Cin durin bakuwar gidanmu part 1
Sabon Labari na yau labarin cin durin bakuwar gidanmu, wacce tazo gidan-mu domin karatun University.
Yadda labarin wayyo nagaji ya soma na cin durin bakuwar gidanmu, ranar sha'awa ce ta dameni ina cikin ɗakina a kwance, gashi kuma ni da budurwata munyi yar ƙaramar hatsaniya, kasan duk irin soyayyar da kake yiwa mace, wataran sai kunyi rigima. Ranar lahadi naji innata tana waya da wata ƙawarta, to ita wannan abokiyar innar tanada ɗiya mace mai suna Sa'adatu, a cikin wayar da sukeyi naji ta cewa innata ɗiyarta Sa'adatu zata zo kano karatun jami'a wato makarantar dake garin Kano.
Abu dai kamar wasa ba saiga sa'adatu a gidan-mu ba. Farinciki a raina ai basai an tona ba, yarinyar-nan gata chocolate ga wasu fararen idanuwa idan kaji muryarta saika iya zama shashasha domin zaƙinta, kai dole ma namiji ya faɗa a sonta idan ya ganta, ga nonuwa tandan-tandan madaidaita dasu, ga ƙugunta masu jan hankalin maza, idan kusa kukayi ido huɗu da Sa'adatu to wallahi baza kaso ka ɗauke kai ba. Wuyanta dogo siririya daɗin mamula, ga ƙananan fatun kunne, hancinta nada tsayi kuma ba ƙato bane. Bayan zuwan Sa'adatu gidan-mu a hankali a hankali muka fara ƙulla ƙawance da ita, ya zamana wasu lokutan muna tare, har takai mun shaƙu da juna sosai, domin a gidanmu ni kaɗai ne namiji, kuma ni da ita tare muke yawo a cikin gari muje duk inda tace muje, ko kuma na kaimu gun more rayuwa, muci mu sha mu gyagije bayan munyi yawo saimu dawo gida.
Wata rana ina cikin ɗakina a kwance burata tana sama tana ƙasa tayi wani sangangam tana kallon silin, a wannan lokacin wutsiyata ba abinda taka buƙata illa gindi, Ni dai burina in samu gutsun da in na fara sokata sai naji ana cewa "wayyo nagaji" wato sai mai gindin tace wayyo nagaji da kanta, tsuliyata agaji take nema a samu mai taimakawa.
Wohohoh!! saiko naji ƙaran buɗe ƙofa, kawai naji an shigomin ɗaki an kamo golayena tana cewa " Wow!! Zubairu gaskiya buran-nan taka akwai girma, buran-nan taka zankaɗeɗiya ce, gata da taushi, bari ina ɗan tsotse maka ita. Kawai naji " wayyo ahh!! " ta_fara_wasa_da yan golona_tana_sa_bakinta_tana_lashemin_kan kaciyata_sosai, haba_ni_kuma_wani_irin_daɗi yana_ratsamin_jikina.
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Cin durin bakuwar gidanmu part 2
kai malam gaskiya bakuwar gidanmu tasan sirrin shan bura, ai cin durin bakuwar gidanmu dole ya bada armashi, golona ta soka a bakinta tana lashemin su tas ko'ina ta lashemin a jikina, sosai sosai yadda ya kamata ahhhhhhhsss!!! aiko na tashi na kamota na turata kan gado, daɗi ya ɗimauta ni na kamo kafarta na ware ƙafar, durin-nan ya gwale naga wannan kan belin na gindinta yayi cut ya tashi sosai har wani zillo yakeyi ga wani ruwa ya mamaye tsakanin durinta, gindin har wani maiƙo yakeyi da wani santsi, me zan jira na kai hannuna dai-dai kan belin gindinta na taɓashi, nan dan nan naji ta saki wani nishi uhhh!!! na cigaba da wasa dashi ina luguiguitashi, ahhhhshh !!! ruwan daɗi na ƙara gangarowa yana ɗisa, na dinga wasa da belin gindinta ina shafashi, washhh'ashhhh daɗi, yarinya tabi gaba ɗaya ta fita a hayyacinta, yadda kasan wacce ta tayar da aljanu sai wani ƙyarma take tana karkarwa, shegiyar tasan haka take ta kawo kanta hannun Zubairu, na luma hannuna cikin gindinta, na soma cin durin bakuwar gidanmu, ina soka mata gwatsoo da yatsuna guda biyu, haka cuf cuf nake yawo da hannuna cikin gindin, sai wani zillo take kamar ta ruga.
Haka na cigaba da cin durin bakuwar gidanmu, can na ƙara janta baya gamida gyara zamanta, haba na rinƙa soka mata harshe a cikin ramin durinta ina tsotsa ina shafa da hannun, gaba ɗaya nasa leɓena na sama da ƙasa na rufe ƙofar gindin, ba abinda ke fita sai ƙaran suɗewar dana keyi. Na miƙa hannuna sama na cafko nonuwanta hagu da dama ina murzasu ina lagudewa, hannuna yana lumewa cikinsu, wai !!! nonuwan-nan badai laushi ba, ai yadda kasan burodi nake cafka ina matsawa, nan fa ta soma kiran yaya " Ashhh!!! bakinka daɗi, wayyo daɗi" ta riƙo kaina tana ƙara dannani tsakiyar birnin maidugurin gindinta, ni kuma ina cigaba da karatu a tsangayar makarantar durinta, aiko karatu na shiga yadda ya kamata, domin kuwa duk abinda na zuƙa saina haddace.
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Cin durin bakuwar gidanmu last part
Na dinga sha'awar na soma cin durin bakuwar gidanmu, kawai na ɗago kaina daga kan ƙofar durin, gamida lasarsa na ƙarshe, nasa hannuna kan lallausar farar cinyarta wayyo taushi na gwale cinyoyin haba nan fa durin ya ƙara gwalewa, jar uban-nan!!! ai daga budewar cinyoyin naji an wankemin fuska da ruwa, ruwan-nan duka ya feshemin fuska, nace wayyo daɗi tun kafin na fara cin durin bakuwar gidanmu kenan. Daɗi ya ƙara fasamin ƙwaƙwalwata aiko nayi sauri na haye samanta ina tsotse ko'ina dake jikinta, a haka har na isa ishhh!!! wato tausasan bakinta wanda ke ɗauke da wasu laɓɓa masu sheƙi da mugun taushi, kutumar uba!! ai ina ɗora bakina naji na suma domin kuwa wani tsinannen shugaban ƙasar zaƙi naji, nakai tsotsa ta biyu saiko na jiyoni a baitul-malin rijiyar zuma, wayyo na mutu na lalace, yanzu ace Ni Zubairu ne na samu irin wannan garabasa haka, wallahi sai nayi kuka yiihhh!! uhhw uhhw , daɗi zan kashe ni, kuma ban soma cin durin bakuwar gidanmu ba.
Haka nake ta sambatu washhh'wayyyo ina tsotsaye bakinta, ina tura harshena cikin bakinta tana turomin nata, na kamo harshenta na soma tsotsa washhh'daÉ—i ina pop-up lollipop a wannan lokacin inda zaka bani ₦aira million 1,000,000 to fa bazan iya daina shan bakin Sa'adatu ba. DaÉ—i ne irin wanda ake cewa wayyo na shiga saboda É—imaucewa.
Daɗi ya kwasheni ban gaya maka abinda ke faruwa ta ƙasa ba, watau burata ce taketa harbe-harbe da goge a bakin ƙofar durin Sa'adatu, gashi turomin gindin take yana gogar burata amma madarar bakinta ta ɗaukemin hankali, duka na ɓata mata cinya da ruwan daɗi.
Yanzu abubuwa sun soma dawomin dai-dai, kaina ya fara warwarewa, yanzu zan soma cin durin bakuwar gidanmu, haka na riƙo kan kaciyata, na shafo ƙofar kogon lubiyar zumar durinta na lumtsuma mata burata, mukayi wani ƙara a tare "0$$shhh" wani daɗi cikin gindin-nan nata ya soma dukan burata, aiko na soma lafta mata gwatso pat-pat-pat cinta nake cewa take ashhhh osshhhh Wasshhhh yaya nonona daɗi, na maida hannuna kan nonuwan na soma murzawa washhh'ayysshh duk duniya kinfi kowa daɗi Sa'adatu. Put Put zankaɗa mata bura nake ina cafke tandan-tandan ɗin nonuwanta ina tsotsesu
Sai nayi sama da ƙuguna sai in buga gwatsoo kif-kif-ina ƙara sokawa, Ayyyshhh uyyyshhhh !!! taketa harbe-harbe da faɗa, Itama bugamin gwatsoo take tana cika ina cinta, cin durin bakuwar gidanmu akwai daɗi, CAN naji ruwa ya taho ushhh!!! Ashhh!!! na soma tsiyaya ruwan daɗi a cikin ramin durinta ina ƙara tura bura, ina juyewa Sa'adatu ruwa, itama sai naji na ƙankameni tana gurnani ummwws Ashhh wayyo daɗi ashhhhhh!!! sai ruwa zut-zut zut yana tsiyayewa akan burata, nan dai bacci ya kwasheni, bansan ina tayi ba.
Laifin daɗi ƙarewa anan muka kawo ƙarshen labarin cin durin bakuwa yar jami'a, amma a wannan gida namu ba'a rasa abin taɓawa.
