Cin durin hajiya da mai gadi part 1
Sanadin amarya, Hajiya Ladidi ta koma cin mai gadi, cin durin Hajiya da mai gadi, asha daɗi lahiya.
Acan wani gari mai nisan_ nisan _nisa anyi wani hamshaƙin mai kuɗi ɗan ƙwalisa, mai suna Alhaji Mudi. Alhaji Mudi ɗan ƙauye ne futik amma akwai kuɗi domin yanada manya manyan motoci irin na ɗaukar kaya daga Kano zuwa Lagos, zuwa onacha da sauran wurare, duk da cewa yanzu haka yana a cikin birni amma wannan shirmen nasu na ƙauye bai sake shiba, domin idan ya tafka maka wani abu, kaida kanka zaka ce lallai wannan garane. Ai baka sani ba domin biyu aka tara domin matarsa duka kanwar ja' ce domin itama typical yar-ƙauye ce, amma ta fagen soyayya Hajiya da Alhaji suna more rayuwarsu, domin kullum sai sunci gindi.
Kamar yadda suka saba yau-ma Alhaji Mudi ya dawo gida da daddare, ya biya ta wajen suya spots ya samo wasu daƙwalen kaji guda biyu, kai! wannan kaji sun gasu sunyi wani lugubgub tamkar manya-manyan nonuwan hajiya Ladidi, domin kuwa Indai maganace ta lumtsuma-lumtsuman nonuwa tofa Hajiya Ladidi akwaisu dama yar fulani ce kaga kuwa samun albarkatun fulani a tattare da ita ba abin mamaki bane, washhh'ayysshh daɗi domin idan ka leƙa cikin bireziyyar Hajiya tofa saidai kaji tsuliyarka ya tsartuwar ruwa, saboda wani huci za kaga rufsa-rufsan nonuwan hajiya suna yi, ko kuma kaji kamar ya tura hannu ya cafkosu, gata yar duma-duma mai wawakeken duri, domin duk girman burar alhaji Mudi bata cika durin Hajiya Ladidi yadda ya kamata, amma a haka suke shakatawa cikin dare.
Ina fatan dai kasan kankana uwar ruwa, toka samu rusa-rusa masu ruwa sosai ya haɗesu guri guda, ka kallesu tofa baza sukai girman nunannun kuma luntuma-luntuman ɗuwawun hajiya ba wanda zaƙinsu yafi gwanda daɗi, ga ƙofar durinta ɗan cas a ragaye yadda kasan ita ta tsaga abarta.
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Cin durin hajiya da mai gadi part 2
Bayan alhaji Mudi ya shigo gida kai tsaye ya wuce ɗakin Ladidi, da sauri domin so kawai yake yaji burarsa cikin kogon lubiyar zumar durinta mai maiƙo, saidai kash Hajiya wanka take yana shiga ya tarar batanan, ya soma kira " Ladidi! Ladidi " tace " uhmm Maigida" yace ' wai ina kinka hige ' kindai sani sarai wutsiyata cinki takeso tayi' tace " Haba alhajin-ga ka barni na hito mana kasan wannan gutsu nawa sai ana wankeshi sosai " yace ' eh kwaraikuwa kin faɗi daidai.
Nan alhaji ya cire kayansa tsaf, yayi zindir ya haye gado ya kalli silin yana shafa burarsa wacce ta miƙe tsaye zangamgam tana dukan iska, yana laguda kan yana lumshe ido Ashhh!!! washh Ladidi.
Can saiga hajiya Ladidi ta fito daga ita sai wani kafcecen ɗan diras ƙato, ga rabin ɗuwawunta a waje suna wani walai-walai suna shaɓar shaɓar, nonuwanta kuwa a waje suke sun kumbura ga kawunansu sunyi tuƙu-tuƙu tamkar alewa, wohohoh!! nan fa nufo Mudi tun daga nesa ya tashi ya zuro ƙafafu ƙasa daga kan gadon yana jiranta gamida da lashe baki, tana ƙarasowa ya janyota tayi masa rumfa, ushh!!! nan fa ya soma lagudar manya-manyan nonuwanta yana luliyawa yayinda Ladidi ta dinga sakin wani nishi usshhh!! washh!! Maigida!! ya luma kan nonon-nan a bakinsa ya soma lashewa usww!! yana tsotsewa - Hajiya sai banƙarowa take tana tura masa nonuwan-nan a baki, yana gurnani Uwwwshh!! yana suɗewa tareda luguiguitawa, haba hajiya Ladidi ta fita a hayyacinta idonta ya ƙada yayi jajur, ta cafko burar Mudi ta soma liliya burar-nan tana luguiguitawa tana shafata ina Mudi ya soma ihu!! iihuhuhh !!! daɗi Wayyyyyoooooohh !! daɗi yadda kasan mahaukaci sabon kamu, an gaya masa idan ana kan hanyar cin gindi hauka ake, mai karatu gaya masa.
Mudi ya tura hannunsa kan cikin Hajiya yayi ƙasa washhhh!!! ya lalubo gindinta wanda ya jiƙe shar-kaf da ruwa, ya dinga goga mata tafin hannu akan tudun gindin-nan yana ashhhh!! itama ta soma gurnani tamkar zakanya ishhhhh!!! tana ushhhh!! oiiiishhh!!! tana buɗe baki take wannan nishi akan kunnen alhaji Mudi, aiko ta tura masa harshe cikin kunne, wayyo ashhhh!!! Ladidi zan mutu wayyo- Ladidi zan mutu -wayyo daɗi zai kashe ni ayyyshhh!!!.
Aiko shima ya soma zura mata yatsu cikin gindinta yana karkaɗawa Hajiya Ladidi ta saki wani ihuuu ishhhhh gaskiya Maigida ina sonka, hannu Mudi yayi sharaf sharaf da ruwa tamkar yasa hannunsa a ruwan koko, saida suka shafe sama da rabin sa'a a haka.
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Cin durin hajiya da mai gadi part 3
Alhaji Mudi ya miƙe tsaye, ya tura Hajiya Ladidi har zuwa jikin bango, ya soma goggoga bura kan luntsumemen ɗuwawunta, yana laguda ɗuwawun, yana wani hushh!! cikin kunnen hajiya, yayinda ita kuma ke ƙara turo masa zazzakar ɗuwawun, yasa hannu ya soma jan wandonta ƙasa nan da nan saiga wannan buntsila-buntsilan ɗuwawun na hajiya a waje, ya latsasu gamida dukan fata da hannu sukayi wani girgiza gir - gir, ya zura hannunsa ta ƙasa ya soma shafa mata duri, yana yawo da hannun kan gindinta tana wani gurnani Uwwwshh!!!!, haka ya saita lafceciyar bulalar burarsa ta tsagar ɗuwawunta ya soka mata bura can cikin wannan wawakeken durin nata, Hajiya yaji wani ɗumi ya shigeta ta saki wani nishi uwwwwww!!! sululuf sululuf sululuf ya soma runtuma mata bura cikin durinta, nan fa hajiya ta susuce ta dinga wutsil-wutsil da ɗuwawunta burar na ƙara shigewa ciki, ga wani ruwa na biyo kan burar alhaji Mudi yana wanketa.
Alhaji ya dinga tsotsayeta yana tsotse bayanta kuma yana soka mata gwatsoo kif-kif-kif fat-fat washhh'daɗi burata Ladidi gutsunki kam akwai daɗi, yana ihu-hu!! na shiga uku na shiga gindi mai ruwa, yana oshhhh!!! ashh!!! ji kake chakwal-cakwal yana zuwa yana dawowa, burar-nan na caccaka sosai, nan suka soma kawowa, Hajiya ta dinga feshin ruwa ayyyshhh!!! alhaji shima ya fara zubowa, yana nutsa mata bura ashhhh!!! yana kwaranya mata ruwan bura.
Kullum Hajiya da Alhaji haka suke more rayuwarsu, Basu fara rigima ba, sai ranar da alhaji yayi sabon aure, domin alhaji Mudi wata kyakkyawar yar birni ya aura mai Fa'iza, tunda alhaji Mudi ya auri Fa'iza ya daina bi takan Hajiya Ladidi, kullum saidai ya gudu gun Fa'iza acan yake cin duri iya son ranshi, domin matar akwai akwai albarkatun kayan marmari, iri daban daban gata wayis wayo take yi masa da duri, shiyasa ya maƙale mata yadda kasan cingam.
Wata rana alhaji ya dawo gida kamar lokacin daya saba dawowa, kai tsaye ya wuce ɓangaren amarya wato Fa'iza. Ga Hajiya Ladidi ba abinda take buƙata illa shigar bura cikin gindinta, domin gaba ɗaya sha'awa ta rufeta, ta soma shasshafa durinta taji hakan bai mata ba, saita nufi ɓangaren amarya da zuwan-ta ta tarar da alhaji Mudi yana cin Fa'iza sunata gurnani Uwwwshh!!! Ashhh! cikin ɗaki, kasan yar-ƙauye da shirme tace ' alhaji yaufa nice da karɓar bura" yace " dallah fita ki bani waje, nafi son irin wannan gutsun' Hajiya Ladidi cikin fushi tayi waje, ga sha'awa ta isheta, aiko ta nufi ɗakin baba Maigadi, da zuwan-ta ta tura ƙofar wayam saiga baba Maigadi daga shi sai wani ƙaramin gajeran wandonsa, yana sharar bacci ga lafceciyar burarsa cikin wando.
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Cin durin hajiya da mai gadi last part
Hajiya ta lashe baki ta matsa kusa da maigadi, ta soma shafa masa bura, kasan burar data daɗe bataci gindi ba, ai kuwa nan da nan burar baba Maigadi tayi wani tsangal-gal tana huci, Hajiya ba wani ɓata lokaci tayi zindir sannan ta luma kaciyar burar baba Maigadi cikin durinta, ji kake wani shaɓal bura ta nutse cikin duri mai ruwa, nan fa Hajiya ta soma sama tana ƙasa burar-nan na shigewa cikin kogon gindinta, gata ƙatuwa duk girman wawakeken durinta saida ta cikashi taf-- baba Maigadi ya soma ƙyarma saboda ya daɗe rabon daya ci gato, ya buɗe idanu yaga mace akan burarsa, aiko baiƙi wani tanka ba, kawai ya ruƙo ƙugunta ya soma zabga mata zabgegiyar burarsa cikin kogon lubiyar zumar gindinta, saida itama tayi wani canji domin yanzu ɗumin da take ji ya ƙaru, haka ya cigaba da shirga mata bulalar burarsa cikin kogon durinta, nan fa Hajiya ta soma kiran oishhh wayyo daɗi ayyyshhh!!!!. Baba Maigadi ko ihu baya iyawa, saboda daɗi gashi durin Ladidi taushi dashi ta ciki, ko ina burar Maigadi kewayawa take tamkar mai ƙwallon ƙafa.
Maigadi saida ya ƙara ruƙo ɗuwawun hajiya Ladidi, hannunsa suka lume cikin tsokar ɗuwawun hajiya, gwafal-uba nan fa ya dinga turo ɗuwawunta ƙasa, burar-nan tayi tsaye cikin durinta yayinda yake soka gwatsoo kif-kif-kif paaaat kamar fasa mata gindi, Hajiya ta dinga tsiyaya tana ɓulɓulo ruwa kan cinyar Maigadi, amma bai daina danƙara mata gwatsoo ba, fat fat fat kawai kakeji, saiko ta fara ihuuuuuu!!!! ayyyyyshhh yyy!!!! sakeni haka amma ina ba'a magana domin shi sai a wannan lokacin ya soma kawowa, ya dinga cin hajiya, Ladidi ihu'!!! yana totsa mata Bura, harta fara hawaye sai a wannan lokacin ya soma zuba mata ruwan bura ashhhh!!! oishhh!!! yana gurnani Uwwwshh!!! ishhh!!! kamar ranta zai fita yana zillo tana yi masa motsi da duri, ushhh!!! take cewa, saida ya tsaya sannan ta tashi ta gudu, shi kanshi Maigadi baisan wace-ce yaci ba, amma yafi tunanin Hauwa yar aiki ce, domin yaga tana lashe baki ɗazu da taga girman burarsa a cikin wando.
Hajiya ta fice ta koma ɗakinsa tana murmushi, tace washhhh gaskiya burar-nan tafi ta alhaji daɗi.
Tun daga wannan rana, cin durin Hajiya da mai gadi ya soma, kullum saidai ta gudu ɗakin mai gadi, ta kwashe Gara.
