin kande, cinta nake cewa take"ashhhh osshhhh, wyyyyyyyo zan mutu wayyo daɗi cini dai soka dai " na dage caccaka mata gwatso nake kiki-kif kiki-kif kiki-kif kamar zan fasa ta. Yayinda alƙalan gasa wandunansu ya gama jiƙewa da ruwa, suma sai faman gurnani suke ta taga, suna nishin daɗi.
Na juyata tayimin goho na cigaba da cin durin kande, tana buntsulo min manyan ɗuwawunta baƙwal-baƙwal gabana ina tura mata bura cikin duri, ihu muke na daɗi, mun cika ɗakin da gurnani, uwwwwwwssssss wyyyyyyyo haka na dinga cika mata kogon lubiyar zumar durinta da ruwa, ina ambaliyar ruwa, itama tana zubo wani farin ruwa, muna gurnani " ashhhh osshhhh Karka tsaya cigaba, sokawa nake, cewa " cin durin kande, akwai daɗi, gindinki yafi zuma daɗi, washhhh oiiiishhh!!! "
Can muka soma baccin-nan har zuwa magariba, muka sulale muka koma inda muka fito, na wuce majalissa aka naɗamin lambu cin gasa, sannan aka yiwa Hamisu ihu harda tungurin kai, kamar ya mutu dan haushi, suka bani kudina.
Kaga kenan cin durin kande ya tashi a bulis, wato naci banza a sadaka. Na haɗa kuɗi na lallaɓa na mayarwa da Baba, na koma ɗakina na kwanta, sai a lokacin inna ta ganni, ta ƙwalawa Baba Kira tace " ai kaga Audu nan" ya taso da zuwan-sa ina kuɗi na, nace " kuɗi kuma Nana" Ni da bananan " yana ƙoƙarin ɗakko wuƙa, nace masa indai ya ƙara dubawa yanzu baiga kudinsa ba, tona yadda ni na ɗauka.
Da komawarsu suka ƙara binkice saiga kuɗi, a inda suka a ajiye, inna tace dama na gaya maka alhaji Audu bai ɗauki Kuɗinka ba. Wannan ko gaskiya ne domin Ni ba ɓarawo bane, amma fa akwai son cin durin kande.
