Cin da kwarto yayi min part 1
Sunana Habiba wanda akafi sani da yar gwal saboda irin gatan dana ke samu agun mahaifana, musamman babana wanda ya kasance attajirin ɗan kasuwa mai kuɗi, yana matuƙar shagwaɓani tamkar wata yar tsanar roba, komai idan inaso kawai zuwa nake ɗakin babana na buɗe durowa na ɗauka, duniya kullum sabuwa ce a wajena, saboda irin ƙaunar da mahaifina yake yimin har a gari aka saka Habiba yar gwal.
kafin na shiga baka labarin cin da kwarto yayi min, bari kaji yadda samarin unguwarmu suka haukace a kaina, Ni mace ce doguwa fatar jikina gogaggiya ce mai taushi irin black beauty, Kuma gani kyakkyawa ta gaban kwatance domin hancina tsini ne dashi tamkar biro, haka kuma idanuna farare ne tas kamar madarar nono na ɓare akan siminti, idan ko ka taho bakina dole sai kaji sha'awar tsotsar bakina, domin ɗan ƙaramine amma yanada faffaɗan leɓe wanda yayi jajur, idan ka kalli leɓena saika iya cewa jan-baki nasa amma ba abinda nasa kawai leɓen nawa ne a haka, banada manyan kumatu amma inada yawan gashin kai wanda ya gangaro har gadon bayana gashi mai santsi da ƙamshi.
Habawa!! idan dubanka ya dira izuwa ƙirjina, anan zaka tabbatar na cika cikakkiyar mace lafiyayya, domin a cike nake fal da albarkatun kayan marmari irin na fulani, ƙirjina a cike yake da damatsan matasan nonuwa tsayayyu yan dai-dai misali, a tsaye suke koda yaushe cirko-cirko tamkar ƙafafuwan balbela yayin da take tashi a cikin sararin samaniya, wato idan balbela na tashi to zaka ga ta miƙe ƙafafuwanta baya sunyi tsaye ta bayanta yayinda take karkaɗa fiffikenta tana iyo cikin iska.
Kar dai na kwasheka da labari, idonka ya koma kan shafaffen cikina wanda saika rantse bana cin abinci, domin cikina yadda kasan an shafa siminti a jikin bango, haka wannan fatar ciki nawa ta gangara har zuwa kan kayan daɗina wash!! ko ni da nake mace nasan dole zanyi daɗi, saboda durina ba irin na sauran mata bane, gindina na musamman ne tamkar auta a cikin gida, ƙofar gutsuna yar ƙarama ce wai wai!! ai dole nayi wai!! domin ƙofar-nan ko babban ɗan yatsa baya iya shigarta saboda tayi masa kaɗan amma cin da kwarto yayi min saida yasa yar ƙofar nan ta ƙara wangalewa, durina baze baka sha'awa ba saika ganshi a jiƙe shar-kaf da ruwa, musamman lokacin da wata sha'awa ta tayarmin, domin gani zakai ƙofar tana buɗewa a hankali a hankali da kanta domin a wannan lokacin ba abinda take muradi illa taji shigar bura cikinta. Ɗuwawuna yan madaidaita ne cuf dasu daɗin kamawa amma a wani banƙare nake ga ɗuwawun sunyi wani wahabi sun buntsulo baya, idan ka hangoni daga nesa to kawai sunan ƙirata COCA-COLA domin kuwa a haka halittana take.
Gani yarinya yar shekara sha tara [¹9] sai shegiyar sha'awa, domin a kullum durina ya jiƙe kaɗan ya jiƙe kamar sau biyar idan baifi haka ba, saidai saboda tarbiyya ta ina daurewa wata rana har nayi azumi amma fa duk da haka idan sha'awata ta tashi na rantse sai naji kamar zan suma, domin ji nake kawai ba abinda nake buƙata illa shigar bura cikin gindina, duk kalar shafawar da zan yiwa durina amma a banza, domin kawai ƙara tayar da sha'awa nake.
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Cin da kwarto yayi min part 2
Kuma gani da farin jini, domin idan na fito waje saidai kaga samari na komawa yadda kasan gumaka saboda kallona, yayinda nake tafiya a wannan rufsheshen ɗuwawun nawa yana kaɗawa sama da ƙasa, yan iskan suyimin ƙuri-ƙuri da ido sai kace sun bugeni su soma cina a titi. Ni kaina nasan wannan kalar kallo shi ya zama silar cin da kwarto yayi min har cikin ɗakina.
Wata rana da yamma na fito zanje gidansu ƙawata wanda gidan-su bashi da tazara da gidan-mu, na shirya nayi tsaf dani, nan fa surata ta ƙara bayyana sosai domin kayan dana saka wata jar abaya ce mai ratsin baƙi, na zauna a jikina yadda ya kamata, saiko na koma tamkar wata balarabiya yar sudan, nayi ƙyau, ƙyau irin na tsada wato matar manya, na ɗauko liƙab ɗina na ɗaura maganin masu sa ido wato samarin layi, na fito daga bakin gate ɗin gidan-mu na kama hanyar zuwa gidansu Bishira ƙawata, haba ai tun daga nesa gaba ɗaya ilahirin kallo ya koma kaina, wai da yake yan-iska aje wai kallo harda wanzam mai aski, domin kuwa a yayinda suke kallona dashi da wanda yake yiwa askin tuni wanzam ya kafta masa wani mugun bulle a tsakiyar kai, shida zaiyi masa askin Side-Cut sai gashi yayi masa titin Legas a tsakiyar kai, can na ɗanyi nisa na jiyosu suna rigima, nace Allah ya ƙara badai kallon mata ba a cigaba, duk da haka ban tsira ba domin wata sabuwar majalisar na kuma samu a gabana suma gaba ɗaya ba abinda sukai in banda kallona, na rantse har wani saɓulewa nake kamar zan faɗi saboda masifar kallon mutanen-nan. Ai kai idan na baka lamarin cin da kwarto yayi min a gidan-mu dole baza kayi mamaki ba.
Haka na ƙarasa har gidan su Bishira nice ban dawo gida ba sai bayan sallar magariba, nayi Sallah na shiga gun mama mukayi hira, ban dawo ɗakina ba sai bayan tayi bacci nazo na kwanta bacci ya kwasheni.
Ashe akwai wani saurayi Hannafi ɗan gidan malam Nafi'u wanda sun kasance maƙwabtanmu, duk abinda nake idonshi yana kaina, bashi da buri a duniya wanda ya wuce ya cini, kullum sai yayi mafarki yana cina, a cikin mafarke-mafarke da yake yawan yi akwai ranar da babansu yazo wucewa ta kusa da ɗakinsa yaji shi yana sambatu washhh'wayyyo!!! yana kiran sunana cikin bacci. Nice ya gani cikin mafarkinsa a zindir ya dinga mamulata har ya soka burarsa cikin kogon gindinta yana tafka gwatsoo har saida ya kawo yana ihu da kiran sunana a mafarki, abin kuma har ya fito waje Malam har yaji amma ya wuce saboda yasan samari yadda suke.
A ranar ya gama shiri tsaf na kota mutu yaufa saiya cini, haka ya haura katangar gidan-mu duk girmanta, babbar matsalarsa baisan ɗakina ba, haka ya tafi laluben, kasan ance duk sammakonka wani a hanya ya kwana.
Bayan bacci ya ɗaukeni, inata sharar bacci abina, ashe wani kwarto wanda bansan waye ba ya shigo har cikin ɗakina, kuma yayi sa'ar samuna na ware cinyoyina inata sharar bacci, a hankali ya buɗe ƙofar ɗakina ya shigo.
Da zuwansa ya soma shafani yana shafani yana latsa matasan nonuwana dake cikin rigar bacci, ya dawo ta bayan gadon ya leƙa ɗan ƙaramin siket ɗin dake jikina ushh!! nan fa ya hango ɗan ƙaramin durina yasha aski yayi fes, ya karo hancinsa ya shaƙi ƙamshin durina haba! ya wani lumshe ido Ashhh!!!!.
Ya soma yace siket ɗina a hankali, gashi ban saka wando ba, haka gindina yake a waje, ya gwale cinyoyina ƙofar ɗan ƙaramin gutsuna ya buɗe saiko ya kafa baki ya soma tsotsemin tsinin duri, oishhh !! nayi wani nishi, yaga kamar zan farka, sai ya soma bi a hankali karba tashi, ya dinga lasar saman durina yana suɗewa, Ni kuma jina nake tamkar a mafarki daɗi kawai nake ji yana shigata, nan na soma faɗin Ashhh!!!! ina riƙe filo, ina ihun daɗi ashhhh!! yayinda ya soka tsinin harshensa cikin gindina nayi wani zillo sama ina ƙara turo masa gutsun harshensa yana ƙara lumewa ciki sosai.
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Cin da kwarto yayi min last part
Kafin cin da kwarto yayi min ya fara aukuwa saida ya suɗemin duri tas ya shanye ruwan durin-nan, yana lumshe ido Ashhh ohiiii!! yayi ya mamaye min ƙwaƙwalwata, aiko ina ihu washh wayyyo!!! haka nake cewa. Haka wannan kwarto yayo sama ya soma tsotsaye nonuwana wayyo daɗi ayyyshhh!!! wani irin daɗi nakeji akan nonuwana ina sakin nishi oishhh!! nasa hannu na kama kansa ina ƙara turo masa nonon cikin bakinsa, suɗemin su yake tamkar ya samu alewa, wohohoh!!! ina jin daɗin mafarkin da nake, wanda ashe gaskiya ne, na dinga motsa bakina alamun inaso a soma sumbatana, haka ya sokamin harshe cikin bakina ya soma shan bakina yana tsotsarmin harshe nima ina ƙara turo masa zazzakar harshena yana shanyewa, saida ya shanyemin baki tas.
Sannan ya soma latsamin ɗuwawuna, can kawai naji wani abu ƙato yana ƙoƙarin shiga cikin durina saboda ƙaramar ƙofar gindin-nan ayysshh!!! ina gurnani da ihu na buɗe ido, aiko me zanji inba burar kwarton nan, aiko na soma ƙoƙarin tashi ya danneni ya hanani ganinsa ya cigaba da shamin jiki yana laguda ɗuwawuna, kuma yana tura burarsa da ƙarfi cikin gindina , na soma kiran wayyo !! wayyo!! wayyo gindina!! zan mutu, amma ɗan muguwar bai rabu dani ba, kamar zai rabani biyu amma saida ya shigeni, naji wani ɗumi cikin durina, wayyo nasha wahala, nan fa cin da kwarto yayi min ya fara, domin soma zankaɗamin bura yayi yana sokamin gwatso pat-pat-pat wayy0!!! na dinga ihu wayy00!! ka tsaya ina shirya --- ka tsaya in shirya, ya cigaba pat pat yana bugun cinyoyina, can kuma sai naji ya dakata, to ya na iya da cin gindin dole, domin dai wannan kwarto yafi ƙarfina, kuma idan nayi ihu ma a banza domin ba'a jina, ɗakina yanada nisa da ɗakin mamana, haka dai na gyara kwanciya na shafa saman durina naji wannan ƙatuwar burar a cikin ramin gindina, na ƙara gyara kwanciya, nace " hmmm" kamar yana jira aiko ya soma zankaɗamin bura wayyo daɗi ayyyshhh oisshhhh!!! yana cina , burar-nan na lumewa cikin durina wayyo daɗi ushhhh!! sai jin wani sululuf sululuf nake cikin kogon lubiyar zumar durina, wayyo ahh!!! haka yake gurnani da sambatu washhh'wayyyo!!! Hm'm!! yana laftamin gwatso pat-pat-pat wayy0 ashh!!.
Haka ya dinga zubamin gwatsoo fat-fat, burarnan har cikin maganaɗisun durina wayyo daɗi ayyyshhh!! oisshhhh!! ishhhhh!! ushh!! daɗi ne yake shigata kota ina, muna gurnani Uwwwshh!! oisshhhh!! Can naji wani ɗumi cikin durina wani ruwa yana gangarawa cikin marata, haka nakejin wani daɗi cikin marata, ruwan na kwaranya, nima na soma tsulalo ruwa yayinda marata ke ɗaurewa daɗi na shigarmin kwanyata oishhh!!!! 000shhh!! ashh!!! naji wata ni'ima tana sauka a kaina, cikin kaina ina jin wani yoimm yoimm na daɗi.
Naji jikina duka ya mutu, amma babu alamar sha'awa a tare dani, na gamsu yadda ya kamata, haka wannan kwarto ya sulale ya fice ba tare dana gane ko waye ba.
Shi kuma Hannafi haka ya shigo cikin gidanmu ya gama bulayi amma bai gano inda ɗakina yake ba, haka ya haƙura ya koma. Wannan shine labarin cin da kwarto yayi min, wanda naji daɗin cin, kuma ina kwaɗayin irin wannan cin gindi.
