Yadda naci yayata part 1
Yadda naci yayata Sailuba, mai gutsun yan gayu. Duri wanda yasha haÉ—i, mai kashe yan samari.
A wani gari can cikin jihohin arewacin najeriya, anyi wani mutum wanda ake kira da suna -Babangida mai mangala- . Wannan suna nashi kuwa ya samo asaline dalilin sana'arsa, wato aikinsa shine ɗaukar ƙasa, kullum ta Allah bashi da aikin daya wuce, ɗaukar yashi, taki, dadai sauransu, akan jakunansa guda biyu. Idan ya kaiwa mutum taki zuwa gona ko kuma ya ɗaukar masa yashi, ana biyansa ladan aikinsa. Garinsu Babangida ƙaramin gari-ne, domin ko mota ba'a samu a garin, sai mutum yayi tafiya mai tazara kafin yaje garin, hakan yasa samari da yawa suke tafiya birni domin neman kuɗi.
Wata rana Babangida mai mangala ya fita aikinsa kamar yadda ya saba, ya ɗorawa jakunansa taki ya nufi gonar mai unguwa, yana tafiya yana waƙa " In ruwan sama yazo ya ɗebe uwar maƙiyina - In iska ta tazo ta kwashe ɗakin uwar maƙiyina ". Haka dai ya cigaba da tafiyarsa yana wannan waƙa. Can yayi nisa, kawai ba zato babu tsammani yaji an fara ruwan sama, nan fa ya ƙara sauri domin yaje da wuri ya juye taki, kafin ya ƙarasa zuwa gonar mai unguwa tuni ruwan sama yayi masa dukan tsiya.
Haka yaje gonar-nan yanata tsumar sanyi, ya juye taki da nufin juyowa cikin gari, ruwa fa ya cigaba da zuba kamar da bakin ƙwarya, Babangida ya samu wani loto ya fake, bayan an gama ruwa ya fito da nufin dawowa gida, Sai yayi karo da wani akwatin ƙarfe, yasa ƙafa ya tura akwati sai yaji nauyi, yace ko mene ne a cikin wannan akwati haka. Ya ɗauki dutse ya buge bakin akwati, Habawa !! ai da buɗewar akwati saiga kuɗi yan maitan, rafar yan dubu-dubu cike da akwati, nan fa ya dafe ƙirji yana salati, sai kyarma yake kamar ana buga masa gangi. Mai mangala yace " Duk yadda akayi wannan kuɗi wasu ɓarayi ne suka sato su, da suka ga sunyi musu yawa shine suka zubar da waɗannan ". Ya saka hannu cikin akwati ya ɗebo rafa biyu masu kauri, ya jefa cikin ƙaton aljihun yar sharar sa, ya kaɗa jakunansa ya runtuma da gudu, kamar ranshi zai fita haka yake gudu, ai yana cikin gudun-nan wasu ƙatti suka tare shi, ya tsaya suka ce kai bawan Allah mai kake yiwa gudu haka,?. Hala dai maciji ka gani ? . Babangida yace ai wallahi mutuwa ya gani tsirararta. Suka ce mutuwa kuma yace wallahi da gaske nake, suka ce masa su koma ya nuna musu ita, yace ' eyeh ' ƙatti suka ce ƙwaraikuwa ko kuma kaci na jaki. Babangida a firgice yake gaba ɗaya, domin kana ganin wannan samudawa kasan yan fashi-ne, haka ya kawo su har gun wannan akwati, yace wallahi banko taɓa ko anini-ba, yana ɗan ɓoye-boyen aljihu, domin yana tunanin ajiyarsu-ce.
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Yadda naci yayata part 2
Ogan ƙattin-nan ya cewa Babangida ya maza ya ɓace, idan ko yaje gari ya faɗa, sun zo cikin dare su yanka shi su sha jininsa.
Babangida a firgice ya ƙara komawa gun jakunansa, ya Cigaba da zuba gudu kamar ana binsa a baya. Kafin wani lokaci ya cimma gida, yana haki gami da nishi kamar ya mutu.
Uwargida ta sheƙo da gudu wajen mijinta tace " mai-gida lafiya ? " yace, ina ko lafiya kina ga ina neman mutuwa. Ya kwashe duka labari ya gaya mata duka abinda ya faru, suka ƙumshe kuɗadensu suka tsuke bakunansu, suka fara sabuwar rayuwa a ɓoye a ɓoye, suna kashe kuɗinsu, har matar Babangida ta samu ciki, nan fa ya rinƙa tarairayarta kamar ƙwai, domin bai taɓa haihuwa ba, kullum saita sha zuma taci kilishi, ko kuma cinyar kaza.
Wata rana Babangida na zaune yace a ransa" bari dai na koma gurin akwatin-nan na gani kodai yan fashin-nan sun bar ko ₦aira na kalato. Idan kuma na same su sai in ce musu, sarki ya turo a kashe su, shine nazo na sanar dasu, saboda alfarmar da suka yimin rannan.
Ashe rannan abinda ya faru da wannan ƙatti shine, Lokacin da suka ga wannan kuɗi, sai sukayi tunani irin na Babangida' Babbansu yace wata ƙila wasu ɓarayi ne suka sato shine suka yar da wannan '.
Ogan yan fashi yace ' abinda za ayi yanzu ya kamata mu fara ci mu ƙoshi tukunna . sai mu fara kasafin kuɗi ' suka tura ƙaramin cikinsu yaje gari ya siyo musu abinci da tsire, haka ya kama hanyar gari, yake wajen masu abinci ya saya, yaje mahauta ya siyo tsire, ya yowa hanya tsinke. Har yayi nisa wata zuciyar tace dashi " Idan ka samu kudin-nan, zaka shiga gari kayi ta kece raini abinka ". Zuciya ta zugashi, ya dawo kasuwa, ya siya maganin ɓera ya zazzage cikin abinci. Haka abin ya faru ga yan uwansa, suka yi shawarar daya zo kashe shi, suje su wataya da kuɗadensu a cikin birni, da zuwan sa suka haushi da bugu, har yace ga garinku, ya sheƙa barzahu.
Da gamawarsu suka faɗa abinci da ci, ai kafin kiftawa da bismillah sun koma ga mahaliccisu. Haka Babangida ya tarar dasu, har kuraye sun fara cin namansu. Yayi juyayin duniyar-nan ya rasa abinda ya kashe wannan yan-fashi, a ƙarshe dai yace ƙila kuraye ne suka kashe su.
Ya kwashe kuɗi tas - ya koma gida abinsa. Nan da nan duniya ta koma sabuwa, Babangida ya siya mashin ɗin hawa, ya rinƙa kece raini, gidansa kullum sai maroƙa ke kaiwa da komowa, ana fitowa da abinci kala-kala iri-iri daban-daban.
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Yadda naci yayata part 3
Kai in gajarce maka labari, Ai ba'a yi cikakken wata biyu ba, Alhaji Babangida mai mangala ya koma birni da rayuwa.
Sabon mai arziƙi a garin Abuja, nan fa Babangida mai mangala duniya ta koma sabuwa, motoci saida ya siya guda biyar kyawawa, masu tsada yan yayi.
Bayan wata tara, uwargida ta haifi É—anta namiji, wato ni kenan, sunana Sa'idu kuma nine babban É—an mai mangala.
Ƙanwar gyatuma ta, inna rakiya yar ƙaramar yar kasuwa ce, wacce take harkokin kasuwancinta na kayan mata, wato sana'arta shine siyar da magungunan ƙara girman nonuwa, ƙara girman ƙugu, da kuma ni'îma a lokacin jima'i.
Inna rakiya tanada É—iyarta mace kyakkyawar gaske, kai kasan ko ba'a faÉ—a ba, yarinyar-nan Sailuba an tsumata da magunguna iri-iri, domin idan ka ganta, saika rantse yarinyar-nan takai shekara ashirin da biyar ko da uku ma. Amma duka yarinyar shekararta [²²]. Yadda kasan irin manyan matan-nan masu manyan nonuwa, wanda ake cinsu a bidiyon batsa.
Sailuba yarinya ce wacce ita dai ba zaka ce mata doguwa ba kuma baka kirata gajera ba.
Gata malam da suƙu-suƙun ɗuwawu, wannan tudun ɗuwawun nata na rantse saika ɗora ƙaramin yaro ya zauna daram, ga tula-tulan nonuwa masu taushi, inda za'a haɗaka da yarinyar-nan ace ka cita, to fa saika raina kanka, domin zaka ci gindi ne iya son ranka ba tare data fara alamar kawo wa ba. Kuma gata da muguwar sha'awa kullum kamar kunnata ake, har takai kullum dare saita kwakule gindinta, wata ranar ma kyandir take sokawa cikin durinta, ta ci kanta har saita kawo.
Shekarata sha takwas, amma Sailuba gaba ɗaya ta iskantani, saboda idan tazo gidan-mu a ɗakina take wuni. Sai dai baka san abin haushi ba, domin kuwa duk zuwan da take ban taɓa cinta ba, in dai tazo saidai musha juna mu tsotsi juna, in Sha nonuwa in more yadda ya kamata, in soka yatsata cikin durinta har sai ta kawo ruwa. Kasan me ya hana ni cin gindinta ???. Sailuba ta tabbatar da cewa idan har burata ta shiga durinta to fa wallahi zan iya mutuwa, saboda mugun haɗin da aka yiwa gindin.
Kullum ina gwaÉ—ayin yadda naci yayata Sailuba, amma ban samu dama ba, saidai na laguda nonuwa na caccakar mata gindi.
Wata rana ina kallo a ɗakina saiga kiran wayar Sailuba tace " Horny ya kake ?. ka shirya yau zaka ci durina. domin na samo maka wani magani " Yau zaka ci duri har saika gaji ka sauka " Nace " Hmmmm, Ni dai nasan bazan gaji da cin gindinki ba " . Yau ina tabbatar miki da cewa gindinki ya shiga uku " Haba saita kyalkyace da dariya " 🤣🤣 " tace yaro kenan, baisan wuta ba saiya daka.
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Yadda naci yayata last part
Ba ayi cikakken minti biyar ba sai gata, Bayan taje sun gaisa da yan gida, saita nufo bangarena. Abinka da mai son aci gindinta, tana zuwa ta rungumeni muka hau sumbatan juna, ina shanta tana shana, ina laguda nonon-nan masu taushi kamar biredi. Can na janyeta daga jikina nace ina maganin, tace gashi karɓa ka sha.
Ai Malam ji nayi wani zangamgam a cikin wandona, burata ta cikashi yadda kasan gindin ingarman doki ko nace burar Jaki. Tayi wani suntumsuntum tana wani wal-wal wutsil-wutsil kamar tace babu.
Ina cikin wannan hali naji an turani baya, na faɗa kan gadona, Sailuba ta tuɓemin wando, sai ga burar-nan, bumm ta kamota sai cikin bakinta, wayyyyo daɗi na shiga uku na lalace , data yimin wata tsotsa, bansan lokacin dana ce " Jafaruuuuuuuuu " awwwwwww ".
ta rinƙa tsotsowa tana laguda burata, ita ta fita a hayyacinta, nan da nan ta cire rigarta, kutumar uba !!! nan fa Wadannan mangara-mangaran Nonuwan suka bayyana yadda kasan an hura bala-balan kan su yadda kasan mangwaro mai mara, gasu da ɗan ƙaramin kai, daɗin tsotsa, na kamo kan na soma tattaunawa a hankali ina zuƙa.
Nace Hmmmm Sailuba bani naci bani naci . Nan ta gwale gutsunta ina ƙasa tana samana, na lumtuɓa mata bura cikin durinta, na kamo ƙugunta na riƙe gam, na fara alkafira da wutsiya ta cikin gindin, " ashhhhhh ' washhh' "
tana gurnani. Na dinga lafta mata bura ciki da waje, ga wani ruwa na biyo baya yana gangarowa kan burata.
Muka gyara kwanciya, mukayi kwanciyar gefe, sandar burata tana cikin gutsunta ina lumata. Sai zut-zut zut-zut ruwa na fita daga Burata yana cika gindin Sailuba. Ta rinƙa feso ruwa waje fuuwwww !! duka ta ɓatamin cinya. Na dage ina sokawa, gwatsoo yana shiga Sailuba ko ta ina. Cikin ɗan ƙanƙanin lokaci muka lagaf- lagaf- Malam.
Yadda naci yayata Sailuba mai gindin yan gayu Kenan.
